I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  2. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  3. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  4. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  5. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  6. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  7. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  8. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  9. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  10. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  11. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  12. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  13. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  14. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  15. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  16. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  17. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  18. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  19. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  20. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  21. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  22. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  23. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  24. Can February March? No, but April May.
  25. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  26. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  27. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  28. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  29. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  30. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  31. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  32. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  33. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  34. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.