SaaS startup bingo

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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: Firing entire sales team (again), Five different IaaS frameworks for devops, Endless stream of ignored production exceptions, Three different kinds of review apps, 50% of eng time spent fixing last year's features, CEO pep talk after layoffs, Sales team unable to close any leads, 25 MB PDF marketing white paper: 30K/s off cheap shared WordPress hosting, Engineers spin up expensive servers and forget about them, Product wants to A/B test on 15 users, New hires promoted over veterans who keep things running, Comp < 1/5 what you could make at FAANG, No materialized views, reporting features constantly time out, Sloppy, useless code review, "Let's rewrite it in Rust!", Migrating to microservices breaks everything, All white male 20-something leadership, Constant @here and @all misuse in Slack, Can't hire anyone, won't allow remote, Code written a month ago referred to as "legacy", "MVP" [sic] of new feature takes six months, UX designers do all the actual product design, Product designers have MBAs from Harvard, can't write a coherent sentence and Culture of distrust.

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