I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  2. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  3. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  4. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  5. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  6. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  7. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  8. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  9. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  10. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  11. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  12. Can February March? No, but April May.
  13. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  14. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  15. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  16. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  17. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  18. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  19. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  20. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  21. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  22. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  23. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  24. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  25. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  26. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  27. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  28. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  29. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  30. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  31. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  32. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  33. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  34. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.