callshimself astupid oldmanexams arehot off theprintergives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizecomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk"How was thehomework/exam?"claims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'terasesand redosderivation3+ times2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklycorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duegets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneymentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifehisintuitioncontradictshis notessays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsHasn't madehomework intime toassign itwalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothsays heshouldretireStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmanexams arehot off theprintergives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizecomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerk"How was thehomework/exam?"claims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'terasesand redosderivation3+ times2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklycorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duegets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneymentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifehisintuitioncontradictshis notessays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsHasn't madehomework intime toassign itwalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothsays heshouldretireStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustin

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. calls himself a stupid old man
  2. exams are hot off the printer
  3. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  4. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  5. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  6. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  7. "How was the homework/exam?"
  8. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  9. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  10. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  11. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  12. correction to homework the night before its due
  13. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  14. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  15. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  16. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  17. his intuition contradicts his notes
  18. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  19. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  20. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  21. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  22. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  23. says he should retire
  24. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin