RecordgourdRecordfiresCthulhuemergesBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordfloodsNeitherdo thealiensRadioactivewaterRecordheat(FREESPACE)Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"AI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksFascistsbeginclosinglibraries10thplanetfound, ISNibiruN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAliensGiantMeteorHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFree!COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"It'sLizardpeopleAI runsfor office,winsDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Newintelligentspeciesdiscovered9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruRecordgourdRecordfiresCthulhuemergesBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordfloodsNeitherdo thealiensRadioactivewaterRecordheat(FREESPACE)Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"AI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksFascistsbeginclosinglibraries10thplanetfound, ISNibiruN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAliensGiantMeteorHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFree!COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"It'sLizardpeopleAI runsfor office,winsDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Newintelligentspeciesdiscovered9th planetfound, stillnot Nibiru

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Record gourd
  2. Record fires
  3. Cthulhu emerges
  4. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  5. Record floods
  6. Neither do the aliens
  7. Radioactive water
  8. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  9. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  10. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  11. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  12. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  13. Fascists begin closing libraries
  14. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  15. N95s become necessary OUTside
  16. Aliens
  17. Giant Meteor
  18. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  19. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  20. Free!
  21. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  22. It's Lizard people
  23. AI runs for office, wins
  24. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  25. New intelligent species discovered
  26. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru