"socialsecurity"Mom has1 maniacepisodedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentalways haveto saywhereyou're goingmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)One of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfused^ or fullystopyousuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorly"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."^ or justcrashthe car^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe houseMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)Mom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingmombrings updivorceagainforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)looks up allmy friendsand talksabout themDad endsup givingme his bankaccountdad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liemomplays badcop thengood copnotallowed togo out wfriendsI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolved^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehim^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe same"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Limitedmileagedad talksto me andapologizesFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga job^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Mom getsanother lawentirelywrongYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backPlants atracker onthe carMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMomends upgoing totherapyCan't goout withblackfriends"socialsecurity"Mom has1 maniacepisodedad keepsbeing nicebut slips upwith acommentalways haveto saywhereyou're goingmom bringsme out oftherapy(somehow)One of thestaff getsbusted forsoliciting aminor^ Goodending: Heapologizesand we'reconfused^ or fullystopyousuggestionofdiagnosisgoes poorly"I had 3more panicattacksbecause ofyou today."^ or justcrashthe car^ The nextday it goesterriblywrongmom rehearsesThe PanicAttack and herwheezing fillsthe houseMom isactually heldby legal law todo everythingdad suggestsmom takesextremelylong to takeu to gettestedI get 3 gfsand momtells me I'mstill tooyoungDads nextvideo is "Howto bribe yourdaughters" andit was ascheme"You're nottalking aboutme right, tothetherapist?" :)Mom tries tofind outwhat i toldthe therapistMom takes3 days tosee jobacceptedmom getsmad that youcan go outnowsomehowYou canactually goplaces butdad isannoyingmombrings updivorceagainforced to getjobextremelyclose (justfree bingo)looks up allmy friendsand talksabout themDad endsup givingme his bankaccountdad keepsbuying methings, neverdirectlyapologizesCompanywonders whenthe millions andmillions ofdollars is gonnacome in^ Dadfinds out.Havocensues.^ mom tellsyou you cango out as faras u wantand just liemomplays badcop thengood copnotallowed togo out wfriendsI say thewrong thingand CPS isinvolved^^ I'mdelightedand forgivehim^^^<< Otherending: He tellsme to bring mehis earringsback and flipsus all offDad weirdlyapologizesand he's stillthe same"Guys. Guys.Did you hearthat *PANICATTACK* Ihad. GUYS."Limitedmileagedad talksto me andapologizesFamily triesto stop youfrom gettinga job^ 5 secslater: "I'm notgonna listento him"Mom getsanother lawentirelywrongYou hit afamily of 5and spendlife in federalprisonMom calls thepolice 3minutes after Iwas supposedto be backPlants atracker onthe carMom keepsnumbers onall the menand sets meup with a dateMomends upgoing totherapyCan't goout withblackfriends

My life (TM) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "social security"
  2. Mom has 1 maniac episode
  3. dad keeps being nice but slips up with a comment
  4. always have to say where you're going
  5. mom brings me out of therapy (somehow)
  6. One of the staff gets busted for soliciting a minor
  7. ^ Good ending: He apologizes and we're confused
  8. ^ or fully stop you
  9. suggestion of diagnosis goes poorly
  10. "I had 3 more panic attacks because of you today."
  11. ^ or just crash the car
  12. ^ The next day it goes terribly wrong
  13. mom rehearses The Panic Attack and her wheezing fills the house
  14. Mom is actually held by legal law to do everything dad suggests
  15. mom takes extremely long to take u to get tested
  16. I get 3 gfs and mom tells me I'm still too young
  17. Dads next video is "How to bribe your daughters" and it was a scheme
  18. "You're not talking about me right, to the therapist?" :)
  19. Mom tries to find out what i told the therapist
  20. Mom takes 3 days to see job accepted
  21. mom gets mad that you can go out now somehow
  22. You can actually go places but dad is annoying
  23. mom brings up divorce again
  24. forced to get job extremely close (just free bingo)
  25. looks up all my friends and talks about them
  26. Dad ends up giving me his bank account
  27. dad keeps buying me things, never directly apologizes
  28. Company wonders when the millions and millions of dollars is gonna come in
  29. ^ Dad finds out. Havoc ensues.
  30. ^ mom tells you you can go out as far as u want and just lie
  31. mom plays bad cop then good cop
  32. not allowed to go out w friends
  33. I say the wrong thing and CPS is involved
  34. ^^ I'm delighted and forgive him
  35. ^^^<< Other ending: He tells me to bring me his earrings back and flips us all off
  36. Dad weirdly apologizes and he's still the same
  37. "Guys. Guys. Did you hear that *PANIC ATTACK* I had. GUYS."
  38. Limited mileage
  39. dad talks to me and apologizes
  40. Family tries to stop you from getting a job
  41. ^ 5 secs later: "I'm not gonna listen to him"
  42. Mom gets another law entirely wrong
  43. You hit a family of 5 and spend life in federal prison
  44. Mom calls the police 3 minutes after I was supposed to be back
  45. Plants a tracker on the car
  46. Mom keeps numbers on all the men and sets me up with a date
  47. Mom ends up going to therapy
  48. Can't go out with black friends