(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Sportsball involved
Scam
Weed
China
Urine
Nash gets up or goes off-camera
Arson
"What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
Animal bodily fluids and/or waste
Pest overkill
A first for the Nonsense
Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
Disembodied Orgasm Hippo
Wal-Mart
"It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
Gender-reveal party
Host facepalms
"Propor-tionate response!"
Bad driving / piloting
Nash makes a bad joke
Tara wears eye-catching makeup
Your house isn't home base
Tara pisses off yet another country
Idiot school admins / teachers
Massive self injury
"911 is not customer support"
Feces
"I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
Tara makes a bad joke
Mastur-bation
Industrial / heavy machinery involved
Poor journal-ism
Misuse of sex toy
"We got had" (hoax or satire)
"Naked rampage"
Kid in harm's way
Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
Vehicle catches air
Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.)
Hosts call out chat misbehavior
"They're fine" / "They're OK"
Wrong place, wrong time
Story is local to one of the hosts
Title drop
Guest host
Unusual object weaponized
"The old drugs still work"
"<chat user> wins..."
Overtime (>6 stories in one ep)
Self-injury via gunfire
Tara cracks Nash up
Host's pet upstages the show
Stupidity done for social media
Social media involved
"Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story)
"Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
Desk rimshot
Amazing headline
Florida
WE GOT VIDEO!
Meth
Hilarious story
"Bless (their) heart..."
Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
"No One Wants To See Your Junk"
Craigslist involved
Drugs
IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
Odd getaway vehicle
Japan
Friends egging subject on
"Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
Host breaks into song
Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story
Wrong tool for the job
Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
Word-count padding
"Fuck you, JAIL!"
Butt-dialing the authorities
Hilarious mugshot
Nash complaining about YouTube
That Doesn't Go There
Poop is NOT a plan
Poor handling of relationship issues
Poorly-handled roommate problems
"No, you're gonna yell at me!"
Idiot politician(s)
WTFery to get out of work
"____ is not a LARP!"
Vehicle noise interrupts the show
Hippos
"I'm gonna get letters..."
The Internet is forever
Fast-food place involved
Wild animals involved
Pets involved in story
Videogames involved
"Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
"That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
Human Malware (COVID-19)
Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
Fuckin' fireworks
Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
Aircraft directly involved
Crazy
Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
Horrifying X-ray
"Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
Intro mishap / inter-ruption
Multiple Douche-quakes
Host talks to their pet(s)
MONKEYS!
"I mean...I MEAN..."
Canada
"It gets better" / "There's more"
Food or drink mishandled
"Oh honey, no..."
Story takes place outside the USA
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Story subject given a pass
"When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
Bath salts / flakka
Tara tells a story
Russia
Nash tells a story
Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
Vandalism
Vehicle chase
Hotel / motel involved
Lucky!
(free space)
Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
Follow-up story
Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
Hosts shoutout the bingo card
"Get off your damn phone"
Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
"It keeps happening"
WTFery in the name of love
Theft
Weapon- ized human / animal waste
Explosives
Subject gains hosts' respect
Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
Corporate PR blunder
"Who wrote this?!"
Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...)
Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
DIY disaster
Idiot cop(s)
Irony
Compound-ing the error
"This is why we can't have nice things"
South Korea
"Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
Booze
"Naked crazy"
"Everybody sent this one"
Loads of people involved (5+)
Waffle House / Denny's
PURPLE SHOTGUN!
Serial / mystery pooper
"911 is not your parents"
Naked
Sex toy(s) involved
Imaginary people
Australia
Physical injury
Nash nopes out
Jokes about audience's age
New Zealand
Items placed in the pants
Physical
assault
"I look forward to your comments."
"Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
Schaden-freude
Kid commits a crime
Nash cracks Tara up
Lucky!
(free space)
"I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
Tara hasn't seen a given movie
Fire
"White people, man!"
Old pop culture reference
Chat joke read on-air
Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s)
"It's just a prank, bro!"
Don't fuck with nature
"Pause!" / "Time out!"
Texas
Property dispute
Opiates (heroin, etc.)
Revenge
"Ow, my childhood!"
"Old enough to know better" (40+ subject)
Repeat offender
Douche-quake!
"Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
Brawling / fighting
Firearms
Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
Road vehicle directly involved
"Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
