Pig punsare soboaringWhen aclock ishungry, itgoes backfour seconds6:30 is thebest time ona clock,hands downWhiteboardsareremarkable.It was anemotionalwedding.Even the cakewas in tiersNot all mathpuns areterrible. JustsumI’m reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It’s impossibleto put downThe rotationof Earthreally makesmy dayGeologyrocks, butgeometry iswhere it's atI want to jokeabout a girl whoonly eats plants.You’ve probablynever heard ofherbivoreIsn’t theGrandCanyon justgorges?Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abananaThe man whoinvented knock-knock jokesshould get a nobell prizeRussiandolls are sofull ofthemselvesBread is a lotlike the sun. Itrises in theyeast and setsin the waist.Two fish arein a tank. Onesays, ‘How doyou drive thisthing?’Just found out thecompany thatproducesyardsticks won’tbe making themany longer.I used tohate facialhair. But nowit’s grown onmeI, for one,likeRomanNumerals My boss toldme to stopimpersonatinga flamingo. Ihad to put myfoot downSmoking killsyou. Baconkills you.Smokingbacon cures itI just got kickedout of a secretcooking society.I spilled thebeansBluntpencilsare reallypointlessWhat startswith a W andends with aT. It does, Iswear I went to buysome camopants butcouldn’t findanyVelcro is acompleteripoff.Never trustatoms; theymake upeverythingWhat kind ofcar does anegg drive? AYolkswagonPlagiarism:Getting intotrouble forsomethingyou didn’t do Pig punsare soboaringWhen aclock ishungry, itgoes backfour seconds6:30 is thebest time ona clock,hands downWhiteboardsareremarkable.It was anemotionalwedding.Even the cakewas in tiersNot all mathpuns areterrible. JustsumI’m reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It’s impossibleto put downThe rotationof Earthreally makesmy dayGeologyrocks, butgeometry iswhere it's atI want to jokeabout a girl whoonly eats plants.You’ve probablynever heard ofherbivoreIsn’t theGrandCanyon justgorges?Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abananaThe man whoinvented knock-knock jokesshould get a nobell prizeRussiandolls are sofull ofthemselvesBread is a lotlike the sun. Itrises in theyeast and setsin the waist.Two fish arein a tank. Onesays, ‘How doyou drive thisthing?’Just found out thecompany thatproducesyardsticks won’tbe making themany longer.I used tohate facialhair. But nowit’s grown onmeI, for one,likeRomanNumerals My boss toldme to stopimpersonatinga flamingo. Ihad to put myfoot downSmoking killsyou. Baconkills you.Smokingbacon cures itI just got kickedout of a secretcooking society.I spilled thebeansBluntpencilsare reallypointlessWhat startswith a W andends with aT. It does, Iswear I went to buysome camopants butcouldn’t findanyVelcro is acompleteripoff.Never trustatoms; theymake upeverythingWhat kind ofcar does anegg drive? AYolkswagonPlagiarism:Getting intotrouble forsomethingyou didn’t do 

- Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pig puns are so boaring
  2. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
  3. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down
  4. Whiteboards are remarkable.
  5. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
  6. Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum
  7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down
  8. The rotation of Earth really makes my day
  9. Geology rocks, but geometry is where it's at
  10. I want to joke about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never heard of herbivore
  11. Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
  12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
  13. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize
  14. Russian dolls are so full of themselves
  15. Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
  16. Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
  17. Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
  18. I used to hate facial hair. But now it’s grown on me
  19. I, for one, like Roman Numerals
  20. My boss told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down
  21. Smoking kills you. Bacon kills you. Smoking bacon cures it
  22. I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans
  23. Blunt pencils are really pointless
  24. What starts with a W and ends with a T. It does, I swear
  25. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any
  26. Velcro is a complete ripoff.
  27. Never trust atoms; they make up everything
  28. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagon
  29. Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do