It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontextIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's aproductof its timeWho told youit meant that,videogames?It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestions"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you to"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby men*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThat'sout ofcontextIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's aproductof its timeWho told youit meant that,videogames?It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestions"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you to"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  2. It's STILL the most important book in history
  3. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  4. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  5. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  6. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  7. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  8. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  9. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  10. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  11. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  12. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  13. That's out of context
  14. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  15. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  16. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  17. It's a product of its time
  18. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  19. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  20. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  21. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  22. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  23. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  24. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.