It's aproductof its timeThat'sout ofcontext*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Who told youit meant that,videogames?We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's aguidebook,not arulebook"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aproductof its timeThat'sout ofcontext*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*God doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Who told youit meant that,videogames?We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!It may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistory"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itIt's aguidebook,not arulebook"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"The Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring it

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's a product of its time
  2. That's out of context
  3. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  4. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  5. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  6. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  7. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  8. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  9. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  10. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  11. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  12. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  13. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  14. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  15. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  16. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  17. It's STILL the most important book in history
  18. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  19. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  20. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  21. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  22. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  23. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  24. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it