"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)looks up allmy friendsand talksabout them^ or justcrashthe carCan't goout withblackfriendsYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonmombrings updivorceagainFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvednotallowed togo out wfriendsDad endsup givingme his bankaccountMom takes3 days tosee jobaccepted^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.I get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ or fullystopyou"socialsecurity"dad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acomment^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just lieMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapist"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Mom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsdad talksto me andapologizesmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe sameOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminorMom has1 maniacepisodesuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)Mom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be back"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."mom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)LimitedmileageMom getsanother lawentirelywrongmomplays badcop thengood cop^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehim^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offalways haveto saywhereyou're goingmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome indad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingPlants atracker onthe carMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMomends upgoing totherapy^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfused"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)looks up allmy friendsand talksabout them^ or justcrashthe carCan't goout withblackfriendsYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonmombrings updivorceagainFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvednotallowed togo out wfriendsDad endsup givingme his bankaccountMom takes3 days tosee jobaccepted^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.I get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ or fullystopyou"socialsecurity"dad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acomment^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just lieMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapist"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Mom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsdad talksto me andapologizesmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe sameOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminorMom has1 maniacepisodesuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)Mom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be back"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."mom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)LimitedmileageMom getsanother lawentirelywrongmomplays badcop thengood cop^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehim^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offalways haveto saywhereyou're goingmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome indad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingPlants atracker onthe carMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMomends upgoing totherapy^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfused

My life (TM) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :)
  2. looks up all my friends and talks about them
  3. ^ or just crash the car
  4. Can't go out with black friends
  5. You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison
  6. mom brings up divorce again
  7. Family tries to stop you from getting a job
  8. I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved
  9. not allowed to go out w friends
  10. Dad ends up giving me his bank account
  11. Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted
  12. ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues.
  13. I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young
  14. Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme
  15. ^ or fully stop you
  16. "social security"
  17. dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment
  18. ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie
  19. Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist
  20. "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today."
  21. ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him"
  22. Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests
  23. dad talks to me and apologizes
  24. mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house
  25. ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong
  26. Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same
  27. One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor
  28. Mom has 1 maniac episode
  29. suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly
  30. forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo)
  31. Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back
  32. "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS."
  33. mom brings me out of therapy (somehow)
  34. Limited mileage
  35. Mom gets another law entirely wrong
  36. mom plays bad cop then good cop
  37. ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him
  38. ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off
  39. always have to say where you're going
  40. mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested
  41. mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow
  42. Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in
  43. dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes
  44. You can actually go places but dad is annoying
  45. Plants a tracker on the car
  46. Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date
  47. Mom ends up going to therapy
  48. ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused