6:30 is thebest time ona clock,hands downI went to buysome camopants butcouldn’t findanyNot all mathpuns areterrible. JustsumTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abananaThe man whoinvented knock-knock jokesshould get a nobell prizeBluntpencilsare reallypointlessWhiteboardsareremarkable.I’m reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It’s impossibleto put downWhat startswith a W andends with aT. It does, Iswear Smoking killsyou. Baconkills you.Smokingbacon cures itRussiandolls are sofull ofthemselvesPig punsare soboaringIt was anemotionalwedding.Even the cakewas in tiersVelcro is acompleteripoff.The rotationof Earthreally makesmy dayNever trustatoms; theymake upeverythingI want to jokeabout a girl whoonly eats plants.You’ve probablynever heard ofherbivoreMy boss toldme to stopimpersonatinga flamingo. Ihad to put myfoot downPlagiarism:Getting intotrouble forsomethingyou didn’t do I, for one,likeRomanNumerals What kind ofcar does anegg drive? AYolkswagonGeologyrocks, butgeometry iswhere it's atI just got kickedout of a secretcooking society.I spilled thebeansIsn’t theGrandCanyon justgorges?When aclock ishungry, itgoes backfour secondsTwo fish arein a tank. Onesays, ‘How doyou drive thisthing?’Just found out thecompany thatproducesyardsticks won’tbe making themany longer.Bread is a lotlike the sun. Itrises in theyeast and setsin the waist.I used tohate facialhair. But nowit’s grown onme6:30 is thebest time ona clock,hands downI went to buysome camopants butcouldn’t findanyNot all mathpuns areterrible. JustsumTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abananaThe man whoinvented knock-knock jokesshould get a nobell prizeBluntpencilsare reallypointlessWhiteboardsareremarkable.I’m reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It’s impossibleto put downWhat startswith a W andends with aT. It does, Iswear Smoking killsyou. Baconkills you.Smokingbacon cures itRussiandolls are sofull ofthemselvesPig punsare soboaringIt was anemotionalwedding.Even the cakewas in tiersVelcro is acompleteripoff.The rotationof Earthreally makesmy dayNever trustatoms; theymake upeverythingI want to jokeabout a girl whoonly eats plants.You’ve probablynever heard ofherbivoreMy boss toldme to stopimpersonatinga flamingo. Ihad to put myfoot downPlagiarism:Getting intotrouble forsomethingyou didn’t do I, for one,likeRomanNumerals What kind ofcar does anegg drive? AYolkswagonGeologyrocks, butgeometry iswhere it's atI just got kickedout of a secretcooking society.I spilled thebeansIsn’t theGrandCanyon justgorges?When aclock ishungry, itgoes backfour secondsTwo fish arein a tank. Onesays, ‘How doyou drive thisthing?’Just found out thecompany thatproducesyardsticks won’tbe making themany longer.Bread is a lotlike the sun. Itrises in theyeast and setsin the waist.I used tohate facialhair. But nowit’s grown onme

- Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down
  2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any
  3. Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum
  4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
  5. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize
  6. Blunt pencils are really pointless
  7. Whiteboards are remarkable.
  8. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down
  9. What starts with a W and ends with a T. It does, I swear
  10. Smoking kills you. Bacon kills you. Smoking bacon cures it
  11. Russian dolls are so full of themselves
  12. Pig puns are so boaring
  13. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
  14. Velcro is a complete ripoff.
  15. The rotation of Earth really makes my day
  16. Never trust atoms; they make up everything
  17. I want to joke about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never heard of herbivore
  18. My boss told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down
  19. Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do
  20. I, for one, like Roman Numerals
  21. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagon
  22. Geology rocks, but geometry is where it's at
  23. I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans
  24. Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
  25. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
  26. Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
  27. Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
  28. Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
  29. I used to hate facial hair. But now it’s grown on me