This bingo card has a free space and 65 words: Customer asking "what is monitoring?", Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab, Vault unseal keys got lost, Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token, Had a delivery at the door, Dog barked during a meeting, Dog snored during a meeting, Cat jumped on the keyboard, Demo crashed, Someone enabled my Alexa, Argued how Vault counts clients, Kids rushed into the room, Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed, Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year, Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down, "Can we run it on MainFrame?", "I can do it in Community edition", Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV, "Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command", Customer didn't show up, Teams got stuck, Zoom decides to update mid call, 1000+ resources in TFState, Disable SELinux, Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count, Power went off during the call, Internet went down during the call, Customer had an outage during the call, Customer lost the license file, Production runs on t2 instances, No monitoring, No logs, "We're going to look at backups after we go live", You're on mute!, All TFC users are Admins, Shared the "WRONG" screen, You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers, "In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE", Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI, single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients, Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent, Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice", Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers, We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better, I love publishing custom providers on TFE, Do you have a secret engine for Minio?, Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE, Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen, Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary, Got Vault ACL right on first shot, We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit, We don't need module because it is a simple service, We created one module per provider resource, How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James), I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend, Default lease 32 days, Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded, What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you, PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate, 1-node DR cluster to save cost, Embarrassing reply-all to an email, Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message, So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS..., terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace and My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo.
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