(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
Vault unseal keys got lost
PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
Customer lost the license file
Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
Had a delivery at the door
"I can do it in Community edition"
1-node DR cluster to save cost
Customer didn't show up
So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
Demo crashed
Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
"Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
I love publishing custom providers on TFE
Zoom decides to update mid call
I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
1000+ resources in TFState
Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded
We created one module per provider resource
Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
Embarrassing reply-all to an email
No logs
Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
"Can we run it on MainFrame?"
Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
Internet went down during the call
What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
Power went off during the call
Dog snored during a meeting
"We're going to look at backups after we go live"
We don't need module because it is a simple service
You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
Dog barked during a meeting
Teams got stuck
"In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
Disable SELinux
Customer had an outage during the call
No monitoring
Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
Argued how Vault counts clients
Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
Someone enabled my Alexa
Kids rushed into the room
You're on mute!
How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
All TFC users are Admins
Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV