It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyWho told youit meant that,videogames?That'sout ofcontextIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's aproductof its timeIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's aguidebook,not arulebookJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretation"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyWho told youit meant that,videogames?That'sout ofcontextIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's aproductof its timeIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's aguidebook,not arulebookJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretation"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  2. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  3. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  4. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  5. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  6. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  7. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  8. That's out of context
  9. It's STILL the most important book in history
  10. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  11. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  12. It's a product of its time
  13. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  14. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  15. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  16. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  17. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  18. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  19. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  20. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  21. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  22. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  23. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  24. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive