"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."I get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liesuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyMomends upgoing totherapyFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMom takes3 days tosee jobaccepted^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.Plants atracker onthe carMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backDad endsup givingme his bankaccountmomplays badcop thengood copYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisondad talksto me andapologizesmombrings updivorceagainMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggests^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongLimitedmileageforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)^ or fullystopyouI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedCan't goout withblackfriends^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Companywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehow"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Dads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was aschemelooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themMom has1 maniacepisode^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house"socialsecurity"You canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingdad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentMom getsanother lawentirelywrongDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe samealways haveto saywhereyou're going^ or justcrashthe carmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettested"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)dad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistnotallowed togo out wfriends"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."I get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liesuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyMomends upgoing totherapyFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMom takes3 days tosee jobaccepted^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.Plants atracker onthe carMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backDad endsup givingme his bankaccountmomplays badcop thengood copYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisondad talksto me andapologizesmombrings updivorceagainMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggests^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongLimitedmileageforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)^ or fullystopyouI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedCan't goout withblackfriends^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Companywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehow"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Dads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was aschemelooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themMom has1 maniacepisode^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house"socialsecurity"You canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingdad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentMom getsanother lawentirelywrongDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe samealways haveto saywhereyou're going^ or justcrashthe carmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettested"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)dad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistnotallowed togo out wfriends

My life (TM) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today."
  2. I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young
  3. mom brings me out of therapy (somehow)
  4. ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie
  5. suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly
  6. Mom ends up going to therapy
  7. Family tries to stop you from getting a job
  8. Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date
  9. Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted
  10. ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues.
  11. Plants a tracker on the car
  12. Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back
  13. Dad ends up giving me his bank account
  14. mom plays bad cop then good cop
  15. You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison
  16. dad talks to me and apologizes
  17. mom brings up divorce again
  18. Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests
  19. ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong
  20. Limited mileage
  21. forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo)
  22. ^ or fully stop you
  23. I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved
  24. Can't go out with black friends
  25. ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off
  26. One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor
  27. ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him"
  28. Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in
  29. ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused
  30. mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow
  31. "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS."
  32. Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme
  33. looks up all my friends and talks about them
  34. Mom has 1 maniac episode
  35. ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him
  36. mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house
  37. "social security"
  38. You can actually go places but dad is annoying
  39. dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment
  40. Mom gets another law entirely wrong
  41. Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same
  42. always have to say where you're going
  43. ^ or just crash the car
  44. mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested
  45. "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :)
  46. dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes
  47. Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist
  48. not allowed to go out w friends