The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itWho told youit meant that,videogames?*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?That'sout ofcontextIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's aproductof its timeThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you to"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itWho told youit meant that,videogames?*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?That'sout ofcontextIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's aproductof its timeThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you to"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  2. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  3. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  4. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  5. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  6. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  7. That's out of context
  8. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  9. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  10. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  11. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  12. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  13. It's STILL the most important book in history
  14. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  15. It's a product of its time
  16. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it
  17. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  18. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  19. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  20. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  21. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  22. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  23. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  24. "blah blah something something Original Sin"