Mom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backnotallowed togo out wfriends"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)"socialsecurity"Mom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ or fullystopyouI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungMom has1 maniacepisodeDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe sameYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettested^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a date^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedPlants atracker onthe carCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome insuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyMomends upgoing totherapyMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestslooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)Limitedmileagedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)dad talksto me andapologizes^ or justcrashthe car"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Mom getsanother lawentirelywrongYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprison^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liemombrings updivorceagaindad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizes^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.One of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminoralways haveto saywhereyou're goingDad endsup givingme his bankaccount^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all off^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongCan't goout withblackfriends"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."mom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe housemomplays badcop thengood copMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backnotallowed togo out wfriends"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)"socialsecurity"Mom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ or fullystopyouI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungMom has1 maniacepisodeDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe sameYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettested^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a date^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedPlants atracker onthe carCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome insuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyMomends upgoing totherapyMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestslooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)Limitedmileagedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)dad talksto me andapologizes^ or justcrashthe car"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Mom getsanother lawentirelywrongYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprison^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liemombrings updivorceagaindad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizes^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.One of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminoralways haveto saywhereyou're goingDad endsup givingme his bankaccount^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all off^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongCan't goout withblackfriends"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."mom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe housemomplays badcop thengood cop

My life (TM) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back
  2. not allowed to go out w friends
  3. "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :)
  4. "social security"
  5. Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist
  6. Family tries to stop you from getting a job
  7. Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme
  8. ^ or fully stop you
  9. I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young
  10. Mom has 1 maniac episode
  11. Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same
  12. You can actually go places but dad is annoying
  13. mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested
  14. ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him
  15. Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date
  16. ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him"
  17. ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused
  18. I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved
  19. Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted
  20. Plants a tracker on the car
  21. Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in
  22. suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly
  23. Mom ends up going to therapy
  24. Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests
  25. looks up all my friends and talks about them
  26. mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow
  27. mom brings me out of therapy (somehow)
  28. Limited mileage
  29. dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment
  30. forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo)
  31. dad talks to me and apologizes
  32. ^ or just crash the car
  33. "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS."
  34. Mom gets another law entirely wrong
  35. You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison
  36. ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie
  37. mom brings up divorce again
  38. dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes
  39. ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues.
  40. One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor
  41. always have to say where you're going
  42. Dad ends up giving me his bank account
  43. ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off
  44. ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong
  45. Can't go out with black friends
  46. "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today."
  47. mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house
  48. mom plays bad cop then good cop