How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  2. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  3. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  4. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  5. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  6. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  7. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  8. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  9. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  10. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  11. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  12. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  13. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  14. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  15. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  16. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  17. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  18. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  19. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  20. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  21. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  22. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  23. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  24. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  25. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  26. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  27. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  28. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  29. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  30. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  31. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  32. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  33. Can February March? No, but April May.
  34. I don't trust trees. They're shady.