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apppredicts dailyweatherbased onmood.","Ghostsdemand rentfrom hauntedhouseowners.",TrumpdeclaresFloridaindependent“Trump Nation”Putin winsjudo matchagainstrobotGermanymandateslederhosenin parliamentFridaysYemendeclaresnational llamaappreciationday"Fake moonlandingfootageaccidentallyaired again.",Pope live-streamsFortnitetournamentfundraiserChinaclaims moonin surpriseTikTokJeff BezosbuildsunderwaterAmazon cityStormyDanielselectedMayor ofVegasBeyoncébuys entireisland ofMaltaAustraliatradesuranium forFrenchcheese"Smart sofasrefuse to getup, startrebellion.",KimKardashianwins NobelPeace Prize"Giant flyingpineapplelands inLondon’sTower Hill.",Ukrainereplacestanks withtrained bearsBernieSandersstarts punkrock bandIran blamesinflation onWesternemojis"Mars colonysends firstmemeback.",CanadamistakenlyinvadesWisconsinduring drillTexassecedes,joins NATOinstead"Nucleartoastercausesnationwidepanic.",Switzerlandvotes toinvadeLiechtenstein“for fun”Worldleaderscompete inMario KartPolandbans Excelafter 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Dystopia Bingo 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
  2. Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
  3. UN declares pizza a global currency
  4. Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
  5. Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
  6. "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
  7. "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
  8. "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
  9. Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
  10. Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
  11. UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
  12. "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
  13. US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
  14. Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
  15. Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
  16. North Korea bans color blue nationwide
  17. "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
  18. US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke
  19. "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
  20. Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
  21. Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
  22. "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
  23. Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
  24. Israel elects AI chatbot as president
  25. France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
  26. Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
  27. Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
  28. Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
  29. "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
  30. "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
  31. "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
  32. "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
  33. "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
  34. Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
  35. Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
  36. "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
  37. "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
  38. CDC recommends hugging goats for health
  39. "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
  40. Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
  41. "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
  42. "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
  43. NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
  44. Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
  45. Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
  46. "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
  47. "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
  48. EU mandates nap time in parliament
  49. "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
  50. Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
  51. NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
  52. Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
  53. North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
  54. Kanye West opens church on Mars
  55. "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
  56. "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
  57. "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
  58. Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
  59. Putin wins judo match against robot
  60. Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
  61. Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
  62. "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
  63. Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
  64. China claims moon in surprise TikTok
  65. Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
  66. Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
  67. Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
  68. Australia trades uranium for French cheese
  69. "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
  70. Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize
  71. "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
  72. Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
  73. Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
  74. Iran blames inflation on Western emojis
  75. "Mars colony sends first meme back.",
  76. Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
  77. Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
  78. "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
  79. Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
  80. World leaders compete in Mario Kart
  81. Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
  82. Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
  83. NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
  84. "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
  85. Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
  86. "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
  87. "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
  88. Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
  89. "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
  90. Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
  91. Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
  92. India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
  93. Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
  94. Swedish cows break world escape record
  95. UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
  96. "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
  97. Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
  98. Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
  99. Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
  100. "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
  101. Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
  102. China bans exports of sarcasm globally
  103. UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
  104. Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
  105. Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
  106. Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
  107. Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
  108. Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza
  109. "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
  110. AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
  111. Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
  112. "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
  113. Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
  114. "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
  115. "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
  116. Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
  117. "Cows form union for better field conditions.",
  118. NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
  119. "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
  120. Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
  121. Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
  122. "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
  123. Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
  124. "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
  125. Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
  126. "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
  127. Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
  128. Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
  129. "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
  130. Global summit held entirely on Discord
  131. Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
  132. "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
  133. North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
  134. Trump declares war on New Jersey
  135. China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
  136. Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
  137. Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
  138. "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
  139. Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
  140. Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
  141. "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
  142. Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
  143. Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
  144. Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
  145. Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
  146. US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
  147. "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
  148. Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference