gives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gosays heshouldretirecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freecallshimself astupid oldmanmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstants"How was thehomework/exam?"Story about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklymentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookexams arehot off theprintergets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guru2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlineerasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'thisintuitioncontradictshis notesgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gosays heshouldretirecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freecallshimself astupid oldmanmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstants"How was thehomework/exam?"Story about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklymentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookexams arehot off theprintergets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guru2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlineerasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'thisintuitioncontradictshis notes

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  2. says he should retire
  3. correction to homework the night before its due
  4. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  5. calls himself a stupid old man
  6. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  7. "How was the homework/exam?"
  8. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  9. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  10. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  11. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  12. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  13. exams are hot off the printer
  14. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  15. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  16. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  17. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  18. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  19. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  20. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  21. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  22. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  23. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  24. his intuition contradicts his notes