clowntown bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: being asked if the glitter between my eyes is a stud/piercing and if it hurt getting it done, getting two (2) parking citations within the same week, getting complimented on my b**bs at front desk, unprompted, getting hit on at 1am and then when it got weird when security came out said person said "here let me send you a link to my book: From Hood to Man", writes a novel of a guarantor note for no reason at all, "infectious smile" or looking "doggone dead" no inbetween, getting asked if im married while TRYING to register, somehow managing to lose 1/2 of an earring while out to breakfast with third shift, sober, parents of a patient trying to set me up with their son during registration, THE movie girl with recommendations on standby, embarrassingly opening a credit card JUST to pay hospital bill/school necessities/clinicals, being besties with the paramedics, nurses, and pcts, being one of the few people from my department invited to outings with the nurses, getting so intoxicated at brunch with third shift i forgot what types of eggs could even be cooked, being a menace to management in my own department :), "a pleasure to work with", then jokes about a comically large anvil falling on top of me, "boots", threatening to pull hair due to issues with PACU and then postponing once issues are resolved, biggby in hand (no coffee), #1 over apologetic employee on this floor, walks and talks as if im running like a chicken with my head cut off, "its like you live here" and never beating the "hey i know you from somewhere" allegations.

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