"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)Nash getsup orgoes off-camera FireFollow-upstorySelf-injury viagunfireSubjectgainshosts'respect"The olddrugsstill work" WaffleHouse /Denny'sHotel /motelinvolved"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk"Firearms"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Kid inharm'swayFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prisonNashtells astoryFlorida"Nakedrampage"HorrifyingX-ray"I lookforward toyourcomments."Imaginarypeople"They'refine" /"They'reOK"Word-countpaddingDeskrimshotKidcommitsa crime"Get offyourdamnphone"Loads ofpeopleinvolved(5+) Wal-MartScamHilariousmugshotBoozeBathsalts /flakkaAircraftdirectlyinvolvedPetsinvolvedin story"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Sexualintercourse(2+participants)"Ohhoney,no..."Hallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"I'mgonna getletters..."Pun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)CanadaChatjoke readon-air"It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"momentMethTaracracksNash upWTFeryto get outof work"Ow, mychildhood!"Dumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)Don'tfuck withnatureHost's petupstagesthe showItemsplaced inthe pantsOvertime(>6stories inone ep)IronyRevengeTitledropRepeatoffenderMultipleDouche-quakesWeedPoorjournal-ismDIYdisasterButt-dialing theauthoritiesSocialmediainvolvedDisembodiedOrgasmHippoTheInternetis foreverNonsenseon aplane / atan airportHostsshoutoutthe bingocardDrugs"Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)VehiclecatchesairChinaCo-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferenced"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"Wrongplace,wrongtimeTara wearseye-catchingmakeupHosts callout chatmisbehaviorPURPLESHOTGUN!Nothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)Hostbreaksinto songStupiditydone forsocialmediaNashmakes abad jokeCorporatePRblunderAustraliaIndustrial /heavymachineryinvolved Lucky!(freespace)"Pause!"/ "Timeout!"UrineFuckin'fireworksSubjectstuck inchimney,wall orceilingMention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)"Nakedcrazy"RussiaTara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineCraigslistinvolvedNewZealandCo-host's petappears or ismentionedWeapon-ized human /animal wasteOld popculturereferenceRoadvehicledirectlyinvolved"Creative"breaking-and-enteringHumanMalware(COVID-19)Sextoy(s)involved"ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)PhysicalassaultPhysicalinjuryIdiotcop(s)PestoverkillVandalism"This is whywe can'thave nicethings""We gothad"(hoax orsatire)Misuseof sextoyIdiotpolitician(s)SouthKoreaNakedUnusualobjectweaponizedGryphmakes anappearanceStory islocal toone of thehosts"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Tara pissesoff yetanothercountryCocaine'sa helluvadrug"No,you'regonna yellat me!"A first fortheNonsenseFriendseggingsubject onChuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)"Bless(their)heart...""Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!"Storysubjectgiven apassVehiclechaseJapanBombthreatWTFery inthe nameof loveBrawling/ fightingMastur-bation"911 isnot yourparents"Yourhouseisn't homebase"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)"____is not aLARP!"Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Nashnopesout"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"Serial /mysterypooperSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a story"It keepshappening""Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)Massiveselfinjury"Imean...IMEAN..."MONKEYS!"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)Host talksto theirpet(s)SportsballinvolvedTara hasn'tseen agivenmovie"Whitepeople,man!"Lucky!(freespace)ArsonBaddriving /piloting"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)HilariousstoryAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteCompound-ing the errorIdiotschooladmins /teachersFood ordrinkmishandledTara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh."Criminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)Poorhandling ofrelationshipissuesTaramakes abad jokeNashcracksTara upCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthingsAmazingheadlineThatDoesn'tGo TherePoop isNOT aplanOpiates(heroin,etc.)Intromishap /inter-ruption"<chatuser>wins..."Guesthost"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)NashcomplainingaboutYouTube"911 is notcustomersupport"CrazyIdiotparent(s) /guardian(s)WEGOTVIDEO!Douche-quake!Fast-foodplaceinvolvedTaratells astory"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)ExplosivesVehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showHipposBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)"Whowrotethis?!"FecesIoT device(Alexa,etc)involvedJokesaboutaudience'sage"Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)Wrongtool forthe job"Propor-tionateresponse!"TheftTexasWildanimalsinvolved"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)HostfacepalmsNash's petappears /ismentionedStory takesplaceoutside theUSAOddgetawayvehicle"It's justa prank,bro!"Schaden-freudePoorly-handledroommateproblems"Everybodysent thisone"Gender-revealpartyPropertydisputeVideogamesinvolvedTara's seguepowersmanifestagain"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)Nash getsup orgoes off-cameraFireFollow-upstorySelf-injury viagunfireSubjectgainshosts'respect"The olddrugsstill work"WaffleHouse /Denny'sHotel /motelinvolved"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk"Firearms"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Kid inharm'swayFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prisonNashtells astoryFlorida"Nakedrampage"HorrifyingX-ray"I lookforward toyourcomments."Imaginarypeople"They'refine" /"They'reOK"Word-countpaddingDeskrimshotKidcommitsa crime"Get offyourdamnphone"Loads ofpeopleinvolved(5+)Wal-MartScamHilariousmugshotBoozeBathsalts /flakkaAircraftdirectlyinvolvedPetsinvolvedin story"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Sexualintercourse(2+participants)"Ohhoney,no..."Hallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"I'mgonna getletters..."Pun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)CanadaChatjoke readon-air"It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"momentMethTaracracksNash upWTFeryto get outof work"Ow, mychildhood!"Dumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)Don'tfuck withnatureHost's petupstagesthe showItemsplaced inthe pantsOvertime(>6stories inone ep)IronyRevengeTitledropRepeatoffenderMultipleDouche-quakesWeedPoorjournal-ismDIYdisasterButt-dialing theauthoritiesSocialmediainvolvedDisembodiedOrgasmHippoTheInternetis foreverNonsenseon aplane / atan airportHostsshoutoutthe bingocardDrugs"Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)VehiclecatchesairChinaCo-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferenced"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"Wrongplace,wrongtimeTara wearseye-catchingmakeupHosts callout chatmisbehaviorPURPLESHOTGUN!Nothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)Hostbreaksinto songStupiditydone forsocialmediaNashmakes abad jokeCorporatePRblunderAustraliaIndustrial /heavymachineryinvolvedLucky!(freespace)"Pause!"/ "Timeout!"UrineFuckin'fireworksSubjectstuck inchimney,wall orceilingMention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)"Nakedcrazy"RussiaTara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineCraigslistinvolvedNewZealandCo-host's petappears or ismentionedWeapon-ized human /animal wasteOld popculturereferenceRoadvehicledirectlyinvolved"Creative"breaking-and-enteringHumanMalware(COVID-19)Sextoy(s)involved"ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)PhysicalassaultPhysicalinjuryIdiotcop(s)PestoverkillVandalism"This is whywe can'thave nicethings""We gothad"(hoax orsatire)Misuseof sextoyIdiotpolitician(s)SouthKoreaNakedUnusualobjectweaponizedGryphmakes anappearanceStory islocal toone of thehosts"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Tara pissesoff yetanothercountryCocaine'sa helluvadrug"No,you'regonna yellat me!"A first fortheNonsenseFriendseggingsubject onChuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)"Bless(their)heart...""Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!"Storysubjectgiven apassVehiclechaseJapanBombthreatWTFery inthe nameof loveBrawling/ fightingMastur-bation"911 isnot yourparents"Yourhouseisn't homebase"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)"____is not aLARP!"Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Nashnopesout"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"Serial /mysterypooperSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a story"It keepshappening""Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)Massiveselfinjury"Imean...IMEAN..."MONKEYS!"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)Host talksto theirpet(s)SportsballinvolvedTara hasn'tseen agivenmovie"Whitepeople,man!"Lucky!(freespace)ArsonBaddriving /piloting"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)HilariousstoryAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteCompound-ing the errorIdiotschooladmins /teachersFood ordrinkmishandledTara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh."Criminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)Poorhandling ofrelationshipissuesTaramakes abad jokeNashcracksTara upCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthingsAmazingheadlineThatDoesn'tGo TherePoop isNOT aplanOpiates(heroin,etc.)Intromishap /inter-ruption"<chatuser>wins..."Guesthost"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)NashcomplainingaboutYouTube"911 is notcustomersupport"CrazyIdiotparent(s) /guardian(s)WEGOTVIDEO!Douche-quake!Fast-foodplaceinvolvedTaratells astory"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)ExplosivesVehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showHipposBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)"Whowrotethis?!"FecesIoT device(Alexa,etc)involvedJokesaboutaudience'sage"Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)Wrongtool forthe job"Propor-tionateresponse!"TheftTexasWildanimalsinvolved"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)HostfacepalmsNash's petappears /ismentionedStory takesplaceoutside theUSAOddgetawayvehicle"It's justa prank,bro!"Schaden-freudePoorly-handledroommateproblems"Everybodysent thisone"Gender-revealpartyPropertydisputeVideogamesinvolvedTara's seguepowersmanifestagain

What the Bingo is WRONG With You?! MK V - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
  2. Nash gets up or goes off-camera
  3. Fire
  4. Follow-up story
  5. Self-injury via gunfire
  6. Subject gains hosts' respect
  7. "The old drugs still work"
  8. Waffle House / Denny's
  9. Hotel / motel involved
  10. "No One Wants To See Your Junk"
  11. Firearms
  12. "I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
  13. Kid in harm's way
  14. Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
  15. Nash tells a story
  16. Florida
  17. "Naked rampage"
  18. Horrifying X-ray
  19. "I look forward to your comments."
  20. Imaginary people
  21. "They're fine" / "They're OK"
  22. Word-count padding
  23. Desk rimshot
  24. Kid commits a crime
  25. "Get off your damn phone"
  26. Loads of people involved (5+)
  27. Wal-Mart
  28. Scam
  29. Hilarious mugshot
  30. Booze
  31. Bath salts / flakka
  32. Aircraft directly involved
  33. Pets involved in story
  34. "What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
  35. Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
  36. "Oh honey, no..."
  37. Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
  38. "I'm gonna get letters..."
  39. Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
  40. Canada
  41. Chat joke read on-air
  42. "It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
  43. "Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
  44. Meth
  45. Tara cracks Nash up
  46. WTFery to get out of work
  47. "Ow, my childhood!"
  48. Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
  49. Don't fuck with nature
  50. Host's pet upstages the show
  51. Items placed in the pants
  52. Overtime (>6 stories in one ep)
  53. Irony
  54. Revenge
  55. Title drop
  56. Repeat offender
  57. Multiple Douche-quakes
  58. Weed
  59. Poor journal-ism
  60. DIY disaster
  61. Butt-dialing the authorities
  62. Social media involved
  63. Disembodied Orgasm Hippo
  64. The Internet is forever
  65. Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
  66. Hosts shoutout the bingo card
  67. Drugs
  68. "Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
  69. Vehicle catches air
  70. China
  71. Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
  72. "It gets better" / "There's more"
  73. Wrong place, wrong time
  74. Tara wears eye-catching makeup
  75. Hosts call out chat misbehavior
  76. PURPLE SHOTGUN!
  77. Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.)
  78. Host breaks into song
  79. Stupidity done for social media
  80. Nash makes a bad joke
  81. Corporate PR blunder
  82. Australia
  83. Industrial / heavy machinery involved
  84. Lucky! (free space)
  85. "Pause!" / "Time out!"
  86. Urine
  87. Fuckin' fireworks
  88. Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
  89. Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...)
  90. "Naked crazy"
  91. Russia
  92. Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
  93. Craigslist involved
  94. New Zealand
  95. Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
  96. Weapon- ized human / animal waste
  97. Old pop culture reference
  98. Road vehicle directly involved
  99. "Creative" breaking-and-entering
  100. Human Malware (COVID-19)
  101. Sex toy(s) involved
  102. "It Happened Again!"(sequel)
  103. Physical assault
  104. Physical injury
  105. Idiot cop(s)
  106. Pest overkill
  107. Vandalism
  108. "This is why we can't have nice things"
  109. "We got had" (hoax or satire)
  110. Misuse of sex toy
  111. Idiot politician(s)
  112. South Korea
  113. Naked
  114. Unusual object weaponized
  115. Gryph makes an appearance
  116. Story is local to one of the hosts
  117. "Fuck you, JAIL!"
  118. Tara pisses off yet another country
  119. Cocaine's a helluva drug
  120. "No, you're gonna yell at me!"
  121. A first for the Nonsense
  122. Friends egging subject on
  123. Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
  124. "Bless (their) heart..."
  125. "Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
  126. Story subject given a pass
  127. Vehicle chase
  128. Japan
  129. Bomb threat
  130. WTFery in the name of love
  131. Brawling / fighting
  132. Mastur-bation
  133. "911 is not your parents"
  134. Your house isn't home base
  135. "Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
  136. "____ is not a LARP!"
  137. Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
  138. Nash nopes out
  139. "When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
  140. Serial / mystery pooper
  141. Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story
  142. "It keeps happening"
  143. "Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
  144. Massive self injury
  145. "I mean...I MEAN..."
  146. MONKEYS!
  147. "Old enough to know better" (40+ subject)
  148. Host talks to their pet(s)
  149. Sportsball involved
  150. Tara hasn't seen a given movie
  151. "White people, man!"
  152. Lucky! (free space)
  153. Arson
  154. Bad driving / piloting
  155. "Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
  156. Hilarious story
  157. Animal bodily fluids and/or waste
  158. Compound-ing the error
  159. Idiot school admins / teachers
  160. Food or drink mishandled
  161. Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
  162. Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc)
  163. Poor handling of relationship issues
  164. Tara makes a bad joke
  165. Nash cracks Tara up
  166. Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
  167. Amazing headline
  168. That Doesn't Go There
  169. Poop is NOT a plan
  170. Opiates (heroin, etc.)
  171. Intro mishap / inter-ruption
  172. "<chat user> wins..."
  173. Guest host
  174. "That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
  175. Nash complaining about YouTube
  176. "911 is not customer support"
  177. Crazy
  178. Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s)
  179. WE GOT VIDEO!
  180. Douche-quake!
  181. Fast-food place involved
  182. Tara tells a story
  183. "I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
  184. Explosives
  185. Vehicle noise interrupts the show
  186. Hippos
  187. Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
  188. "Who wrote this?!"
  189. Feces
  190. IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
  191. Jokes about audience's age
  192. "Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
  193. Wrong tool for the job
  194. "Propor-tionate response!"
  195. Theft
  196. Texas
  197. Wild animals involved
  198. "Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story)
  199. Host facepalms
  200. Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
  201. Story takes place outside the USA
  202. Odd getaway vehicle
  203. "It's just a prank, bro!"
  204. Schaden-freude
  205. Poorly-handled roommate problems
  206. "Everybody sent this one"
  207. Gender-reveal party
  208. Property dispute
  209. Videogames involved
  210. Tara's segue powers manifest again