It's aproductof its timeIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's aguidebook,not arulebookIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWho told youit meant that,videogames?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontextThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's aproductof its timeIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's aguidebook,not arulebookIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWho told youit meant that,videogames?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontextThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestions

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's a product of its time
  2. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  3. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  4. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  5. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  6. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  7. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  8. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  9. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  10. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  11. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  12. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  13. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  14. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  15. It's STILL the most important book in history
  16. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  17. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  18. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  19. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  20. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  21. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  22. That's out of context
  23. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  24. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions