mentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizeserasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guru2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadline"How was thehomework/exam?"claiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmancorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heshouldretiregives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gomentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freementions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'thisintuitioncontradictshis notesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itexams arehot off theprintermentions hisadvisor andsomeone theyworked withhave nobelprizeserasesand redosderivation3+ timesstory about how beforehe gave a colloquium talkwith Weinberg in theaudience, his friendpointed out amistake/ambiguity, sothen when somebodyasked about it when hegave the talk he lookedsmartgets a phone call inclass, talks about howhe once gave money toa democratic campaignand ever since peoplehave been callingasking for moneycomplaint abouthis shoulderand how hewent to theshoulder guru2nd examnot gradeduntil after thedropdeadline"How was thehomework/exam?"claiming that if hewent with thebrilliant jerkscientist he wouldhave gotten anobel prizewalks in withtshirt stained,inside out, orbothStory about sittingin for his wife at acity councilmeeting andinadvertentlygentrifying eastaustincallshimself astupid oldmancorrection tohomeworkthe nightbefore its duesays heshouldretiregives a pollover how fastwe want theclass to gomentions howat MIT he didn'tdo well in classbut would do allthe problems inthe textbookstory about after hetook his quals aprofessor saidcongratulations youknow more physicsthan you ever will inyour lifesays heneeds toask his wifeif he's freementions how hehas a card in hiswallet with thebohr magnetonand other physicalconstantsstory about how todecide between PhDadvisors he calledsomeone who knewthis brilliant scientist,who revealed theywere a jerkstory about a hardintegral in collegethat he gave to hismath major friendswho solved itquicklyclaims he willdosomethinglater that day,doesn'thisintuitioncontradictshis notesHasn't madehomework intime toassign itexams arehot off theprinter

Heinzen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. mentions his advisor and someone they worked with have nobel prizes
  2. erases and redos derivation 3+ times
  3. story about how before he gave a colloquium talk with Weinberg in the audience, his friend pointed out a mistake/ambiguity, so then when somebody asked about it when he gave the talk he looked smart
  4. gets a phone call in class, talks about how he once gave money to a democratic campaign and ever since people have been calling asking for money
  5. complaint about his shoulder and how he went to the shoulder guru
  6. 2nd exam not graded until after the drop deadline
  7. "How was the homework/exam?"
  8. claiming that if he went with the brilliant jerk scientist he would have gotten a nobel prize
  9. walks in with tshirt stained, inside out, or both
  10. Story about sitting in for his wife at a city council meeting and inadvertently gentrifying east austin
  11. calls himself a stupid old man
  12. correction to homework the night before its due
  13. says he should retire
  14. gives a poll over how fast we want the class to go
  15. mentions how at MIT he didn't do well in class but would do all the problems in the textbook
  16. story about after he took his quals a professor said congratulations you know more physics than you ever will in your life
  17. says he needs to ask his wife if he's free
  18. mentions how he has a card in his wallet with the bohr magneton and other physical constants
  19. story about how to decide between PhD advisors he called someone who knew this brilliant scientist, who revealed they were a jerk
  20. story about a hard integral in college that he gave to his math major friends who solved it quickly
  21. claims he will do something later that day, doesn't
  22. his intuition contradicts his notes
  23. Hasn't made homework in time to assign it
  24. exams are hot off the printer