The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's aproductof its timeIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretation*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveThat'sout ofcontext"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWho told youit meant that,videogames?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's aproductof its timeIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretation*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveThat'sout ofcontext"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWho told youit meant that,videogames?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's aguidebook,not arulebook

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  2. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  3. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  4. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  5. It's STILL the most important book in history
  6. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  7. It's a product of its time
  8. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  9. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  10. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  11. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  12. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  13. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  14. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  15. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  16. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  17. That's out of context
  18. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  19. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  20. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  21. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  22. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  23. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  24. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook