(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Meth
Gryph makes an appearance
WTFery to get out of work
WE GOT VIDEO!
Canada
"When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
WTFery in the name of love
Weapon- ized human / animal waste
Lucky!
(free space)
Property dispute
Kid in harm's way
"<chat user> wins..."
Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s)
Nash nopes out
Poor handling of relationship issues
Host facepalms
Intro mishap / inter-ruption
Fast-food place involved
Sex toy(s) involved
Feces
Guest host
Australia
Host breaks into song
Old pop culture reference
Follow-up story
Tara wears eye-catching makeup
Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
A first for the Nonsense
That Doesn't Go There
Arson
Schaden-freude
Opiates (heroin, etc.)
Poorly-handled roommate problems
Florida
Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
"Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
Your house isn't home base
"Pause!" / "Time out!"
"Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
"No One Wants To See Your Junk"
"911 is not your parents"
Nash cracks Tara up
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Nash gets up or goes off-camera
Hosts shoutout the bingo card
"That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
"I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
Vehicle chase
Irony
Host talks to their pet(s)
Story takes place outside the USA
Bomb threat
Waffle House / Denny's
Wal-Mart
Aircraft directly involved
Loads of people involved (5+)
Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
Gender-reveal party
Items placed in the pants
Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
"Everybody sent this one"
"Get off your damn phone"
Tara hasn't seen a given movie
Overtime (>6 stories in one ep)
"What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
Subject gains hosts' respect
"Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
Idiot politician(s)
Booze
Corporate PR blunder
Wild animals involved
"Bless (their) heart..."
Massive self injury
Texas
Hotel / motel involved
Hosts call out chat misbehavior
Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
"____ is not a LARP!"
Bad driving / piloting
PURPLE SHOTGUN!
"It's just a prank, bro!"
Friends egging subject on
Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story
Sportsball involved
"Oh honey, no..."
Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
"It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...)
Industrial / heavy machinery involved
Brawling / fighting
"Propor-tionate response!"
Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
Misuse of sex toy
"It keeps happening"
Word-count padding
China
Pest overkill
Tara tells a story
Fire
Douche-quake!
Idiot cop(s)
"It gets better" / "There's more"
Drugs
Unusual object weaponized
Tara makes a bad joke
Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc)
Wrong place, wrong time
Nash complaining about YouTube
Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
Stupidity done for social media
Horrifying X-ray
Social media involved
Poop is NOT a plan
Hilarious story
Imaginary people
Wrong tool for the job
Host's pet upstages the show
Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
"Fuck you, JAIL!"
Idiot school admins / teachers
MONKEYS!
Disembodied Orgasm Hippo
Revenge
Craigslist involved
Scam
Compound-ing the error
South Korea
Tara pisses off yet another country
Tara's segue powers manifest again
Explosives
"No, you're gonna yell at me!"
Chat joke read on-air
Physical injury
"Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
"This is why we can't have nice things"
"Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
Crazy
Naked
Human Malware (COVID-19)
"White people, man!"
Repeat offender
"The old drugs still work"
"Who wrote this?!"
Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
"911 is not customer support"
"Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
Firearms
"I look forward to your comments."
"It Happened Again!"(sequel)
"Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
Vandalism
"I'm gonna get letters..."
Vehicle noise interrupts the show
Title drop
New Zealand
Weed
Hilarious mugshot
"Ow, my childhood!"
Nash tells a story
Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
Bath salts / flakka
Poor journal-ism
Pets involved in story
Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
Japan
Hippos
Russia
"Creative" breaking-and-entering
Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
"Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
Nash makes a bad joke
IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
Road vehicle directly involved
"I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
