AI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCthulhuemergesHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAliensRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionGiantMeteorRecordgourd10thplanetfound, ISNibiruRecordfiresNeitherdo thealiensIt'sLizardpeopleRecordheat(FREESPACE)N95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Free!RecordfloodsFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Boebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevoked9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruRadioactivewaterDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."AI runsfor office,winsLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCthulhuemergesHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresAliensRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionGiantMeteorRecordgourd10thplanetfound, ISNibiruRecordfiresNeitherdo thealiensIt'sLizardpeopleRecordheat(FREESPACE)N95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Free!RecordfloodsFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Boebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevoked9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruRadioactivewaterDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."AI runsfor office,winsLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestruction

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  2. Cthulhu emerges
  3. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  4. Aliens
  5. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  6. Giant Meteor
  7. Record gourd
  8. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  9. Record fires
  10. Neither do the aliens
  11. It's Lizard people
  12. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  13. N95s become necessary OUTside
  14. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  15. Free!
  16. Record floods
  17. Fascists begin closing libraries
  18. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  19. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  20. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  21. Radioactive water
  22. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  23. AI runs for office, wins
  24. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  25. New intelligent species discovered
  26. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction