This bingo card has a free space and 29 words: Geology rocks, but geometry is where it's at, Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer., What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagon, Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist., Velcro is a complete ripoff., Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana, Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do, Smoking kills you. Bacon kills you. Smoking bacon cures it, What starts with a W and ends with a T. It does, I swear, Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum, Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?, I, for one, like Roman Numerals, Pig puns are so boaring, When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds, I used to hate facial hair. But now it’s grown on me, I want to joke about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never heard of herbivore, My boss told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down, I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any, Never trust atoms; they make up everything, Russian dolls are so full of themselves, Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’, I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans, Whiteboards are remarkable., The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize, The rotation of Earth really makes my day, 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down, Blunt pencils are really pointless and It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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