hisintuitioncontradictshis notes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmarterasesand redosderivation3+ timesgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookexams arehot off theprinter"How was thehomework/exam?"mentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantscomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruwalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklysays heshouldretirementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'tgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gostory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkcorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmanhisintuitioncontradictshis notes2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadlinestory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmarterasesand redosderivation3+ timesgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneyclaiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizementions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookexams arehot off theprinter"How was thehomework/exam?"mentions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantscomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guruwalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklysays heshouldretirementions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'tgives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gostory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkcorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freestory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifeStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldman

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. his intuition contradicts his notes
  2. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  3. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  4. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  5. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  6. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  7. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  8. exams are hot off the printer
  9. "How was the homework/exam?"
  10. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  11. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  12. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  13. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  14. says he should retire
  15. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  16. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  17. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  18. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  19. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  20. correction to homework the night before its due
  21. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  22. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  23. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  24. calls himself a stupid old man