(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
All TFC users are Admins
Kids rushed into the room
Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
Got Vault ACL right on first shot
Default lease 32 days
We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
Shared the "WRONG" screen
Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
Power went off during the call
Demo crashed
We created one module per provider resource
We don't need module because it is a simple service
Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
You're on mute!
1-node DR cluster to save cost
I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
Dog snored during a meeting
Embarrassing reply-all to an email
Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down
"Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
Customer lost the license file
I love publishing custom providers on TFE
No logs
Had a delivery at the door
"I can do it in Community edition"
Teams got stuck
Disable SELinux
Argued how Vault counts clients
Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded
PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
"We're going to look at backups after we go live"
What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
Someone enabled my Alexa
Vault unseal keys got lost
So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
Cat jumped on the keyboard
"Can we run it on MainFrame?"
Internet went down during the call
Production runs on t2 instances
My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
No monitoring
Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
Zoom decides to update mid call
Customer didn't show up
Customer had an outage during the call
Dog barked during a meeting
Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
1000+ resources in TFState
You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV
Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
