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White Dad Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “never ending remodel”
  2. “you can do mine next”
  3. Complains why kids don’t do chores
  4. Thinks it’s okay to eat expired food (regardless of type)
  5. “Bums”
  6. “I’m not like your grand father”
  7. doesn’t read manuals
  8. backs into every parking spot
  9. “don’t tell your mom”
  10. Cleans random things
  11. “I’m just resting my eyes”
  12. Has thick wallet
  13. Puts a condiment on everything
  14. back seat driver
  15. Slams toilet seat
  16. Follows you to your car when you are trying to leave
  17. white socks and sneakers
  18. Talks about food he can’t/won’t eat
  19. Complains about trump
  20. Doesn’t use his turn signal
  21. uses duck tape on everything
  22. “Well, I don’t know what you guys want
  23. Gives unwanted advise
  24. Is that racist? (probably)
  25. Awaits to be served hand and foot
  26. Over sharing unimportant info
  27. Is anxious dad
  28. “illegal to turn on interior car light”
  29. Neighborhood watch
  30. Asks someone to do chore
  31. Loud Nose Blowing
  32. Out of Context Comment
  33. Coughs on everything
  34. Beard Comment
  35. Ignoring doctors orders
  36. interrupts conversation he wasn’t a part of
  37. Demonstrates Lack of Short term Memory
  38. says something sexist
  39. complains about back/knee pain
  40. acts like he’s in American idol
  41. Doesn’t know how to send emails
  42. Loud in the morning
  43. drinks beer ( before 11:pm central)
  44. tucked in polo shirt
  45. Learned Helplessness
  46. does something weird/ socially unacceptable
  47. Monochromatic outfit
  48. rubs/pats belly after meal
  49. Falls Asleep anywhere but his own bed
  50. demands instead of asks
  51. Unprompted House repair
  52. complains about kids on devices
  53. demands help with chores
  54. Smokes weed any time of day
  55. Complains about siblings
  56. walks like a zombie
  57. Complains about work
  58. Criticizes a stranger
  59. Unprompted Vehicle repair
  60. “I’m ___ for my age”
  61. Leaves and forgets phone at home
  62. interrupts you
  63. doesn’t get out of chair to greet
  64. Story time: Repeats any Story told already
  65. “what do I like from ___ (this place)”
  66. drinks beer at family event
  67. “why isn’t the __ set up yet”
  68. Demonstrates lack of long term memory
  69. Agrees with someone else’s objectively outrageous comment
  70. Clears throat
  71. Doesn’t know how to interact with dogs (animals?)
  72. “Mom doesn’t love me”
  73. “elbow grease”
  74. always leaves extra early
  75. Drinks diet soda
  76. Thinks he can out smart gps
  77. “is anyone ready to eat yet?’
  78. talks loudly over voice or video chat
  79. Changes TV channel and leaves room
  80. Pisses loudly
  81. complains about weather
  82. retells a story about childhood
  83. Grunts when sitting
  84. Loud sneezing
  85. Says you like things that you don’t
  86. “you kids have it easy now a days”
  87. “I’m not pushing”
  88. slams doors
  89. Watches CNN
  90. Show-and-tell: picture of random junk
  91. Drives one handed