It's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's aproductof its timeThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThat'sout ofcontextIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Who told youit meant that,videogames?It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's aguidebook,not arulebookThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationIt's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?Maybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know.It might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obeyIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoYou're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitiveIt's aproductof its timeThe Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planJust like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*We just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godThat'sout ofcontextIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:"blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Who told youit meant that,videogames?It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toIt's aguidebook,not arulebookThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menLiteral whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient."Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring it

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  2. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  3. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  4. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  5. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  6. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  7. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  8. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  9. It's a product of its time
  10. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  11. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  12. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  13. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  14. That's out of context
  15. It's STILL the most important book in history
  16. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  17. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  18. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  19. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  20. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  21. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  22. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  23. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  24. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it