White Dad Bingo

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This bingo card has a free space and 91 words: Story time: Repeats any Story told already, Demonstrates Lack of Short term Memory, Out of Context Comment, Falls Asleep anywhere but his own bed, Show-and-tell: picture of random junk, drinks beer at family event, Beard Comment, Follows you to your car when you are trying to leave, “never ending remodel”, Unprompted House repair, Smokes weed any time of day, Leaves and forgets phone at home, Changes TV channel and leaves room, drinks beer ( before 11:pm central), Agrees with someone else’s objectively outrageous comment, Demonstrates lack of long term memory, Unprompted Vehicle repair, Monochromatic outfit, Is that racist? (probably), Talks about food he can’t/won’t eat, Doesn’t know how to interact with dogs (animals?), “Bums”, Doesn’t use his turn signal, Over sharing unimportant info, “I’m ___ for my age”, interrupts you, “I’m not pushing”, Criticizes a stranger, “Well, I don’t know what you guys want, Gives unwanted advise, Awaits to be served hand and foot, retells a story about childhood, Asks someone to do chore, Watches CNN, Complains why kids don’t do chores, “you kids have it easy now a days”, Loud in the morning, Complains about trump, “Mom doesn’t love me”, Complains about work, Coughs on everything, Cleans random things, Loud sneezing, Loud Nose Blowing, Clears throat, “I’m not like your grand father”, Slams toilet seat, slams doors, Neighborhood watch, Drives one handed, acts like he’s in American idol, “why isn’t the __ set up yet”, “is anyone ready to eat yet?’, Complains about siblings, Drinks diet soda, “elbow grease”, Ignoring doctors orders, “illegal to turn on interior car light”, Has thick wallet, Grunts when sitting, Thinks he can out smart gps, back seat driver, Thinks it’s okay to eat expired food (regardless of type), rubs/pats belly after meal, backs into every parking spot, “you can do mine next”, Puts a condiment on everything, always leaves extra early, “don’t tell your mom”, “I’m just resting my eyes”, uses duck tape on everything, demands instead of asks, complains about kids on devices, “what do I like from ___ (this place)”, tucked in polo shirt, white socks and sneakers, complains about weather, interrupts conversation he wasn’t a part of, Is anxious dad, walks like a zombie, complains about back/knee pain, demands help with chores, says something sexist, doesn’t get out of chair to greet, does something weird/ socially unacceptable, Says you like things that you don’t, Learned Helplessness, Doesn’t know how to send emails, talks loudly over voice or video chat, doesn’t read manuals and Pisses loudly.

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