AliensRadioactivewaterRecordgourdAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."RecordfiresGiantMeteorFree!Halloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAI runsfor office,winsFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhuemergesBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevoked9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Lizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestruction10thplanetfound, ISNibiruNeitherdo thealiensIt'sLizardpeopleRecordfloodsCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Robotsentience,hellbent ondestructionRecordheat(FREESPACE)AliensRadioactivewaterRecordgourdAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."RecordfiresGiantMeteorFree!Halloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAI runsfor office,winsFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhuemergesBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevoked9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Lizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestruction10thplanetfound, ISNibiruNeitherdo thealiensIt'sLizardpeopleRecordfloodsCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Robotsentience,hellbent ondestructionRecordheat(FREESPACE)

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Aliens
  2. Radioactive water
  3. Record gourd
  4. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  5. N95s become necessary OUTside
  6. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  7. Record fires
  8. Giant Meteor
  9. Free!
  10. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  11. AI runs for office, wins
  12. Fascists begin closing libraries
  13. Cthulhu emerges
  14. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  15. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  16. New intelligent species discovered
  17. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  18. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  19. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  20. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  21. Neither do the aliens
  22. It's Lizard people
  23. Record floods
  24. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  25. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  26. Record heat (FREE SPACE)