No materializedviews, reportingfeaturesconstantly timeoutUXdesigners doall the actualproductdesignEngineers spinup expensiveservers andforget aboutthemThreedifferentkinds ofreview appsProduct designershave MBAs fromHarvard, can'twrite a coherentsentenceFiringentiresales team(again)Sloppy,uselesscodereviewEndlessstream ofignoredproductionexceptionsNew hirespromotedover veteranswho keepthings running"MVP" [sic]of newfeature takessix monthsSales teamunable toclose anyleads25 MB PDFmarketing whitepaper: 30K/s offcheap sharedWordPresshosting50% of engtime spentfixing lastyear'sfeaturesCode writtena month agoreferred toas "legacy"CultureofdistrustFive differentIaaSframeworksfor devopsComp < 1/5what youcould makeat FAANGProductwants toA/B test on15 usersCan't hireanyone,won't allowremoteConstant@here and@all misusein SlackMigrating tomicroservicesbreakseverythingCEO peptalk afterlayoffs"Let'srewrite itin Rust!"All whitemale 20-somethingleadershipNo materializedviews, reportingfeaturesconstantly timeoutUXdesigners doall the actualproductdesignEngineers spinup expensiveservers andforget aboutthemThreedifferentkinds ofreview appsProduct designershave MBAs fromHarvard, can'twrite a coherentsentenceFiringentiresales team(again)Sloppy,uselesscodereviewEndlessstream ofignoredproductionexceptionsNew hirespromotedover veteranswho keepthings running"MVP" [sic]of newfeature takessix monthsSales teamunable toclose anyleads25 MB PDFmarketing whitepaper: 30K/s offcheap sharedWordPresshosting50% of engtime spentfixing lastyear'sfeaturesCode writtena month agoreferred toas "legacy"CultureofdistrustFive differentIaaSframeworksfor devopsComp < 1/5what youcould makeat FAANGProductwants toA/B test on15 usersCan't hireanyone,won't allowremoteConstant@here and@all misusein SlackMigrating tomicroservicesbreakseverythingCEO peptalk afterlayoffs"Let'srewrite itin Rust!"All whitemale 20-somethingleadership

SaaS startup bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No materialized views, reporting features constantly time out
  2. UX designers do all the actual product design
  3. Engineers spin up expensive servers and forget about them
  4. Three different kinds of review apps
  5. Product designers have MBAs from Harvard, can't write a coherent sentence
  6. Firing entire sales team (again)
  7. Sloppy, useless code review
  8. Endless stream of ignored production exceptions
  9. New hires promoted over veterans who keep things running
  10. "MVP" [sic] of new feature takes six months
  11. Sales team unable to close any leads
  12. 25 MB PDF marketing white paper: 30K/s off cheap shared WordPress hosting
  13. 50% of eng time spent fixing last year's features
  14. Code written a month ago referred to as "legacy"
  15. Culture of distrust
  16. Five different IaaS frameworks for devops
  17. Comp < 1/5 what you could make at FAANG
  18. Product wants to A/B test on 15 users
  19. Can't hire anyone, won't allow remote
  20. Constant @here and @all misuse in Slack
  21. Migrating to microservices breaks everything
  22. CEO pep talk after layoffs
  23. "Let's rewrite it in Rust!"
  24. All white male 20-something leadership