Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun” "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.", Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat EU mandates nap time in parliament Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets UN declares pizza a global currency "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.", Putin opens McDonald’s- themed peace summit "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.", Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.", Australia trades uranium for French cheese "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.", Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.", "Nuclear- powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.", Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza Pope live- streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser Rudy Giuliani opens vampire- themed steakhouse China launches TikTok- controlled moon rover China claims moon in surprise TikTok "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.", Global South forms anti-G7 boy band Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.", China bans exports of sarcasm globally Supreme Court rules cats are citizens Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.", Trump declares war on New Jersey Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again) Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference World leaders compete in Mario Kart France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.", NATO accepts Antarctica as member state Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas." Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.", "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.", Israel legalizes teleportation for military use "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.", UN holds peace talks inside IKEA "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.", "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.", Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.", "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.", Trump builds golden hotel on Moon Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.", "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.", "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.", US Mint issues glittery $3 bill "Mars colony sends first meme back.", CDC recommends hugging goats for health Alex Jones arrested for moon landing Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe "Vegans build vegan- only island, ban all burgers.", "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.", Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy Israel- Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!” "Cows form union for better field conditions.", NASA confirms moon filled with cheese Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.", Swedish cows break world escape record "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.", Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones Iran blames inflation on Western emojis "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.", "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.", India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.", Putin records EDM album for diplomacy Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.", AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry Taylor Swift mediates Israel- Palestine talks "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.", Israel elects AI chatbot as president "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.", "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.", Poland bans Excel after “data trauma” Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.", NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.", US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls Elon Musk proposes Mars- Israel peace plan "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.", Florida bans clouds for hurricane season "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.", Putin wins judo match against robot Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet Texas secedes, joins NATO instead Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.", "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.", Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears Putin appears on Dancing With Stars Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta Yemen declares national llama appreciation day Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s Kanye West opens church on Mars Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation” Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day” Global summit held entirely on Discord "Lizard people announce new government in secret.", "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.", Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.", "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.", Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20 "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.", "Cats demand equal rights in human government.", "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.", Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica North Korea bans color blue nationwide Elon Musk launches Dogecoin- only Mars mission Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun” "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.", Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat EU mandates nap time in parliament Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets UN declares pizza a global currency "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.", Putin opens McDonald’s- themed peace summit "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.", Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.", Australia trades uranium for French cheese "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.", Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.", "Nuclear- powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.", Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza Pope live- streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser Rudy Giuliani opens vampire- themed steakhouse China launches TikTok- controlled moon rover China claims moon in surprise TikTok "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.", Global South forms anti-G7 boy band Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.", China bans exports of sarcasm globally Supreme Court rules cats are citizens Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.", Trump declares war on New Jersey Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again) Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference World leaders compete in Mario Kart France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.", NATO accepts Antarctica as member state Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas." Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.", "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.", Israel legalizes teleportation for military use "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.", UN holds peace talks inside IKEA "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.", "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.", Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.", "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.", Trump builds golden hotel on Moon Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.", "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.", "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.", US Mint issues glittery $3 bill "Mars colony sends first meme back.", CDC recommends hugging goats for health Alex Jones arrested for moon landing Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe "Vegans build vegan- only island, ban all burgers.", "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.", Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy Israel- Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!” "Cows form union for better field conditions.", NASA confirms moon filled with cheese Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.", Swedish cows break world escape record "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.", Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones Iran blames inflation on Western emojis "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.", "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.", India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.", Putin records EDM album for diplomacy Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.", AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry Taylor Swift mediates Israel- Palestine talks "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.", Israel elects AI chatbot as president "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.", "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.", Poland bans Excel after “data trauma” Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.", NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.", US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls Elon Musk proposes Mars- Israel peace plan "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.", Florida bans clouds for hurricane season "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.", Putin wins judo match against robot Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet Texas secedes, joins NATO instead Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.", "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.", Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears Putin appears on Dancing With Stars Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta Yemen declares national llama appreciation day Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s Kanye West opens church on Mars Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation” Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day” Global summit held entirely on Discord "Lizard people announce new government in secret.", "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.", Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.", "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.", Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20 "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.", "Cats demand equal rights in human government.", "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.", Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica North Korea bans color blue nationwide Elon Musk launches Dogecoin- only Mars mission
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Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
"Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
EU mandates nap time in parliament
Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
UN declares pizza a global currency
"Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
"Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
"Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
Australia trades uranium for French cheese
"Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
"Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
"Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza
Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
China claims moon in surprise TikTok
"Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
"Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
China bans exports of sarcasm globally
Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
"Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
Trump declares war on New Jersey
Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference
World leaders compete in Mario Kart
France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
"Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
"Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
"Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
"Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
"Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
"Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
"Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize
"Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
"Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
"Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
"Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
"Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
"Mars colony sends first meme back.",
CDC recommends hugging goats for health
Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
"Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
"Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
"Cows form union for better field conditions.",
NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
"Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
Swedish cows break world escape record
"Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
Iran blames inflation on Western emojis
"Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
"Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
"Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
"Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
"Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
Israel elects AI chatbot as president
"Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
"World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
"UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
"Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke
Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
"Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
"Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
Putin wins judo match against robot
Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
"Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
"Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
Kanye West opens church on Mars
Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
Global summit held entirely on Discord
"Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
"Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
"Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
"Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
"Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
"Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
"Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
North Korea bans color blue nationwide
Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
