That'sout ofcontextIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin it"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!Who told youit meant that,videogames?It's aguidebook,not arulebook"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aproductof its timeMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.That'sout ofcontextIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin it"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!Who told youit meant that,videogames?It's aguidebook,not arulebook"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aproductof its timeMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That's out of context
  2. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  3. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  4. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  5. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  6. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  7. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  8. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  9. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  10. It's STILL the most important book in history
  11. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  12. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  13. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  14. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  15. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  16. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  17. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  18. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  19. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  20. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  21. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  22. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  23. It's a product of its time
  24. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.