It's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itThat'sout ofcontextIt's aproductof its timeGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know."blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring itIt's aguidebook,not arulebookIt's STILL themostimportantbook inhistoryWho told youit meant that,videogames?It's like aRorschachtest: how doyou react?You're actinglike a Jew,being soinquisitive*Bad jokethatavoids thequestion*Just like a[insertdenomination]of you to seeit that way!The Bible iswritten thatway becauseof God's planIt might bebad, but it'sGod's wordso you stillhave to obey"Have youeven readit?" -Hasn'tread itThat'sout ofcontextIt's aproductof its timeGod doesn'twant you toask so manyquestionsIt may bebad, but atleast there'sgood thingsin itIt'smistranslated,what theyACTUALLYmeant is:It has a reasonyou don't knowabout because itwas writtenyears agoMaybe if youpaid moreattention inSunday School,you'd know."blah blahsomethingsomethingOriginal Sin"Literal whenconvenient,metaphorwheninconvenient.It's YOURjob tointerpret itthe way Godwants you toWe just don'tunderstandbecause we aren'tasholy/knowledgeableas godIt's contradictoryso you can useyour free will tochoose aninterpretationThe Bible isstill Holy,BUT flawedand writtenby menThat's how theOTHERdenominationsees it, butwe're ignoring it

Christian Excuses for a the Bible Sucking - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's a guidebook, not a rulebook
  2. It's STILL the most important book in history
  3. Who told you it meant that, video games?
  4. It's like a Rorschach test: how do you react?
  5. You're acting like a Jew, being so inquisitive
  6. *Bad joke that avoids the question*
  7. Just like a [insert denomination] of you to see it that way!
  8. The Bible is written that way because of God's plan
  9. It might be bad, but it's God's word so you still have to obey
  10. "Have you even read it?" -Hasn't read it
  11. That's out of context
  12. It's a product of its time
  13. God doesn't want you to ask so many questions
  14. It may be bad, but at least there's good things in it
  15. It's mistranslated, what they ACTUALLY meant is:
  16. It has a reason you don't know about because it was written years ago
  17. Maybe if you paid more attention in Sunday School, you'd know.
  18. "blah blah something something Original Sin"
  19. Literal when convenient, metaphor when inconvenient.
  20. It's YOUR job to interpret it the way God wants you to
  21. We just don't understand because we aren't as holy/knowledgeable as god
  22. It's contradictory so you can use your free will to choose an interpretation
  23. The Bible is still Holy, BUT flawed and written by men
  24. That's how the OTHER denomination sees it, but we're ignoring it