Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  2. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  3. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  4. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  5. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  6. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  7. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  8. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  9. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  10. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  11. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  12. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  13. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  14. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  15. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  16. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  17. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  18. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  19. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  20. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  21. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  22. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  23. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  24. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  25. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  26. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  27. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  28. Can February March? No, but April May.
  29. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  30. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  31. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  32. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  33. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  34. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.