says heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'terasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk"How was thehomework/exam?"claiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizehisintuitioncontradictshis notescorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneygives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gowalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookHasn't madehomework intime toassign itexams arehot off theprinterStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmanmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinesays heshouldretiresays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'terasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk"How was thehomework/exam?"claiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizehisintuitioncontradictshis notescorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneygives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gowalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookHasn't madehomework intime toassign itexams arehot off theprinterStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmanmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinesays heshouldretire

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  2. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  3. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  4. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  5. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  6. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  7. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  8. "How was the homework/exam?"
  9. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  10. his intuition contradicts his notes
  11. correction to homework the night before its due
  12. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  13. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  14. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  15. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  16. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  17. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  18. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  19. exams are hot off the printer
  20. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  21. calls himself a stupid old man
  22. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  23. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  24. says he should retire