story about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifecomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'tstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartHasn't madehomework intime toassign it2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinecallshimself astupid oldmanmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbooksays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freeexams arehot off theprintercorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its dueerasesand redosderivation3+ timesmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes"How was thehomework/exam?"walks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustingets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyhisintuitioncontradictshis notessays heshouldretirestory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifecomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder gurustory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'tstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartHasn't madehomework intime toassign it2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinecallshimself astupid oldmanmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbooksays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freeexams arehot off theprintercorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its dueerasesand redosderivation3+ timesmentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes"How was thehomework/exam?"walks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to goStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustingets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyhisintuitioncontradictshis notessays heshouldretire

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  2. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  3. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  4. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  5. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  6. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  7. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  8. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  9. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  10. calls himself a stupid old man
  11. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  12. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  13. exams are hot off the printer
  14. correction to homework the night before its due
  15. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  16. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  17. "How was the homework/exam?"
  18. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  19. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  20. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  21. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  22. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  23. his intuition contradicts his notes
  24. says he should retire