Boebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAliens10thplanetfound, ISNibiruLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherRecordheat(FREESPACE)AI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionNeitherdo thealiensRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredCthulhuemergesCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordfloodsFree!Dolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruAI runsfor office,winsCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"RecordgourdHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresGiantMeteorRadioactivewaterRecordfiresIt'sLizardpeopleBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAliens10thplanetfound, ISNibiruLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherRecordheat(FREESPACE)AI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionNeitherdo thealiensRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredCthulhuemergesCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordfloodsFree!Dolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruAI runsfor office,winsCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"RecordgourdHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresGiantMeteorRadioactivewaterRecordfiresIt'sLizardpeople

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  2. N95s become necessary OUTside
  3. Aliens
  4. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  5. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  6. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  7. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  8. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  9. Neither do the aliens
  10. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  11. Fascists begin closing libraries
  12. New intelligent species discovered
  13. Cthulhu emerges
  14. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  15. Record floods
  16. Free!
  17. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  18. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  19. AI runs for office, wins
  20. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  21. Record gourd
  22. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  23. Giant Meteor
  24. Radioactive water
  25. Record fires
  26. It's Lizard people