Heinzen Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin, story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk, claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize, mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes, story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly, story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life, story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart, complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru, exams are hot off the printer, 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline, Hasn't made homework in time to assign it, walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both, mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants, gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go, correction to homework the night before its due, erases and redos derivation 3+ times, calls himself a stupid old man, says he should retire, gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money, says he needs to ask his wife if he's free, his intuition contradicts his notes, claims he will do something later that day, doesn't, mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook and "How was the homework/exam?".

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