Recordheat(FREESPACE)Lizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Robotsentience,hellbent ondestructionAliensBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedAI runsfor office,winsN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksFree!10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."GiantMeteorRecordgourdHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhuemergesIt'sLizardpeopleNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionRadioactivewater9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Neitherdo thealiensRecordfloodsRecordfiresRecordheat(FREESPACE)Lizardpeople don'twantBoeberteitherCthulhu freakedout by Boebert,assumeshangover, goesback to "sleep itoff"Robotsentience,hellbent ondestructionAliensBoebert isone of them,"intelligent"statusrevokedAI runsfor office,winsN95sbecomenecessaryOUTsideAI authoredbooks aremistaken forreal booksFree!10thplanetfound, ISNibiruDolphins revealability to speak,but only longenough to say,"Knock it off orwe'll wake up you-know-who."GiantMeteorRecordgourdHalloweenrightfully gainsmajorityrecognition as"Best Holiday",Mariah CareyretiresFascistsbeginclosinglibrariesCthulhuemergesIt'sLizardpeopleNewintelligentspeciesdiscoveredTrumpsentience,still hellbentondestructionRadioactivewater9th planetfound, stillnot NibiruCOVID-23,kills 1/3infected,fools stillblame "jab"Neitherdo thealiensRecordfloodsRecordfires

2023 Unsurprising Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Record heat (FREE SPACE)
  2. Lizard people don't want Boebert either
  3. Cthulhu freaked out by Boebert, assumes hangover, goes back to "sleep it off"
  4. Robot sentience, hellbent on destruction
  5. Aliens
  6. Boebert is one of them, "intelligent" status revoked
  7. AI runs for office, wins
  8. N95s become necessary OUTside
  9. AI authored books are mistaken for real books
  10. Free!
  11. 10th planet found, IS Nibiru
  12. Dolphins reveal ability to speak, but only long enough to say, "Knock it off or we'll wake up you-know-who."
  13. Giant Meteor
  14. Record gourd
  15. Halloween rightfully gains majority recognition as "Best Holiday", Mariah Carey retires
  16. Fascists begin closing libraries
  17. Cthulhu emerges
  18. It's Lizard people
  19. New intelligent species discovered
  20. Trump sentience, still hellbent on destruction
  21. Radioactive water
  22. 9th planet found, still not Nibiru
  23. COVID-23, kills 1/3 infected, fools still blame "jab"
  24. Neither do the aliens
  25. Record floods
  26. Record fires