My life (TM)

My life (TM) Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 48 words: Limited mileage, forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo), Family tries to stop you from getting a job, You can actually go places but dad is annoying, "social security", Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted, dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes, ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie, mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested, ^ or fully stop you, mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow, Plants a tracker on the car, looks up all my friends and talks about them, not allowed to go out w friends, ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues., mom plays bad cop then good cop, always have to say where you're going, Mom has 1 maniac episode, dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment, dad talks to me and apologizes, mom brings up divorce again, suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly, Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests, Dad ends up giving me his bank account, ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused, mom brings me out of therapy (somehow), mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house, "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today.", ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him", Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme, Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist, "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :), ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him, "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS.", I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved, Mom ends up going to therapy, You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison, Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in, Mom gets another law entirely wrong, ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong, I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young, Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date, Can't go out with black friends, ^ or just crash the car, Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back, Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same, One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor and ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off.

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