What the Bingo is WRONG With You?! MK V

What the Bingo is WRONG With You?! MK V Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 210 words: Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade), Massive self injury, Subject gains hosts' respect, Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling, "Ow, my childhood!", "No One Wants To See Your Junk", Arson, Nash complaining about YouTube, Story takes place outside the USA, Friends egging subject on, Revenge, Odd getaway vehicle, South Korea, "911 is not customer support", Industrial / heavy machinery involved, Wild animals involved, "It gets better" / "There's more", "I mean...I MEAN...", "It Happened Again!"(sequel), "Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties), "<chat user> wins...", Amazing headline, Poorly-handled roommate problems, "I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry), Tara cracks Nash up, Nonsense on a plane / at an airport, Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges), Nash cracks Tara up, Lucky! (free space), Vandalism, "White people, man!", Booze, Firearms, Tara pisses off yet another country, The Internet is forever, Meth, Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced, Feces, Idiot politician(s), IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved, Repeat offender, "Naked rampage", Nash's pet appears / is mentioned, Human Malware (COVID-19), PURPLE SHOTGUN!, WE GOT VIDEO!, "Everybody sent this one", Weed, Follow-up story, Brawling / fighting, Hotel / motel involved, Corporate PR blunder, "They're fine" / "They're OK", Drugs, Hippos, "Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle), Guest host, Old pop culture reference, Compound-ing the error, "Propor-tionate response!", "Edit your shit!" (grammar fail), Naked, Mastur-bation, Your house isn't home base, Host talks to their pet(s), Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned, Story subject given a pass, Weapon- ized human / animal waste, Don't fuck with nature, Loads of people involved (5+), Lucky! (free space), Imaginary people, "Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!", Kid in harm's way, "That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building), Tara's segue powers manifest again, Bath salts / flakka, "911 is not your parents", Animal bodily fluids and/or waste, WTFery in the name of love, Craigslist involved, Disembodied Orgasm Hippo, Kid commits a crime, "Oh honey, no...", "This is why we can't have nice things", Title drop, DIY disaster, Hilarious mugshot, Fuckin' fireworks, "No, you're gonna yell at me!", Items placed in the pants, Russia, "What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story), Australia, Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.), Nash nopes out, Florida, Wrong tool for the job, Gryph makes an appearance, "Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject), Hilarious story, Jokes about audience's age, Poop is NOT a plan, Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things, Theft, Tara tells a story, "Old enough to know better" (40+ subject), Pets involved in story, Tara hasn't seen a given movie, Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s), "Pause!" / "Time out!", Host facepalms, Unusual object weaponized, Nash makes a bad joke, Explosives, Self-injury via gunfire, Vehicle catches air, Serial / mystery pooper, Poor handling of relationship issues, Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc), Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.), "____ is not a LARP!", Texas, "Fuck you, JAIL!", "Naked crazy", Japan, "Creative" breaking-and-entering, Gender-reveal party, "Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment, Tara makes a bad joke, Irony, Desk rimshot, Idiot cop(s), "Get off your damn phone", Overtime (>6 stories in one ep), Hosts call out chat misbehavior, Scam, Nash gets up or goes off-camera, Schaden-freude, Videogames involved, "I look forward to your comments.", Douche-quake!, Sexual intercourse (2+ participants), "Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject), Idiot school admins / teachers, Sportsball involved, Fast-food place involved, "It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes), Fire, Word-count padding, Multiple Douche-quakes, Horrifying X-ray, Cocaine's a helluva drug, Misuse of sex toy, Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.), Story is local to one of the hosts, Physical injury, "When they said ____, that's not what they meant!", Bomb threat, Urine, Vehicle chase, Social media involved, Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine, Stupidity done for social media, Food or drink mishandled, "The old drugs still work", Intro mishap / inter-ruption, Butt-dialing the authorities, Opiates (heroin, etc.), Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh.", "Who wrote this?!", WTFery to get out of work, Canada, China, Pest overkill, Host's pet upstages the show, Nash tells a story, Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison, "Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story), Pun (in the story or from the hosts), Chat joke read on-air, Wal-Mart, "I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied), A first for the Nonsense, MONKEYS!, Crazy, "Bless (their) heart...", "It's just a prank, bro!", Bad driving / piloting, "I'm gonna get letters...", Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story, Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...), "Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story), Sex toy(s) involved, That Doesn't Go There, Host breaks into song, Waffle House / Denny's, Vehicle noise interrupts the show, "We got had" (hoax or satire), Poor journal-ism, Physical assault, "It keeps happening", Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers), Aircraft directly involved, Wrong place, wrong time, Tara wears eye-catching makeup, Hosts shoutout the bingo card, Road vehicle directly involved, Property dispute and New Zealand.

⚠ This card has duplicate items: Lucky! (free space) (2)

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