Customerlost thelicensefileCustomerdidn'tshow upAll TFCusers areAdminsWe createdone moduleper providerresourceI lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFE1-nodeDRcluster tosave costDemocrashedCustomerasking"what ismonitoring?"We don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallHow do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"I prefer touse MySQLas Vaultbackend"I can do itinCommunityedition"We don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleserviceDogsnoredduring ameetingWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouRunning 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtoken"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"You'reonmute!Do you havea secretengine forMinio?Powerwent offduring thecallCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentArguedhow VaultcountsclientsForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageSomeone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedSo you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...Had adelivery atthe doorCustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountPKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateVaultunsealkeys gotlostterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemoInternetwent downduring thecallCustomer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommitNologsProductionruns on t2instancesHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downSharedthe"WRONG"screenZoomdecides toupdatemid callDefaultlease32 daysPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"You see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersKidsrushedinto theroomDogbarkedduring ameetingDisableSELinux"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"Got an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenDefault lease32 daystimebombexplodedHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UICustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binarysingleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsGot VaultACL righton firstshotNomonitoring"Can we runit onMainFrame?"TeamsgotstuckCatjumpedon thekeyboardSomeoneenabledmy AlexaCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFEEmbarrassingreply-all to anemail1000+resourcesin TFStateCustomerlost thelicensefileCustomerdidn'tshow upAll TFCusers areAdminsWe createdone moduleper providerresourceI lovepublishingcustomproviders onTFE1-nodeDRcluster tosave costDemocrashedCustomerasking"what ismonitoring?"We don'tneed TFE.We have aDIY that'sbetterCustomerbought*APP* andnever used itfor a yearCustomerhad anoutageduring thecallHow do I moveaway fromTerragrunt?(Better CallJames)"We're goingto look atbackupsafter we golive"I prefer touse MySQLas Vaultbackend"I can do itinCommunityedition"We don'tneed modulebecause it isa simpleserviceDogsnoredduring ameetingWhat are yourrequirements?- customer:We won't tellyouRunning 100+applicationsusing thesame ROOTtoken"In OSS,well BSL.Er, I meanCE"You'reonmute!Do you havea secretengine forMinio?Powerwent offduring thecallCustomerasks how toinstall theVault AgentArguedhow VaultcountsclientsForgetting your screen isshared with a customeron Zoom andinadvertently sharing theinternal Slack chat,where the SE tells to you"cache ton ecran", soyou google it but stilldon't get the messageSomeone onzoom enabledvideo and wasundressedSo you are telling methat your OSSimplementation isworking perfectly, right?Customer: yes. "And doyou still want to hearabout the Enterprise?".Customer: yes, but wewill continue with OSS...Had adelivery atthe doorCustomer hasa contractwith SPECIALVault clientcountPKIception -Customerwanted to useVault PKI engineto issue Vault'sown certificateVaultunsealkeys gotlostterraformdestroy -auto-approveon the wrongworkspaceMy GCP projectis deleted bydoormat 15'before mydemoInternetwent downduring thecallCustomer runningConsul+Nomad(+Vault)on the same serversWe don't needTFE Sentinelbecause wehave codereview beforecommitNologsProductionruns on t2instancesHave putWorkrampon x2 andturned thesound downSharedthe"WRONG"screenZoomdecides toupdatemid callDefaultlease32 daysPlease,monitor CPUusage. Ok,will put top incrontabCustomersaying, "Wedon't reallyneed youradvice"You see your oldpasswords on ascreenshare beingused by ex-workmates whobecamecustomersKidsrushedinto theroomDogbarkedduring ameetingDisableSELinux"Er, there's aspace beforethe minus inthat lscommand"Got an explicitslacknotificationabout customerwhile sharingscreenDefault lease32 daystimebombexplodedHad todictate linuxcommands toa customerduring POVCustomerClickOps-esKubernetesvia a UICustomercomparingOpenTofu withTFE, instead ofTF core binarysingleAppRole forall apps. I willsave moneyon clientsGot VaultACL righton firstshotNomonitoring"Can we runit onMainFrame?"TeamsgotstuckCatjumpedon thekeyboardSomeoneenabledmy AlexaCustomerscared todeath toupgrade TFEEmbarrassingreply-all to anemail1000+resourcesin TFState

Happened to me wWTFo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer lost the license file
  2. Customer didn't show up
  3. All TFC users are Admins
  4. We created one module per provider resource
  5. I love publishing custom providers on TFE
  6. 1-node DR cluster to save cost
  7. Demo crashed
  8. Customer asking "what is monitoring?"
  9. We don't need TFE. We have a DIY that's better
  10. Customer bought *APP* and never used it for a year
  11. Customer had an outage during the call
  12. How do I move away from Terragrunt? (Better Call James)
  13. "We're going to look at backups after we go live"
  14. I prefer to use MySQL as Vault backend
  15. "I can do it in Community edition"
  16. We don't need module because it is a simple service
  17. Dog snored during a meeting
  18. What are your requirements? - customer: We won't tell you
  19. Running 100+ applications using the same ROOT token
  20. "In OSS, well BSL. Er, I mean CE"
  21. You're on mute!
  22. Do you have a secret engine for Minio?
  23. Power went off during the call
  24. Customer asks how to install the Vault Agent
  25. Argued how Vault counts clients
  26. Forgetting your screen is shared with a customer on Zoom and inadvertently sharing the internal Slack chat, where the SE tells to you "cache ton ecran", so you google it but still don't get the message
  27. Someone on zoom enabled video and was undressed
  28. So you are telling me that your OSS implementation is working perfectly, right? Customer: yes. "And do you still want to hear about the Enterprise?". Customer: yes, but we will continue with OSS...
  29. Had a delivery at the door
  30. Customer has a contract with SPECIAL Vault client count
  31. PKIception - Customer wanted to use Vault PKI engine to issue Vault's own certificate
  32. Vault unseal keys got lost
  33. terraform destroy -auto-approve on the wrong workspace
  34. My GCP project is deleted by doormat 15' before my demo
  35. Internet went down during the call
  36. Customer running Consul+Nomad(+Vault) on the same servers
  37. We don't need TFE Sentinel because we have code review before commit
  38. No logs
  39. Production runs on t2 instances
  40. Have put Workramp on x2 and turned the sound down
  41. Shared the "WRONG" screen
  42. Zoom decides to update mid call
  43. Default lease 32 days
  44. Please, monitor CPU usage. Ok, will put top in crontab
  45. Customer saying, "We don't really need your advice"
  46. You see your old passwords on a screenshare being used by ex-workmates who became customers
  47. Kids rushed into the room
  48. Dog barked during a meeting
  49. Disable SELinux
  50. "Er, there's a space before the minus in that ls command"
  51. Got an explicit slack notification about customer while sharing screen
  52. Default lease 32 days timebomb exploded
  53. Had to dictate linux commands to a customer during POV
  54. Customer ClickOps-es Kubernetes via a UI
  55. Customer comparing OpenTofu with TFE, instead of TF core binary
  56. single AppRole for all apps. I will save money on clients
  57. Got Vault ACL right on first shot
  58. No monitoring
  59. "Can we run it on MainFrame?"
  60. Teams got stuck
  61. Cat jumped on the keyboard
  62. Someone enabled my Alexa
  63. Customer scared to death to upgrade TFE
  64. Embarrassing reply-all to an email
  65. 1000+ resources in TFState