What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  2. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  3. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  4. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  5. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  6. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  7. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  8. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  9. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  10. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  11. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  12. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  13. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  15. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  16. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  17. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  18. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  19. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  20. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  21. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  22. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  23. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  24. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  25. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  26. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  27. Can February March? No, but April May.
  28. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  29. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  30. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  31. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  32. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  33. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  34. I had a taser once. It was stunning.