Silly Jokes

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This bingo card has a free space and 34 words: Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow., I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it., I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize., I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust., What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad., I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet., Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion., How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles., Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep., I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses., How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push., What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”, Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense., Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something., I had a taser once. It was stunning., Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot., I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy., I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it., I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright., I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me., I don't trust trees. They're shady., Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda., I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap., Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing., I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any., I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down., What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me.", What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs., Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal., Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around., How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine., Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day., Can February March? No, but April May. and How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut..

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