It's aproductof its timeIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsThat'sout ofcontextIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWho told youit meant that,videogames?"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's aproductof its timeIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears ago*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsThat'sout ofcontextIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itWho told youit meant that,videogames?"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you to

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's a product of its time
  2. It's STILL the most important book in history
  3. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  4. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  5. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  6. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  7. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  8. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  9. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  10. That's out of context
  11. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  12. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  13. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  14. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  15. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  16. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  17. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  18. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  19. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  20. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  21. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  22. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  23. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  24. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to