"Everybodysent thisone""We gothad"(hoax orsatire) Fire"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)NewZealandSexualintercourse(2+participants)NashcracksTara upMention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)Itemsplaced inthe pantsGuesthostCocaine'sa helluvadrugDisembodiedOrgasmHippoStory islocal toone of thehostsChinaMisuseof sextoyKidcommitsa crime"Propor-tionateresponse!"Hotel /motelinvolvedFirearmsHipposDouche-quake!"Imean...IMEAN..."MassiveselfinjuryBombthreatUnusualobjectweaponized"I lookforward toyourcomments."ThatDoesn'tGo ThereVandalismSextoy(s)involvedIdiotparent(s) /guardian(s)TheInternetis foreverWildanimalsinvolvedWrongplace,wrongtime"It's justa prank,bro!""Pause!"/ "Timeout!"Co-host's petappears or ismentioned"Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)Australia"The olddrugsstill work"Stupiditydone forsocialmediaButt-dialing theauthoritiesCompound-ing the errorTara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh.""Ow, mychildhood!"MethNashmakes abad jokeWrongtool forthe jobBathsalts /flakka"Get offyourdamnphone"VehiclecatchesairExplosives"911 isnot yourparents"Co-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferencedSouthKoreaDIYdisasterNakedNashnopesoutImaginarypeopleVehiclechaseScamDumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)"This is whywe can'thave nicethings"TheftCrazyWeedNonsenseon aplane / atan airportNash getsup orgoes off-camera"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Host talksto theirpet(s)Drugs"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)"Nakedcrazy"Nashtells astoryHosts callout chatmisbehaviorIoT device(Alexa,etc)involved"Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)Tara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineNashcomplainingaboutYouTubeCraigslistinvolved"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"Poop isNOT aplanPoorhandling ofrelationshipissuesJokesaboutaudience'sageLoads ofpeopleinvolved(5+)Mastur-bationUrineTara hasn'tseen agivenmovieAircraftdirectlyinvolvedCorporatePRblunderBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)MONKEYS!Hostfacepalms"I'mgonna getletters..."Old popculturereference Lucky!(freespace)SocialmediainvolvedPhysicalassaultBoozeSerial /mysterypooperArsonFuckin'fireworksFood ordrinkmishandledIrony"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)Storysubjectgiven apassMultipleDouche-quakes"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"Nash's petappears /ismentionedFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prisonLucky!(freespace)PhysicalinjuryHallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"<chatuser>wins..."Intromishap /inter-ruptionIdiotschooladmins /teachersBaddriving /piloting"Creative"breaking-and-enteringCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthingsTitledrop"Whitepeople,man!"RepeatoffenderIndustrial /heavymachineryinvolved"Bless(their)heart..."Self-injury viagunfire WaffleHouse /Denny's"They'refine" /"They'reOK"Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Petsinvolvedin storyPoorjournal-ism"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)HorrifyingX-rayGender-revealpartyTaratells astory"Whowrotethis?!"TaracracksNash upAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteRussiaWTFeryto get outof workFecesWEGOTVIDEO!Criminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)"Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)Idiotcop(s)DeskrimshotSubjectgainshosts'respectHumanMalware(COVID-19)Taramakes abad jokeOpiates(heroin,etc.)Overtime(>6stories inone ep)"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Chatjoke readon-airIdiotpolitician(s)Yourhouseisn't homebaseRoadvehicledirectlyinvolvedKid inharm'swayPURPLESHOTGUN!Tara's seguepowersmanifestagainBrawling/ fighting"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk"PestoverkillNothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)Hostbreaksinto song"Nakedrampage""No,you'regonna yellat me!"Friendseggingsubject on"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)Poorly-handledroommateproblemsSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a story"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"moment Wal-MartFast-foodplaceinvolvedPun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)WTFery inthe nameof loveSchaden-freudeHost's petupstagesthe showHostsshoutoutthe bingocard"____is not aLARP!"RevengeOddgetawayvehicleStory takesplaceoutside theUSA"Ohhoney,no..."HilariousstoryVideogamesinvolvedPropertydisputeGryphmakes anappearance"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)"Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!""ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)Chuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)TexasWord-countpadding"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Vehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showDon'tfuck withnatureFollow-upstoryHilariousmugshotCanadaA first fortheNonsenseWeapon-ized human /animal wasteSportsballinvolved"911 is notcustomersupport""It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)Tara pissesoff yetanothercountryTara wearseye-catchingmakeupSubjectstuck inchimney,wall orceiling"It keepshappening"AmazingheadlineFloridaJapan"Everybodysent thisone""We gothad"(hoax orsatire)Fire"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)NewZealandSexualintercourse(2+participants)NashcracksTara upMention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)Itemsplaced inthe pantsGuesthostCocaine'sa helluvadrugDisembodiedOrgasmHippoStory islocal toone of thehostsChinaMisuseof sextoyKidcommitsa crime"Propor-tionateresponse!"Hotel /motelinvolvedFirearmsHipposDouche-quake!"Imean...IMEAN..."MassiveselfinjuryBombthreatUnusualobjectweaponized"I lookforward toyourcomments."ThatDoesn'tGo ThereVandalismSextoy(s)involvedIdiotparent(s) /guardian(s)TheInternetis foreverWildanimalsinvolvedWrongplace,wrongtime"It's justa prank,bro!""Pause!"/ "Timeout!"Co-host's petappears or ismentioned"Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)Australia"The olddrugsstill work"Stupiditydone forsocialmediaButt-dialing theauthoritiesCompound-ing the errorTara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh.""Ow, mychildhood!"MethNashmakes abad jokeWrongtool forthe jobBathsalts /flakka"Get offyourdamnphone"VehiclecatchesairExplosives"911 isnot yourparents"Co-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferencedSouthKoreaDIYdisasterNakedNashnopesoutImaginarypeopleVehiclechaseScamDumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)"This is whywe can'thave nicethings"TheftCrazyWeedNonsenseon aplane / atan airportNash getsup orgoes off-camera"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Host talksto theirpet(s)Drugs"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)"Nakedcrazy"Nashtells astoryHosts callout chatmisbehaviorIoT device(Alexa,etc)involved"Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)Tara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineNashcomplainingaboutYouTubeCraigslistinvolved"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"Poop isNOT aplanPoorhandling ofrelationshipissuesJokesaboutaudience'sageLoads ofpeopleinvolved(5+)Mastur-bationUrineTara hasn'tseen agivenmovieAircraftdirectlyinvolvedCorporatePRblunderBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)MONKEYS!Hostfacepalms"I'mgonna getletters..."Old popculturereferenceLucky!(freespace)SocialmediainvolvedPhysicalassaultBoozeSerial /mysterypooperArsonFuckin'fireworksFood ordrinkmishandledIrony"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)Storysubjectgiven apassMultipleDouche-quakes"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"Nash's petappears /ismentionedFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prisonLucky!(freespace)PhysicalinjuryHallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"<chatuser>wins..."Intromishap /inter-ruptionIdiotschooladmins /teachersBaddriving /piloting"Creative"breaking-and-enteringCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthingsTitledrop"Whitepeople,man!"RepeatoffenderIndustrial /heavymachineryinvolved"Bless(their)heart..."Self-injury viagunfireWaffleHouse /Denny's"They'refine" /"They'reOK"Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Petsinvolvedin storyPoorjournal-ism"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)HorrifyingX-rayGender-revealpartyTaratells astory"Whowrotethis?!"TaracracksNash upAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteRussiaWTFeryto get outof workFecesWEGOTVIDEO!Criminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)"Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)Idiotcop(s)DeskrimshotSubjectgainshosts'respectHumanMalware(COVID-19)Taramakes abad jokeOpiates(heroin,etc.)Overtime(>6stories inone ep)"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Chatjoke readon-airIdiotpolitician(s)Yourhouseisn't homebaseRoadvehicledirectlyinvolvedKid inharm'swayPURPLESHOTGUN!Tara's seguepowersmanifestagainBrawling/ fighting"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk"PestoverkillNothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)Hostbreaksinto song"Nakedrampage""No,you'regonna yellat me!"Friendseggingsubject on"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)Poorly-handledroommateproblemsSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a story"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"momentWal-MartFast-foodplaceinvolvedPun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)WTFery inthe nameof loveSchaden-freudeHost's petupstagesthe showHostsshoutoutthe bingocard"____is not aLARP!"RevengeOddgetawayvehicleStory takesplaceoutside theUSA"Ohhoney,no..."HilariousstoryVideogamesinvolvedPropertydisputeGryphmakes anappearance"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)"Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!""ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)Chuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)TexasWord-countpadding"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Vehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showDon'tfuck withnatureFollow-upstoryHilariousmugshotCanadaA first fortheNonsenseWeapon-ized human /animal wasteSportsballinvolved"911 is notcustomersupport""It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)Tara pissesoff yetanothercountryTara wearseye-catchingmakeupSubjectstuck inchimney,wall orceiling"It keepshappening"AmazingheadlineFloridaJapan

What the Bingo is WRONG With You?! MK V - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Everybody sent this one"
  2. "We got had" (hoax or satire)
  3. Fire
  4. "Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
  5. New Zealand
  6. Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
  7. Nash cracks Tara up
  8. Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...)
  9. Items placed in the pants
  10. Guest host
  11. Cocaine's a helluva drug
  12. Disembodied Orgasm Hippo
  13. Story is local to one of the hosts
  14. China
  15. Misuse of sex toy
  16. Kid commits a crime
  17. "Propor-tionate response!"
  18. Hotel / motel involved
  19. Firearms
  20. Hippos
  21. Douche-quake!
  22. "I mean...I MEAN..."
  23. Massive self injury
  24. Bomb threat
  25. Unusual object weaponized
  26. "I look forward to your comments."
  27. That Doesn't Go There
  28. Vandalism
  29. Sex toy(s) involved
  30. Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s)
  31. The Internet is forever
  32. Wild animals involved
  33. Wrong place, wrong time
  34. "It's just a prank, bro!"
  35. "Pause!" / "Time out!"
  36. Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
  37. "Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
  38. Australia
  39. "The old drugs still work"
  40. Stupidity done for social media
  41. Butt-dialing the authorities
  42. Compound-ing the error
  43. Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
  44. "Ow, my childhood!"
  45. Meth
  46. Nash makes a bad joke
  47. Wrong tool for the job
  48. Bath salts / flakka
  49. "Get off your damn phone"
  50. Vehicle catches air
  51. Explosives
  52. "911 is not your parents"
  53. Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
  54. South Korea
  55. DIY disaster
  56. Naked
  57. Nash nopes out
  58. Imaginary people
  59. Vehicle chase
  60. Scam
  61. Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
  62. "This is why we can't have nice things"
  63. Theft
  64. Crazy
  65. Weed
  66. Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
  67. Nash gets up or goes off-camera
  68. "What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
  69. Host talks to their pet(s)
  70. Drugs
  71. "That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
  72. "Naked crazy"
  73. Nash tells a story
  74. Hosts call out chat misbehavior
  75. IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
  76. "Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
  77. Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
  78. Nash complaining about YouTube
  79. Craigslist involved
  80. "When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
  81. Poop is NOT a plan
  82. Poor handling of relationship issues
  83. Jokes about audience's age
  84. Loads of people involved (5+)
  85. Mastur-bation
  86. Urine
  87. Tara hasn't seen a given movie
  88. Aircraft directly involved
  89. Corporate PR blunder
  90. Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
  91. MONKEYS!
  92. Host facepalms
  93. "I'm gonna get letters..."
  94. Old pop culture reference
  95. Lucky! (free space)
  96. Social media involved
  97. Physical assault
  98. Booze
  99. Serial / mystery pooper
  100. Arson
  101. Fuckin' fireworks
  102. Food or drink mishandled
  103. Irony
  104. "I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
  105. Story subject given a pass
  106. Multiple Douche-quakes
  107. "It gets better" / "There's more"
  108. Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
  109. Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
  110. Lucky! (free space)
  111. Physical injury
  112. Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
  113. "<chat user> wins..."
  114. Intro mishap / inter-ruption
  115. Idiot school admins / teachers
  116. Bad driving / piloting
  117. "Creative" breaking-and-entering
  118. Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
  119. Title drop
  120. "White people, man!"
  121. Repeat offender
  122. Industrial / heavy machinery involved
  123. "Bless (their) heart..."
  124. Self-injury via gunfire
  125. Waffle House / Denny's
  126. "They're fine" / "They're OK"
  127. Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
  128. Pets involved in story
  129. Poor journal-ism
  130. "Old enough to know better" (40+ subject)
  131. Horrifying X-ray
  132. Gender-reveal party
  133. Tara tells a story
  134. "Who wrote this?!"
  135. Tara cracks Nash up
  136. Animal bodily fluids and/or waste
  137. Russia
  138. WTFery to get out of work
  139. Feces
  140. WE GOT VIDEO!
  141. Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc)
  142. "Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
  143. "Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
  144. Idiot cop(s)
  145. Desk rimshot
  146. Subject gains hosts' respect
  147. Human Malware (COVID-19)
  148. Tara makes a bad joke
  149. Opiates (heroin, etc.)
  150. Overtime (>6 stories in one ep)
  151. "I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
  152. Chat joke read on-air
  153. Idiot politician(s)
  154. Your house isn't home base
  155. Road vehicle directly involved
  156. Kid in harm's way
  157. PURPLE SHOTGUN!
  158. Tara's segue powers manifest again
  159. Brawling / fighting
  160. "No One Wants To See Your Junk"
  161. Pest overkill
  162. Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.)
  163. Host breaks into song
  164. "Naked rampage"
  165. "No, you're gonna yell at me!"
  166. Friends egging subject on
  167. "Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story)
  168. Poorly-handled roommate problems
  169. Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story
  170. "Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
  171. Wal-Mart
  172. Fast-food place involved
  173. Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
  174. WTFery in the name of love
  175. Schaden-freude
  176. Host's pet upstages the show
  177. Hosts shoutout the bingo card
  178. "____ is not a LARP!"
  179. Revenge
  180. Odd getaway vehicle
  181. Story takes place outside the USA
  182. "Oh honey, no..."
  183. Hilarious story
  184. Videogames involved
  185. Property dispute
  186. Gryph makes an appearance
  187. "Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
  188. "Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
  189. "It Happened Again!"(sequel)
  190. Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
  191. Texas
  192. Word-count padding
  193. "Fuck you, JAIL!"
  194. Vehicle noise interrupts the show
  195. Don't fuck with nature
  196. Follow-up story
  197. Hilarious mugshot
  198. Canada
  199. A first for the Nonsense
  200. Weapon- ized human / animal waste
  201. Sportsball involved
  202. "911 is not customer support"
  203. "It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
  204. Tara pisses off yet another country
  205. Tara wears eye-catching makeup
  206. Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
  207. "It keeps happening"
  208. Amazing headline
  209. Florida
  210. Japan