complaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurumentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't"How was thehomework/exam?"2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartsays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freesays heshouldretirecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duehisintuitioncontradictshis notesmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantscallshimself astupid oldmanexams arehot off theprinterstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklywalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothHasn't madehomework intime toassign itgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gomentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneystory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizeerasesand redosderivation3+ timescomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurumentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't"How was thehomework/exam?"2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartsays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freesays heshouldretirecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duehisintuitioncontradictshis notesmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantscallshimself astupid oldmanexams arehot off theprinterstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklywalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothHasn't madehomework intime toassign itgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gomentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneystory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizeerasesand redosderivation3+ times

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  2. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  3. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  4. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  5. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  6. "How was the homework/exam?"
  7. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  8. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  9. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  10. says he should retire
  11. correction to homework the night before its due
  12. his intuition contradicts his notes
  13. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  14. calls himself a stupid old man
  15. exams are hot off the printer
  16. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  17. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  18. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  19. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  20. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  21. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  22. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  23. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  24. erases and redos derivation 3+ times