So you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...Arguedhow VaultcountsclientsPowerwent offduring thecall"Can we runit onMainFrame?"Productionruns on t2instancesWe don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleservice"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"Customer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversSharedthe"WRONG"screenCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UICustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountEmbarrassingreply-all to anemailTeamsgotstuckWe don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemoCustomerlost thelicensefileInternetwent downduring thecall"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"Running 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtokenNomonitoringDisableSELinuxCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentYou see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersDogbarkedduring ameetingAll TFCusers areAdmins1-nodeDRcluster tosave costWe createdone moduleper providerresourceCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"CustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binaryI prefer touse MySQLas VaultbackendWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommit"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"1000+resourcesin TFStateSomeoneenabledmy Alexaterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceVaultunsealkeys gotlostSomeone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedGot VaultACL righton firstshotDo you havea secretengine forMinio?Kidsrushedinto theroomGot an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearCustomerdidn'tshow up"I can do itinCommunityedition"DemocrashedDogsnoredduring ameetingHow do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)Catjumpedon thekeyboardCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFEWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouCustomerasking"what ismonitoring?"Had adelivery atthe doorDefaultlease32 daysI lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFEsingleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabYou'reonmute!PKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateNologsZoomdecides toupdatemid callCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallDefault lease32 daystimebombexplodedSo you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...Arguedhow VaultcountsclientsPowerwent offduring thecall"Can we runit onMainFrame?"Productionruns on t2instancesWe don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleservice"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"Customer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversSharedthe"WRONG"screenCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UICustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountEmbarrassingreply-all to anemailTeamsgotstuckWe don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemoCustomerlost thelicensefileInternetwent downduring thecall"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"Running 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtokenNomonitoringDisableSELinuxCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentYou see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersDogbarkedduring ameetingAll TFCusers areAdmins1-nodeDRcluster tosave costWe createdone moduleper providerresourceCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"CustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binaryI prefer touse MySQLas VaultbackendWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommit"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"1000+resourcesin TFStateSomeoneenabledmy Alexaterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceVaultunsealkeys gotlostSomeone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedGot VaultACL righton firstshotDo you havea secretengine forMinio?Kidsrushedinto theroomGot an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearCustomerdidn'tshow up"I can do itinCommunityedition"DemocrashedDogsnoredduring ameetingHow do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)Catjumpedon thekeyboardCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFEWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouCustomerasking"what ismonitoring?"Had adelivery atthe doorDefaultlease32 daysI lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFEsingleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabYou'reonmute!PKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateNologsZoomdecides toupdatemid callCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallDefault lease32 daystimebombexploded

Happened to me wWTFo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
  2. Argued how Vault counts clients
  3. Power went off during the call
  4. "Can we run it on MainFrame?"
  5. Production runs on t2 instances
  6. We don't need module because it is a simple service
  7. "Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
  8. Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
  9. Shared the "WRONG" screen
  10. Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
  11. Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
  12. Embarrassing reply-all to an email
  13. Teams got stuck
  14. We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
  15. My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
  16. Customer lost the license file
  17. Internet went down during the call
  18. "We're going to look at backups after we go live"
  19. Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
  20. No monitoring
  21. Disable SELinux
  22. Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
  23. You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
  24. Dog barked during a meeting
  25. All TFC users are Admins
  26. 1-node DR cluster to save cost
  27. We created one module per provider resource
  28. Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
  29. Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
  30. I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
  31. We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
  32. "In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
  33. 1000+ resources in TFState
  34. Someone enabled my Alexa
  35. terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
  36. Vault unseal keys got lost
  37. Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
  38. Got Vault ACL right on first shot
  39. Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
  40. Kids rushed into the room
  41. Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
  42. Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
  43. Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
  44. Customer didn't show up
  45. "I can do it in Community edition"
  46. Demo crashed
  47. Dog snored during a meeting
  48. How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
  49. Cat jumped on the keyboard
  50. Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
  51. What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
  52. Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
  53. Had a delivery at the door
  54. Default lease 32 days
  55. I love publishing custom providers on TFE
  56. single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
  57. Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down
  58. Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV
  59. Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
  60. You're on mute!
  61. PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
  62. No logs
  63. Zoom decides to update mid call
  64. Customer had an outage during the call
  65. Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded