CthulhuemergesN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAI runsfor office,winsLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherAliensGiantMeteorNeitherdo thealiens9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Cthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Recordgourd10thplanetfound, ISNibiruCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"It'sLizardpeopleRadioactivewaterRecordheat(FREESPACE)NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredRecordfloodsTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFree!RecordfiresAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCthulhuemergesN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAI runsfor office,winsLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherAliensGiantMeteorNeitherdo thealiens9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Cthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Recordgourd10thplanetfound, ISNibiruCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"It'sLizardpeopleRadioactivewaterRecordheat(FREESPACE)NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredRecordfloodsTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionFree!RecordfiresAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal books

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cthulhu emerges
  2. N95s become necessary OUTside
  3. AI runs for office, wins
  4. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  5. Aliens
  6. Giant Meteor
  7. Neither do the aliens
  8. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  9. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  10. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  11. Record gourd
  12. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  13. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  14. It's Lizard people
  15. Radioactive water
  16. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  17. New intelligent species discovered
  18. Record floods
  19. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  20. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  21. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  22. Fascists begin closing libraries
  23. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  24. Free!
  25. Record fires
  26. AI authored books are mistaken for real books