The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's aguidebook,not arulebook*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aproductof its timeIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's aguidebook,not arulebook*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aproductof its timeIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationThat'sout ofcontextWho told youit meant that,videogames?"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  2. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  3. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  4. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  5. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  6. It's STILL the most important book in history
  7. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  8. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  9. It's a product of its time
  10. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  11. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  12. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  13. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  14. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  15. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  16. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  17. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  18. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  19. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  20. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  21. That's out of context
  22. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  23. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  24. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey