says heneeds toask his wifeif he's freementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizeswalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothexams arehot off theprinterclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlineclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizestory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklygets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruerasesand redosderivation3+ timesgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gohisintuitioncontradictshis notesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifementions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerksays heshouldretirecallshimself astupid oldman"How was thehomework/exam?"says heneeds toask his wifeif he's freementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizeswalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothexams arehot off theprinterclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn't2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlineclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizestory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklygets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruerasesand redosderivation3+ timesgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gohisintuitioncontradictshis notesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifementions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerksays heshouldretirecallshimself astupid oldman"How was thehomework/exam?"

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  2. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  3. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  4. exams are hot off the printer
  5. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  6. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  7. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  8. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  9. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  10. correction to homework the night before its due
  11. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  12. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  13. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  14. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  15. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  16. his intuition contradicts his notes
  17. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  18. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  19. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  20. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  21. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  22. says he should retire
  23. calls himself a stupid old man
  24. "How was the homework/exam?"