GenCon24: The Reckoning

This bingo card has a free space and 29 words: Kirtland Temple Acquisition was divinely inspired, Nelson bears testimony essentially repeating everything he said in the last one bc none of us thought he would make it this far, not even him, Bednar says missions are mandatory, Another talk about tithing, Gong knocks it out of the park once again, HEAVY emphasis on the timeline of the TBM life, Direct reference to the ex-ex-latter-day-saint article in the DN last week, Renlund specifically sucks Oaks to completion right there on his velvet throne, Talk from the new apostle that replaced Ballard focuses on the Bible, Renewed focus on the evils of pornography, Homophobia disguised as a "clarification" of TFAPTTW, One talk about how people who leave the church are good people still and deserve respect, Seven talks about how dumb exmos are and how we're bad people on the inside, Holland back with a vengeance, "Covenant Path", conjugation of the letter H as a vowel (AN helpmate instead of A helpmate), New catchphrase has alliteration bc "think celestial" only lasted like a week, Oaks is clearly running the show, Tons of new temple announcements, at least three of which are completely impossible, Multiple direct shout-outs to Africa and Latin America, "The church totally isn't political, but there are some people who want to...", Still disappointed trans people didn't get a direct shoutout last time, so hopefully this time around? C'mon Oaks..., Callback to Think Celestial, One prayer lasts no less than five entire minutes, "please don't yell at us when we sustain ourselves", Talk introducing younger LDS people to basic Easter-terms from mainstream Christianity, One horrific unintentional sexual innuendo, Suarez delivers a talk about body positivity and One session finishes up fifteen whole minutes early, and it's still obvious they were padding for time.

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