That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aproductof its timeJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aproductof its timeJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  2. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  3. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  4. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  5. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  6. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  7. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  8. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  9. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  10. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  11. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  12. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  13. It's a product of its time
  14. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  15. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  16. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  17. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  18. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  19. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  20. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  21. That's out of context
  22. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  23. It's STILL the most important book in history
  24. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it