I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  2. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  3. Can February March? No, but April May.
  4. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  5. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  6. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  7. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  8. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  9. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  10. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  11. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  12. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  13. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  14. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  15. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  16. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  17. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  18. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  19. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  20. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  21. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  22. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  23. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  24. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  25. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  26. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  27. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  28. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  29. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  30. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  31. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  32. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  33. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  34. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.