You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's aguidebook,not arulebookJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's aproductof its timeWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's aguidebook,not arulebookJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's aproductof its timeWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  2. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  3. That's out of context
  4. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  5. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  6. It's STILL the most important book in history
  7. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  8. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  9. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  10. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  11. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  12. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  13. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  14. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  15. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  16. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  17. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  18. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  19. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  20. It's a product of its time
  21. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  22. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  23. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  24. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey