Dystopia Bingo 2025

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This bingo card has a free space and 148 words: "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",, "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",, "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",, "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",, "Mars colony sends first meme back.",, "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",, "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",, "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",, "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",, "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",, "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",, "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",, "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",, "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",, "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",, "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",, "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",, "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",, "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",, "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",, "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",, "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",, "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",, "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",, "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",, "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",, "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",, "Cows form union for better field conditions.",, "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",, "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",, "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",, "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",, "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",, "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",, "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",, "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",, "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",, "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",, "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",, "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",, "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",, "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",, "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",, "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",, "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",, "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",, "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",, "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas.", Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”, Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta, Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest, Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission, Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks, Putin appears on Dancing With Stars, Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes, Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again), NASA confirms moon filled with cheese, Kanye West opens church on Mars, Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay, Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city, Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas, Supreme Court rules cats are citizens, Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians, North Korea bans color blue nationwide, Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada, Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie, Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza, CDC recommends hugging goats for health, Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse, Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns, China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover, Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles, Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake, AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry, Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser, Alex Jones arrested for moon landing, Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design, Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel, Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit, Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat, Texas secedes, joins NATO instead, Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts, Swedish cows break world escape record, Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”, Trump declares war on New Jersey, Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s, NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe, Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane, Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel, Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band, US Mint issues glittery $3 bill, Trump builds golden hotel on Moon, Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize, Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat, Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty, US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses, Florida bans clouds for hurricane season, Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO, Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay, Israel elects AI chatbot as president, Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”, Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers, UN declares pizza a global currency, NATO accepts Antarctica as member state, China bans exports of sarcasm globally, Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit, Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays, Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band, Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort, India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty, Iran blames inflation on Western emojis, World leaders compete in Mario Kart, Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server, North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week, Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill, Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference, UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos, China claims moon in surprise TikTok, UN holds peace talks inside IKEA, Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs, Global summit held entirely on Discord, Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets, Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy, Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator, Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland, Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”, Putin wins judo match against robot, Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team, France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again, Global South forms anti-G7 boy band, NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks, Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20, Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location, Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan, Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village, EU mandates nap time in parliament, Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears, Israel legalizes teleportation for military use, US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke, Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet, Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”, UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes, Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones, Putin records EDM album for diplomacy, Yemen declares national llama appreciation day, Australia trades uranium for French cheese, Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica and North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls.

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