Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking

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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to, "blah blah something something Original Sin", It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it, The Bible is written that way because of God's plan, "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it, It's a guidebook, not a rulebook, It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago, The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men, That's out of context, *Bad joke that avoids the question*, We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god, It's STILL the most important book in history, It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:, That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it, It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation, Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient., It's a product of its time, It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?, God doesn't want you to ask so many questions, Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!, You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive, It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey, Who told you it meant that, video games? and Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know..

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