AI runsfor office,winsFree!10thplanetfound, ISNibiruRecordgourdFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."It'sLizardpeopleHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionRecordheat(FREESPACE)COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Neitherdo thealiensAliens9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredGiantMeteorAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCthulhuemergesRadioactivewaterCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordfiresRecordfloodsBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedAI runsfor office,winsFree!10thplanetfound, ISNibiruRecordgourdFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."It'sLizardpeopleHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionRecordheat(FREESPACE)COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Neitherdo thealiensAliens9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredGiantMeteorAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCthulhuemergesRadioactivewaterCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordfiresRecordfloodsBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevoked

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. AI runs for office, wins
  2. Free!
  3. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  4. Record gourd
  5. Fascists begin closing libraries
  6. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  7. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  8. It's Lizard people
  9. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  10. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  11. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  12. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  13. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  14. Neither do the aliens
  15. Aliens
  16. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  17. N95s become necessary OUTside
  18. New intelligent species discovered
  19. Giant Meteor
  20. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  21. Cthulhu emerges
  22. Radioactive water
  23. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  24. Record fires
  25. Record floods
  26. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked