"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Who told youit meant that,videogames?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aproductof its timeIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itThat'sout ofcontextIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas god*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Who told youit meant that,videogames?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aproductof its timeIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itThat'sout ofcontextIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas god*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  2. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  3. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  4. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  5. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  6. It's STILL the most important book in history
  7. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  8. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  9. It's a product of its time
  10. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  11. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  12. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  13. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  14. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  15. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  16. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  17. That's out of context
  18. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  19. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  20. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  21. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  22. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  23. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  24. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago