Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  2. Can February March? No, but April May.
  3. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  4. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  5. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  6. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  7. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  8. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  9. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  10. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  11. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  12. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  13. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  14. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  15. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  16. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  17. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  18. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  19. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  20. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  21. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  22. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  23. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  24. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  25. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  26. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  27. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  28. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  29. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  30. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  31. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  32. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  33. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  34. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.