Boebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordheat(FREESPACE)COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"AliensNeitherdo thealiensRadioactivewater10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."GiantMeteorIt'sLizardpeopleAI runsfor office,winsRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesRecordfloodsRecordfiresFree!NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideRecordgourd9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhuemergesHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordheat(FREESPACE)COVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"AliensNeitherdo thealiensRadioactivewater10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."GiantMeteorIt'sLizardpeopleAI runsfor office,winsRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesRecordfloodsRecordfiresFree!NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideRecordgourd9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhuemergesHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal books

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  2. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  3. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  4. Aliens
  5. Neither do the aliens
  6. Radioactive water
  7. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  8. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  9. Giant Meteor
  10. It's Lizard people
  11. AI runs for office, wins
  12. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  13. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  14. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  15. Fascists begin closing libraries
  16. Record floods
  17. Record fires
  18. Free!
  19. New intelligent species discovered
  20. N95s become necessary OUTside
  21. Record gourd
  22. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  23. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  24. Cthulhu emerges
  25. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  26. AI authored books are mistaken for real books