It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's aproductof its timeThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationWho told youit meant that,videogames?You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's aguidebook,not arulebookThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's plan*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*That'sout ofcontextIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's aproductof its timeThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationWho told youit meant that,videogames?You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's aguidebook,not arulebookThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's plan*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*That'sout ofcontextIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's STILL the most important book in history
  2. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  3. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  4. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  5. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  6. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  7. It's a product of its time
  8. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  9. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  10. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  11. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  12. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  13. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  14. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  15. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  16. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  17. That's out of context
  18. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  19. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  20. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  21. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  22. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  23. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  24. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.