Mom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehownotallowed togo out wfriendsDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe samedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acomment^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in"socialsecurity"Momends upgoing totherapy^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)LimitedmileageMom getsanother lawentirelywrongmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)^ or justcrashthe carlooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedCan't goout withblackfriends^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all off^ or fullystopyoumomplays badcop thengood copsuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapist"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"mom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."Plants atracker onthe carmombrings updivorceagainMom has1 maniacepisode^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.dad talksto me andapologizesOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)Dads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just lie^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongdad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesalways haveto saywhereyou're goingDad endsup givingme his bankaccountMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehownotallowed togo out wfriendsDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe samedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acomment^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfusedFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga jobYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in"socialsecurity"Momends upgoing totherapy^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehimMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)LimitedmileageMom getsanother lawentirelywrongmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)^ or justcrashthe carlooks up allmy friendsand talksabout themMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolvedCan't goout withblackfriends^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all off^ or fullystopyoumomplays badcop thengood copsuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorlyYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedMom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapist"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"mom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe house"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."Plants atracker onthe carmombrings updivorceagainMom has1 maniacepisode^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.dad talksto me andapologizesOne of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)Dads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just lie^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongdad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesalways haveto saywhereyou're goingDad endsup givingme his bankaccount

My life (TM) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back
  2. mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow
  3. not allowed to go out w friends
  4. Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same
  5. dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment
  6. ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused
  7. Family tries to stop you from getting a job
  8. You can actually go places but dad is annoying
  9. Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in
  10. "social security"
  11. Mom ends up going to therapy
  12. ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him
  13. Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted
  14. I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young
  15. forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo)
  16. Limited mileage
  17. Mom gets another law entirely wrong
  18. mom brings me out of therapy (somehow)
  19. ^ or just crash the car
  20. looks up all my friends and talks about them
  21. Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests
  22. Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date
  23. I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved
  24. Can't go out with black friends
  25. ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off
  26. ^ or fully stop you
  27. mom plays bad cop then good cop
  28. suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly
  29. You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison
  30. mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested
  31. Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist
  32. "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS."
  33. ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him"
  34. mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house
  35. "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today."
  36. Plants a tracker on the car
  37. mom brings up divorce again
  38. Mom has 1 maniac episode
  39. ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues.
  40. dad talks to me and apologizes
  41. One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor
  42. "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :)
  43. Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme
  44. ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie
  45. ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong
  46. dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes
  47. always have to say where you're going
  48. Dad ends up giving me his bank account