Running 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtokenVaultunsealkeys gotlostPKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateCustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binaryCustomerlost thelicensefileGot an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenHad adelivery atthe door"I can do itinCommunityedition"1-nodeDRcluster tosave costCustomerdidn'tshow upSo you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...singleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageDemocrashedDo you havea secretengine forMinio?We don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemo"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"I lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFEZoomdecides toupdatemid callI prefer touse MySQLas Vaultbackend1000+resourcesin TFStateDefault lease32 daystimebombexplodedWe createdone moduleper providerresourceCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommitterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceEmbarrassingreply-all to anemailNologsCustomer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"Customerasking"what ismonitoring?""Can we runit onMainFrame?"Someone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedInternetwent downduring thecallWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouPowerwent offduring thecallDogsnoredduring ameeting"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"We don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleserviceYou see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabDogbarkedduring ameetingTeamsgotstuck"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"DisableSELinuxCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallNomonitoringCustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountArguedhow VaultcountsclientsCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFESomeoneenabledmy AlexaKidsrushedinto theroomYou'reonmute!How do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)All TFCusers areAdminsCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UIHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVProductionruns on t2instancesDefaultlease32 daysCatjumpedon thekeyboardHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downSharedthe"WRONG"screenGot VaultACL righton firstshotRunning 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtokenVaultunsealkeys gotlostPKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateCustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binaryCustomerlost thelicensefileGot an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenHad adelivery atthe door"I can do itinCommunityedition"1-nodeDRcluster tosave costCustomerdidn'tshow upSo you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...singleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageDemocrashedDo you havea secretengine forMinio?We don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemo"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"I lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFEZoomdecides toupdatemid callI prefer touse MySQLas Vaultbackend1000+resourcesin TFStateDefault lease32 daystimebombexplodedWe createdone moduleper providerresourceCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommitterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceEmbarrassingreply-all to anemailNologsCustomer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"Customerasking"what ismonitoring?""Can we runit onMainFrame?"Someone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedInternetwent downduring thecallWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouPowerwent offduring thecallDogsnoredduring ameeting"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"We don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleserviceYou see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabDogbarkedduring ameetingTeamsgotstuck"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"DisableSELinuxCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallNomonitoringCustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountArguedhow VaultcountsclientsCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFESomeoneenabledmy AlexaKidsrushedinto theroomYou'reonmute!How do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)All TFCusers areAdminsCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UIHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVProductionruns on t2instancesDefaultlease32 daysCatjumpedon thekeyboardHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downSharedthe"WRONG"screenGot VaultACL righton firstshot

Happened to me wWTFo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
  2. Vault unseal keys got lost
  3. PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
  4. Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
  5. Customer lost the license file
  6. Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
  7. Had a delivery at the door
  8. "I can do it in Community edition"
  9. 1-node DR cluster to save cost
  10. Customer didn't show up
  11. So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
  12. single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
  13. Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
  14. Demo crashed
  15. Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
  16. We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
  17. My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
  18. "Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
  19. I love publishing custom providers on TFE
  20. Zoom decides to update mid call
  21. I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
  22. 1000+ resources in TFState
  23. Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded
  24. We created one module per provider resource
  25. Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
  26. We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
  27. terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
  28. Embarrassing reply-all to an email
  29. No logs
  30. Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
  31. Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
  32. Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
  33. "Can we run it on MainFrame?"
  34. Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
  35. Internet went down during the call
  36. What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
  37. Power went off during the call
  38. Dog snored during a meeting
  39. "We're going to look at backups after we go live"
  40. We don't need module because it is a simple service
  41. You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
  42. Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
  43. Dog barked during a meeting
  44. Teams got stuck
  45. "In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
  46. Disable SELinux
  47. Customer had an outage during the call
  48. No monitoring
  49. Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
  50. Argued how Vault counts clients
  51. Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
  52. Someone enabled my Alexa
  53. Kids rushed into the room
  54. You're on mute!
  55. How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
  56. All TFC users are Admins
  57. Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
  58. Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
  59. Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV
  60. Production runs on t2 instances
  61. Default lease 32 days
  62. Cat jumped on the keyboard
  63. Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down
  64. Shared the "WRONG" screen
  65. Got Vault ACL right on first shot