MethGryphmakes anappearanceWTFeryto get outof workWEGOTVIDEO!Canada"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"WTFery inthe nameof loveWeapon-ized human /animal waste Lucky!(freespace)PropertydisputeKid inharm'sway"<chatuser>wins..."Idiotparent(s) /guardian(s)NashnopesoutPoorhandling ofrelationshipissuesHostfacepalmsIntromishap /inter-ruptionFast-foodplaceinvolvedSextoy(s)involvedFecesGuesthostAustraliaHostbreaksinto songOld popculturereferenceFollow-upstoryTara wearseye-catchingmakeupPun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)A first fortheNonsenseThatDoesn'tGo ThereArsonSchaden-freudeOpiates(heroin,etc.)Poorly-handledroommateproblemsFloridaBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)Yourhouseisn't homebase"Pause!"/ "Timeout!""Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk""911 isnot yourparents"NashcracksTara upCocaine'sa helluvadrugNash getsup orgoes off-cameraHostsshoutoutthe bingocard"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)VehiclechaseIronyHost talksto theirpet(s)Story takesplaceoutside theUSABombthreat WaffleHouse /Denny's Wal-MartAircraftdirectlyinvolvedLoads ofpeopleinvolved(5+)Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Gender-revealpartyItemsplaced inthe pantsCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthings"Everybodysent thisone""Get offyourdamnphone"Tara hasn'tseen agivenmovieOvertime(>6stories inone ep)"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Subjectgainshosts'respect"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)Idiotpolitician(s)BoozeCorporatePRblunderWildanimalsinvolved"Bless(their)heart..."MassiveselfinjuryTexasHotel /motelinvolvedHosts callout chatmisbehaviorFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prison"____is not aLARP!"Baddriving /pilotingPURPLESHOTGUN!"It's justa prank,bro!"Friendseggingsubject onSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a storySportsballinvolved"Ohhoney,no..."Chuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)Nash's petappears /ismentioned"It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)Mention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)Industrial /heavymachineryinvolvedBrawling/ fighting"Propor-tionateresponse!"Subjectstuck inchimney,wall orceilingMisuseof sextoy"It keepshappening"Word-countpaddingChinaPestoverkillTaratells astory FireDouche-quake!Idiotcop(s)"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"DrugsUnusualobjectweaponizedTaramakes abad jokeCriminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)Wrongplace,wrongtimeNashcomplainingaboutYouTubeSexualintercourse(2+participants)Stupiditydone forsocialmediaHorrifyingX-raySocialmediainvolvedPoop isNOT aplanHilariousstoryImaginarypeopleWrongtool forthe jobHost's petupstagesthe showHallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Idiotschooladmins /teachersMONKEYS!DisembodiedOrgasmHippoRevengeCraigslistinvolvedScamCompound-ing the errorSouthKoreaTara pissesoff yetanothercountryTara's seguepowersmanifestagainExplosives"No,you'regonna yellat me!"Chatjoke readon-airPhysicalinjury"Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!""This is whywe can'thave nicethings""Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)CrazyNakedHumanMalware(COVID-19)"Whitepeople,man!"Repeatoffender"The olddrugsstill work""Whowrotethis?!"Tara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineNonsenseon aplane / atan airport"911 is notcustomersupport""Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)Firearms"I lookforward toyourcomments.""ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"momentVandalism"I'mgonna getletters..."Vehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showTitledropNewZealandWeedHilariousmugshot"Ow, mychildhood!"Nashtells astoryDumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)Bathsalts /flakkaPoorjournal-ismPetsinvolvedin storyCo-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferencedJapanHipposRussia"Creative"breaking-and-enteringCo-host's petappears or ismentioned"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)Nashmakes abad jokeIoT device(Alexa,etc)involvedRoadvehicledirectlyinvolved"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Tara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh."VideogamesinvolvedKidcommitsa crimeDon'tfuck withnatureMastur-bationAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteMultipleDouche-quakes"They'refine" /"They'reOK""Imean...IMEAN..."Fuckin'fireworksTheft"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)Nothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)TheInternetis foreverJokesaboutaudience'sageOddgetawayvehicle"Nakedrampage""Nakedcrazy"UrineStory islocal toone of thehostsAmazingheadlineLucky!(freespace)DIYdisasterDeskrimshot"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)Food ordrinkmishandledSelf-injury viagunfireStorysubjectgiven apassPhysicalassaultTaracracksNash upVehiclecatchesairSerial /mysterypooper"We gothad"(hoax orsatire)Butt-dialing theauthoritiesMethGryphmakes anappearanceWTFeryto get outof workWEGOTVIDEO!Canada"When theysaid ____,that's notwhat theymeant!"WTFery inthe nameof loveWeapon-ized human /animal wasteLucky!(freespace)PropertydisputeKid inharm'sway"<chatuser>wins..."Idiotparent(s) /guardian(s)NashnopesoutPoorhandling ofrelationshipissuesHostfacepalmsIntromishap /inter-ruptionFast-foodplaceinvolvedSextoy(s)involvedFecesGuesthostAustraliaHostbreaksinto songOld popculturereferenceFollow-upstoryTara wearseye-catchingmakeupPun (inthe storyor fromthe hosts)A first fortheNonsenseThatDoesn'tGo ThereArsonSchaden-freudeOpiates(heroin,etc.)Poorly-handledroommateproblemsFloridaBlade(knives,machetes,swords, etc.)"Who isdriving? ___is driving!"(animal +vehicle)Yourhouseisn't homebase"Pause!"/ "Timeout!""Geriatricrampage"(60+subject)"No OneWants ToSee YourJunk""911 isnot yourparents"NashcracksTara upCocaine'sa helluvadrugNash getsup orgoes off-cameraHostsshoutoutthe bingocard"That's apenis!"(suggestively-shapedbuilding)"I can saywords..."(host getstongue-tied)VehiclechaseIronyHost talksto theirpet(s)Story takesplaceoutside theUSABombthreatWaffleHouse /Denny'sWal-MartAircraftdirectlyinvolvedLoads ofpeopleinvolved(5+)Anti-scienceidiocy(includinganti-vaxxers)Gender-revealpartyItemsplaced inthe pantsCo-hostjokes abouttheir SOdoing badthings"Everybodysent thisone""Get offyourdamnphone"Tara hasn'tseen agivenmovieOvertime(>6stories inone ep)"What wasthe planhere?" (Hostsbaffled atstory)Subjectgainshosts'respect"Don't trustthe talky-box!" (GPSinvolved instory)Idiotpolitician(s)BoozeCorporatePRblunderWildanimalsinvolved"Bless(their)heart..."MassiveselfinjuryTexasHotel /motelinvolvedHosts callout chatmisbehaviorFederal"Pound-You-In-The-Ass"prison"____is not aLARP!"Baddriving /pilotingPURPLESHOTGUN!"It's justa prank,bro!"Friendseggingsubject onSomeoneother thanNash/Taratells a storySportsballinvolved"Ohhoney,no..."Chuck E.Cheese's (orsome otherarcade)Nash's petappears /ismentioned"It's Not aPocket"(misuse of"sensitive"holes)Mention offormer pets(Miracle,Loki, et al...)Industrial /heavymachineryinvolvedBrawling/ fighting"Propor-tionateresponse!"Subjectstuck inchimney,wall orceilingMisuseof sextoy"It keepshappening"Word-countpaddingChinaPestoverkillTaratells astoryFireDouche-quake!Idiotcop(s)"It getsbetter" /"There'smore"DrugsUnusualobjectweaponizedTaramakes abad jokeCriminalbackpedaling("That's notmine!", etc)Wrongplace,wrongtimeNashcomplainingaboutYouTubeSexualintercourse(2+participants)Stupiditydone forsocialmediaHorrifyingX-raySocialmediainvolvedPoop isNOT aplanHilariousstoryImaginarypeopleWrongtool forthe jobHost's petupstagesthe showHallucinogen(LSD,peyote, etc.)"Fuckyou,JAIL!"Idiotschooladmins /teachersMONKEYS!DisembodiedOrgasmHippoRevengeCraigslistinvolvedScamCompound-ing the errorSouthKoreaTara pissesoff yetanothercountryTara's seguepowersmanifestagainExplosives"No,you'regonna yellat me!"Chatjoke readon-airPhysicalinjury"Clench!"/"Brace!"/"Crossyour legs!""This is whywe can'thave nicethings""Watch yourdamn kids!"(>16yosubject)CrazyNakedHumanMalware(COVID-19)"Whitepeople,man!"Repeatoffender"The olddrugsstill work""Whowrotethis?!"Tara doesthe "How ToBe A BetterCriminal"routineNonsenseon aplane / atan airport"911 is notcustomersupport""Live,everybody!"(technicaldifficulties)Firearms"I lookforward toyourcomments.""ItHappenedAgain!"(sequel)"Hold mybeer!" / "Heyy'all, watchthis!"momentVandalism"I'mgonna getletters..."Vehiclenoiseinterruptsthe showTitledropNewZealandWeedHilariousmugshot"Ow, mychildhood!"Nashtells astoryDumb legalprofessional(lawyers,judges)Bathsalts /flakkaPoorjournal-ismPetsinvolvedin storyCo-host'sSO, past orpresent, isreferencedJapanHipposRussia"Creative"breaking-and-enteringCo-host's petappears or ismentioned"Edit yourshit!"(grammarfail)Nashmakes abad jokeIoT device(Alexa,etc)involvedRoadvehicledirectlyinvolved"I hateIllinoisNazis..."(bigotry)Tara's firstreaction to astory is"OK..." or"...oh."VideogamesinvolvedKidcommitsa crimeDon'tfuck withnatureMastur-bationAnimalbodily fluidsand/or wasteMultipleDouche-quakes"They'refine" /"They'reOK""Imean...IMEAN..."Fuckin'fireworksTheft"Oh, you'regonna bemad" (anger-inducingstory)Nothing'ssexy at theWalmart (orTarget, etc.)TheInternetis foreverJokesaboutaudience'sageOddgetawayvehicle"Nakedrampage""Nakedcrazy"UrineStory islocal toone of thehostsAmazingheadlineLucky!(freespace)DIYdisasterDeskrimshot"Old enoughto knowbetter" (40+subject)Food ordrinkmishandledSelf-injury viagunfireStorysubjectgiven apassPhysicalassaultTaracracksNash upVehiclecatchesairSerial /mysterypooper"We gothad"(hoax orsatire)Butt-dialing theauthorities

What the Bingo is WRONG With You?! MK V - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meth
  2. Gryph makes an appearance
  3. WTFery to get out of work
  4. WE GOT VIDEO!
  5. Canada
  6. "When they said ____, that's not what they meant!"
  7. WTFery in the name of love
  8. Weapon- ized human / animal waste
  9. Lucky! (free space)
  10. Property dispute
  11. Kid in harm's way
  12. "<chat user> wins..."
  13. Idiot parent(s) / guardian(s)
  14. Nash nopes out
  15. Poor handling of relationship issues
  16. Host facepalms
  17. Intro mishap / inter-ruption
  18. Fast-food place involved
  19. Sex toy(s) involved
  20. Feces
  21. Guest host
  22. Australia
  23. Host breaks into song
  24. Old pop culture reference
  25. Follow-up story
  26. Tara wears eye-catching makeup
  27. Pun (in the story or from the hosts)
  28. A first for the Nonsense
  29. That Doesn't Go There
  30. Arson
  31. Schaden-freude
  32. Opiates (heroin, etc.)
  33. Poorly-handled roommate problems
  34. Florida
  35. Blade (knives, machetes, swords, etc.)
  36. "Who is driving? ___ is driving!" (animal + vehicle)
  37. Your house isn't home base
  38. "Pause!" / "Time out!"
  39. "Geriatric rampage" (60+ subject)
  40. "No One Wants To See Your Junk"
  41. "911 is not your parents"
  42. Nash cracks Tara up
  43. Cocaine's a helluva drug
  44. Nash gets up or goes off-camera
  45. Hosts shoutout the bingo card
  46. "That's a penis!" (suggestively-shaped building)
  47. "I can say words..." (host gets tongue-tied)
  48. Vehicle chase
  49. Irony
  50. Host talks to their pet(s)
  51. Story takes place outside the USA
  52. Bomb threat
  53. Waffle House / Denny's
  54. Wal-Mart
  55. Aircraft directly involved
  56. Loads of people involved (5+)
  57. Anti-science idiocy (including anti-vaxxers)
  58. Gender-reveal party
  59. Items placed in the pants
  60. Co-host jokes about their SO doing bad things
  61. "Everybody sent this one"
  62. "Get off your damn phone"
  63. Tara hasn't seen a given movie
  64. Overtime (>6 stories in one ep)
  65. "What was the plan here?" (Hosts baffled at story)
  66. Subject gains hosts' respect
  67. "Don't trust the talky-box!" (GPS involved in story)
  68. Idiot politician(s)
  69. Booze
  70. Corporate PR blunder
  71. Wild animals involved
  72. "Bless (their) heart..."
  73. Massive self injury
  74. Texas
  75. Hotel / motel involved
  76. Hosts call out chat misbehavior
  77. Federal "Pound-You-In-The-Ass" prison
  78. "____ is not a LARP!"
  79. Bad driving / piloting
  80. PURPLE SHOTGUN!
  81. "It's just a prank, bro!"
  82. Friends egging subject on
  83. Someone other than Nash/Tara tells a story
  84. Sportsball involved
  85. "Oh honey, no..."
  86. Chuck E. Cheese's (or some other arcade)
  87. Nash's pet appears / is mentioned
  88. "It's Not a Pocket" (misuse of "sensitive" holes)
  89. Mention of former pets (Miracle, Loki, et al...)
  90. Industrial / heavy machinery involved
  91. Brawling / fighting
  92. "Propor-tionate response!"
  93. Subject stuck in chimney, wall or ceiling
  94. Misuse of sex toy
  95. "It keeps happening"
  96. Word-count padding
  97. China
  98. Pest overkill
  99. Tara tells a story
  100. Fire
  101. Douche-quake!
  102. Idiot cop(s)
  103. "It gets better" / "There's more"
  104. Drugs
  105. Unusual object weaponized
  106. Tara makes a bad joke
  107. Criminal backpedaling ("That's not mine!", etc)
  108. Wrong place, wrong time
  109. Nash complaining about YouTube
  110. Sexual intercourse (2+ participants)
  111. Stupidity done for social media
  112. Horrifying X-ray
  113. Social media involved
  114. Poop is NOT a plan
  115. Hilarious story
  116. Imaginary people
  117. Wrong tool for the job
  118. Host's pet upstages the show
  119. Hallucinogen (LSD, peyote, etc.)
  120. "Fuck you, JAIL!"
  121. Idiot school admins / teachers
  122. MONKEYS!
  123. Disembodied Orgasm Hippo
  124. Revenge
  125. Craigslist involved
  126. Scam
  127. Compound-ing the error
  128. South Korea
  129. Tara pisses off yet another country
  130. Tara's segue powers manifest again
  131. Explosives
  132. "No, you're gonna yell at me!"
  133. Chat joke read on-air
  134. Physical injury
  135. "Clench!"/ "Brace!"/ "Cross your legs!"
  136. "This is why we can't have nice things"
  137. "Watch your damn kids!" (>16yo subject)
  138. Crazy
  139. Naked
  140. Human Malware (COVID-19)
  141. "White people, man!"
  142. Repeat offender
  143. "The old drugs still work"
  144. "Who wrote this?!"
  145. Tara does the "How To Be A Better Criminal" routine
  146. Nonsense on a plane / at an airport
  147. "911 is not customer support"
  148. "Live, everybody!" (technical difficulties)
  149. Firearms
  150. "I look forward to your comments."
  151. "It Happened Again!"(sequel)
  152. "Hold my beer!" / "Hey y'all, watch this!" moment
  153. Vandalism
  154. "I'm gonna get letters..."
  155. Vehicle noise interrupts the show
  156. Title drop
  157. New Zealand
  158. Weed
  159. Hilarious mugshot
  160. "Ow, my childhood!"
  161. Nash tells a story
  162. Dumb legal professional (lawyers, judges)
  163. Bath salts / flakka
  164. Poor journal-ism
  165. Pets involved in story
  166. Co-host's SO, past or present, is referenced
  167. Japan
  168. Hippos
  169. Russia
  170. "Creative" breaking-and-entering
  171. Co-host's pet appears or is mentioned
  172. "Edit your shit!" (grammar fail)
  173. Nash makes a bad joke
  174. IoT device (Alexa, etc) involved
  175. Road vehicle directly involved
  176. "I hate Illinois Nazis..." (bigotry)
  177. Tara's first reaction to a story is "OK..." or "...oh."
  178. Videogames involved
  179. Kid commits a crime
  180. Don't fuck with nature
  181. Mastur-bation
  182. Animal bodily fluids and/or waste
  183. Multiple Douche-quakes
  184. "They're fine" / "They're OK"
  185. "I mean...I MEAN..."
  186. Fuckin' fireworks
  187. Theft
  188. "Oh, you're gonna be mad" (anger-inducing story)
  189. Nothing's sexy at the Walmart (or Target, etc.)
  190. The Internet is forever
  191. Jokes about audience's age
  192. Odd getaway vehicle
  193. "Naked rampage"
  194. "Naked crazy"
  195. Urine
  196. Story is local to one of the hosts
  197. Amazing headline
  198. Lucky! (free space)
  199. DIY disaster
  200. Desk rimshot
  201. "Old enough to know better" (40+ subject)
  202. Food or drink mishandled
  203. Self-injury via gunfire
  204. Story subject given a pass
  205. Physical assault
  206. Tara cracks Nash up
  207. Vehicle catches air
  208. Serial / mystery pooper
  209. "We got had" (hoax or satire)
  210. Butt-dialing the authorities