correction tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothsays heshouldretirementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbooksays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freeStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizescomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifehisintuitioncontradictshis noteserasesand redosderivation3+ timesexams arehot off theprinterstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartcallshimself astupid oldmangets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't"How was thehomework/exam?"story about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklymentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinegives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothsays heshouldretirementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbooksays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freeStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizescomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifehisintuitioncontradictshis noteserasesand redosderivation3+ timesexams arehot off theprinterstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartcallshimself astupid oldmangets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't"How was thehomework/exam?"story about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklymentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinegives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prize

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. correction to homework the night before its due
  2. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  3. says he should retire
  4. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  5. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  6. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  7. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  8. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  9. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  10. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  11. his intuition contradicts his notes
  12. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  13. exams are hot off the printer
  14. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  15. calls himself a stupid old man
  16. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  17. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  18. "How was the homework/exam?"
  19. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  20. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  21. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  22. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  23. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  24. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize