It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin it"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontext*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's aproductof its timeIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin it"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontext*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's aproductof its timeIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretation

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  2. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  3. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  4. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  5. That's out of context
  6. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  7. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  8. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  9. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  10. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  11. It's a product of its time
  12. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  13. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  14. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  15. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  16. It's STILL the most important book in history
  17. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  18. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  19. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  20. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  21. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  22. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  23. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  24. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation