(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
It's STILL the most important book in history
"blah blah something something Original Sin"
Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
"Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
That's out of context
It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
*Bad joke that avoids the question*
God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
It's a product of its time
Who told you it meant that, video games?
We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
