(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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China
Weapon- ized human / animal waste
"No One Wants To See Your Junk"
Host's pet upstages the show
Stupidity done for social media
Idiot cop(s)
Tara wears eye-catching makeup
"Creative" breaking-and-entering
Kid commits a crime
Nash gets up or goes off-camera
Nash complaining about YouTube
Brawling / fighting
Vehicle catches air
Loads of people involved (5+)
"That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
Sex toy(s) involved
Story takes place outside the USA
Craigslist involved
Firearms
Nash cracks Tara up
"Propor-tionate response!"
"I mean...I MEAN..."
Your house isn't home base
Property dispute
Host talks to their pet(s)
Repeat offender
DIY disaster
Story subject given a pass
Self-injury via gunfire
Story is local to one of the hosts
Australia
Poor journal-ism
"Old enough to know better" (40+ subject)
Booze
The Internet is forever
Hilarious mugshot
Don't fuck with nature
Aircraft directly involved
Fuckin' fireworks
Wrong place, wrong time
Hilarious story
"Ow, my childhood!"
"Oh honey, no..."
Mastur-bation
Waffle House / Denny's
Tara cracks Nash up
Wrong tool for the job
"Who wrote this?!"
"I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
Feces
Hotel / motel involved
Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
Revenge
Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.)
Horrifying X-ray
Idiot politician(s)
Texas
Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc)
Tara tells a story
"Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
Gryph makes an appearance
Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
Desk rimshot
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Word-count padding
Corporate PR blunder
Follow-up story
Schaden-freude
Tara pisses off yet another country
Physical injury
Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
Wild animals involved
Food or drink mishandled
"Pause!" / "Time out!"
"<chat user> wins..."
"No, you're gonna yell at me!"
Multiple Douche-quakes
Massive self injury
Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
"It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
New Zealand
Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
Social media involved
"Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
Florida
Vandalism
"Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story)
Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
Nash nopes out
"Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
Lucky!
(free space)
MONKEYS!
Tara makes a bad joke
Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
Nash tells a story
Explosives
Gender-reveal party
Road vehicle directly involved
Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
Compound-ing the error
"The old drugs still work"
Naked
Kid in harm's way
Weed
"White people, man!"
"Bless (their) heart..."
Jokes about audience's age
Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
Intro mishap / inter-ruption
"What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
WE GOT VIDEO!
Tara hasn't seen a given movie
Canada
Douche-quake!
"Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
Fast-food place involved
Fire
"We got had" (hoax or satire)
Opiates (heroin, etc.)
Poop is NOT a plan
Arson
WTFery in the name of love
"911 is not customer support"
Butt-dialing the authorities
"It Happened Again!"(sequel)
Poorly-handled roommate problems
Russia
Bad driving / piloting
Odd getaway vehicle
Japan
"Get off your damn phone"
Friends egging subject on
Guest host
"It gets better" / "There's more"
Hippos
Subject gains hosts' respect
Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
Urine
Nash makes a bad joke
"I'm gonna get letters..."
"Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
Idiot school admins / teachers
Scam
Bath salts / flakka
Amazing headline
"When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
"It's just a prank, bro!"
Bomb threat
"911 is not your parents"
Tara's segue powers manifest again
"I look forward to your comments."
Human Malware (COVID-19)
WTFery to get out of work
"Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
South Korea
"I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
Hosts call out chat misbehavior
"Naked crazy"
Vehicle noise interrupts the show
Sportsball involved
Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
Pets involved in story
Vehicle chase
IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
A first for the Nonsense
Misuse of sex toy
Host breaks into song
Chat joke read on-air
"Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
"Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
