I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  2. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  3. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  4. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  5. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  6. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  7. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  8. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  9. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  10. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  11. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  12. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  13. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  14. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  15. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  16. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  17. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  18. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  19. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  20. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  21. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  22. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  23. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  24. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  25. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  26. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  27. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  28. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  29. Can February March? No, but April May.
  30. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  31. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  32. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  33. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  34. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.