God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's aproductof its time*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aguidebook,not arulebook"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!That'sout ofcontextIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godWho told youit meant that,videogames?That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt's aproductof its time*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menIt's aguidebook,not arulebook"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread it"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!That'sout ofcontextIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godWho told youit meant that,videogames?That's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring it

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  2. It's a product of its time
  3. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  4. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  5. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  6. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  7. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  8. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  9. It's STILL the most important book in history
  10. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  11. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  12. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  13. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  14. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  15. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  16. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  17. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  18. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  19. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  20. That's out of context
  21. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  22. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  23. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  24. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it