Lizardpeople don'twantBoeberteither9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordgourdN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideRecordfloodsRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionGiantMeteorRadioactivewaterAliensCthulhuemerges10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Halloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordheat(FREESPACE)Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesNeitherdo thealiensRecordfiresFree!NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredIt'sLizardpeopleAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"AI runsfor office,winsLizardpeople don'twantBoeberteither9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"RecordgourdN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideRecordfloodsRobotsentience,hellbent ondestructionGiantMeteorRadioactivewaterAliensCthulhuemerges10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."Halloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedRecordheat(FREESPACE)Trumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesNeitherdo thealiensRecordfiresFree!NewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredIt'sLizardpeopleAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"AI runsfor office,wins

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  2. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  3. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  4. Record gourd
  5. N95s become necessary OUTside
  6. Record floods
  7. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  8. Giant Meteor
  9. Radioactive water
  10. Aliens
  11. Cthulhu emerges
  12. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  13. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  14. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  15. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  16. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  17. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  18. Fascists begin closing libraries
  19. Neither do the aliens
  20. Record fires
  21. Free!
  22. New intelligent species discovered
  23. It's Lizard people
  24. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  25. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  26. AI runs for office, wins