Story about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartexams arehot off theprintersays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duestory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkerasesand redosderivation3+ timessays heshouldretiregets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinehisintuitioncontradictshis notesmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifegives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to go"How was thehomework/exam?"story about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyHasn't madehomework intime toassign itmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'twalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothcallshimself astupid oldmancomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustinstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartexams arehot off theprintersays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freecorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duestory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkerasesand redosderivation3+ timessays heshouldretiregets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinehisintuitioncontradictshis notesmentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifegives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to go"How was thehomework/exam?"story about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyHasn't madehomework intime toassign itmentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'twalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothcallshimself astupid oldmancomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guru

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  2. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  3. exams are hot off the printer
  4. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  5. correction to homework the night before its due
  6. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  7. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  8. says he should retire
  9. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  10. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  11. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  12. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  13. his intuition contradicts his notes
  14. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  15. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  16. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  17. "How was the homework/exam?"
  18. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  19. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  20. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  21. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  22. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  23. calls himself a stupid old man
  24. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru