(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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New catchphrase has alliteration bc "think celestial" only lasted like a week
Bednar says missions are mandatory
Direct reference to the ex-ex-latter-day-saint article in the DN last week
"please don't yell at us when we sustain ourselves"
Still disappointed trans people didn't get a direct shoutout last time, so hopefully this time around? C'mon Oaks...
Another talk about tithing
One session finishes up fifteen whole minutes early, and it's still obvious they were padding for time
One prayer lasts no less than five entire minutes
Talk from the new apostle that replaced Ballard focuses on the Bible
Gong knocks it out of the park once again
One horrific unintentional sexual innuendo
"Covenant Path"
One talk about how people who leave the church are good people still and deserve respect
Callback to Think Celestial
Talk introducing younger LDS people to basic Easter-terms from mainstream Christianity
Nelson bears testimony essentially repeating everything he said in the last one bc none of us thought he would make it this far, not even him
Renewed focus on the evils of pornography
Tons of new temple announcements, at least three of which are completely impossible
Suarez delivers a talk about body positivity
"The church totally isn't political, but there are some people who want to..."
Multiple direct shout-outs to Africa and Latin America
conjugation of the letter H as a vowel (AN helpmate instead of A helpmate)
Holland back with a vengeance
Homophobia disguised as a "clarification" of TFAPTTW
Renlund specifically sucks Oaks to completion right there on his velvet throne
Kirtland Temple Acquisition was divinely inspired
Seven talks about how dumb exmos are and how we're bad people on the inside
