Happened to me wWTFo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Disable SELinux
2. "Can we run it on MainFrame?"
3. Customer had an outage during the call
4. Cat jumped on the keyboard
5. Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
6. Internet went down during the call
7. Got Vault ACL right on first shot
8. Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV
9. Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
10. 1-node DR cluster to save cost
11. What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
12. You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
13. So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
14. Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded
15. single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
16. Dog snored during a meeting
17. Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
18. "In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
19. Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
20. We don't need module because it is a simple service
21. How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
22. Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
23. No logs
24. Demo crashed
25. PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
26. Zoom decides to update mid call
27. Argued how Vault counts clients
28. Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
29. Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
30. Had a delivery at the door
31. Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
32. Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
33. "Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
34. Vault unseal keys got lost
35. I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
36. Customer didn't show up
37. Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
38. You're on mute!
39. Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
40. My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
41. Power went off during the call
42. Shared the "WRONG" screen
43. Kids rushed into the room
44. terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
45. Default lease 32 days
46. We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
47. I love publishing custom providers on TFE
48. Teams got stuck
49. Dog barked during a meeting
50. Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down
51. Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
52. "I can do it in Community edition"
53. Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
54. Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
55. Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
56. Customer lost the license file
57. We created one module per provider resource
58. "We're going to look at backups after we go live"
59. 1000+ resources in TFState
60. No monitoring
61. We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
62. All TFC users are Admins
63. Production runs on t2 instances
64. Someone enabled my Alexa
65. Embarrassing reply-all to an email