One sessionfinishes up fifteenwhole minutesearly, and it's stillobvious they werepadding for time"CovenantPath"Gongknocks it outof the parkonce againHomophobiadisguised asa"clarification"of TFAPTTWRenewedfocus on theevils ofpornographyHEAVYemphasis onthe timelineof the TBMlifeAnothertalk abouttithingKirtlandTempleAcquisitionwas divinelyinspiredTalk from thenew apostlethat replacedBallard focuseson the BibleHollandback withavengeanceOne horrificunintentionalsexualinnuendoTalk introducingyounger LDSpeople to basicEaster-termsfrom mainstreamChristianityNewcatchphrase hasalliteration bc"think celestial"only lasted like aweekSeven talksabout how dumbexmos are andhow we're badpeople on theinsideCallbackto ThinkCelestialOaks isclearlyrunningthe showMultipledirect shout-outs to Africaand LatinAmericaBednar saysmissions aremandatorySuarezdelivers atalk aboutbodypositivityOne prayerlasts no lessthan fiveentireminutesOne talk abouthow people wholeave the churchare good peoplestill and deserverespectNelson bearstestimony essentiallyrepeating everythinghe said in the lastone bc none of usthought he wouldmake it this far, noteven himStill disappointedtrans people didn'tget a directshoutout last time,so hopefully thistime around?C'mon Oaks...Tons of newtempleannouncements,at least three ofwhich arecompletelyimpossible"The churchtotally isn'tpolitical, butthere are somepeople whowant to..."conjugation ofthe letter H as avowel (ANhelpmateinstead of Ahelpmate)"please don'tyell at uswhen wesustainourselves"Directreference to theex-ex-latter-day-saint articlein the DN lastweekRenlundspecificallysucks Oaks tocompletion rightthere on hisvelvet throneOne sessionfinishes up fifteenwhole minutesearly, and it's stillobvious they werepadding for time"CovenantPath"Gongknocks it outof the parkonce againHomophobiadisguised asa"clarification"of TFAPTTWRenewedfocus on theevils ofpornographyHEAVYemphasis onthe timelineof the TBMlifeAnothertalk abouttithingKirtlandTempleAcquisitionwas divinelyinspiredTalk from thenew apostlethat replacedBallard focuseson the BibleHollandback withavengeanceOne horrificunintentionalsexualinnuendoTalk introducingyounger LDSpeople to basicEaster-termsfrom mainstreamChristianityNewcatchphrase hasalliteration bc"think celestial"only lasted like aweekSeven talksabout how dumbexmos are andhow we're badpeople on theinsideCallbackto ThinkCelestialOaks isclearlyrunningthe showMultipledirect shout-outs to Africaand LatinAmericaBednar saysmissions aremandatorySuarezdelivers atalk aboutbodypositivityOne prayerlasts no lessthan fiveentireminutesOne talk abouthow people wholeave the churchare good peoplestill and deserverespectNelson bearstestimony essentiallyrepeating everythinghe said in the lastone bc none of usthought he wouldmake it this far, noteven himStill disappointedtrans people didn'tget a directshoutout last time,so hopefully thistime around?C'mon Oaks...Tons of newtempleannouncements,at least three ofwhich arecompletelyimpossible"The churchtotally isn'tpolitical, butthere are somepeople whowant to..."conjugation ofthe letter H as avowel (ANhelpmateinstead of Ahelpmate)"please don'tyell at uswhen wesustainourselves"Directreference to theex-ex-latter-day-saint articlein the DN lastweekRenlundspecificallysucks Oaks tocompletion rightthere on hisvelvet throne

GenCon24: The Reckoning - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. One session finishes up fifteen whole minutes early, and it's still obvious they were padding for time
  2. "Covenant Path"
  3. Gong knocks it out of the park once again
  4. Homophobia disguised as a "clarification" of TFAPTTW
  5. Renewed focus on the evils of pornography
  6. HEAVY emphasis on the timeline of the TBM life
  7. Another talk about tithing
  8. Kirtland Temple Acquisition was divinely inspired
  9. Talk from the new apostle that replaced Ballard focuses on the Bible
  10. Holland back with a vengeance
  11. One horrific unintentional sexual innuendo
  12. Talk introducing younger LDS people to basic Easter-terms from mainstream Christianity
  13. New catchphrase has alliteration bc "think celestial" only lasted like a week
  14. Seven talks about how dumb exmos are and how we're bad people on the inside
  15. Callback to Think Celestial
  16. Oaks is clearly running the show
  17. Multiple direct shout-outs to Africa and Latin America
  18. Bednar says missions are mandatory
  19. Suarez delivers a talk about body positivity
  20. One prayer lasts no less than five entire minutes
  21. One talk about how people who leave the church are good people still and deserve respect
  22. Nelson bears testimony essentially repeating everything he said in the last one bc none of us thought he would make it this far, not even him
  23. Still disappointed trans people didn't get a direct shoutout last time, so hopefully this time around? C'mon Oaks...
  24. Tons of new temple announcements, at least three of which are completely impossible
  25. "The church totally isn't political, but there are some people who want to..."
  26. conjugation of the letter H as a vowel (AN helpmate instead of A helpmate)
  27. "please don't yell at us when we sustain ourselves"
  28. Direct reference to the ex-ex-latter-day-saint article in the DN last week
  29. Renlund specifically sucks Oaks to completion right there on his velvet throne