2023 Unsurprising Things

2023 Unsurprising Things Bingo Card
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This bingo card has 26 words: Aliens, Giant Meteor, Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who.", Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction, Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction, Radioactive water, N95s become necessary OUTside, Fascists begin closing libraries, AI authored books are mistaken for real books, COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab", AI runs for office, wins, Record fires, Free!, Record heat (FREE SPACE), Record floods, Record gourd, 9th planet found, still not Nibiru, 10th planet found, IS Nibiru, New intelligent species discovered, It's Lizard people, Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked, Lizard people don't want Boebert either, Neither do the aliens, Cthulhu emerges, Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off" and Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires.

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