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Dystopia Bingo 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
  2. Kanye West opens church on Mars
  3. Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
  4. Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
  5. Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
  6. Global summit held entirely on Discord
  7. Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
  8. AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
  9. "Cows form union for better field conditions.",
  10. Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
  11. Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
  12. "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
  13. "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
  14. "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
  15. Israel elects AI chatbot as president
  16. Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
  17. "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
  18. "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
  19. "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
  20. Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
  21. NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
  22. Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
  23. "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
  24. Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
  25. "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
  26. "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
  27. China claims moon in surprise TikTok
  28. UN declares pizza a global currency
  29. Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize
  30. Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
  31. US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
  32. NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
  33. Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
  34. Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
  35. "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
  36. World leaders compete in Mario Kart
  37. "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
  38. Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
  39. Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
  40. Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
  41. Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
  42. "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
  43. Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
  44. Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
  45. Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza
  46. UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
  47. Trump declares war on New Jersey
  48. Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
  49. Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
  50. Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
  51. Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
  52. "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
  53. North Korea bans color blue nationwide
  54. Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
  55. Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
  56. "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
  57. "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
  58. Iran blames inflation on Western emojis
  59. Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
  60. Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
  61. China bans exports of sarcasm globally
  62. "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
  63. "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
  64. "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
  65. Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
  66. Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
  67. North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
  68. Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
  69. Swedish cows break world escape record
  70. Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
  71. Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
  72. "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
  73. Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
  74. "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
  75. Australia trades uranium for French cheese
  76. Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
  77. Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
  78. Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
  79. "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
  80. Putin wins judo match against robot
  81. Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
  82. Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
  83. "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
  84. "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
  85. "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
  86. CDC recommends hugging goats for health
  87. "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
  88. India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
  89. Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
  90. "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
  91. "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
  92. Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
  93. NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
  94. "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
  95. North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
  96. Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
  97. "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
  98. Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
  99. Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference
  100. NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
  101. Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
  102. "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
  103. "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
  104. Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
  105. UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
  106. Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
  107. Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
  108. "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
  109. "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
  110. France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
  111. "Mars colony sends first meme back.",
  112. Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
  113. "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
  114. Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
  115. "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
  116. "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
  117. Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
  118. Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
  119. "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
  120. Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
  121. Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
  122. "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
  123. "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
  124. Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
  125. Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
  126. Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
  127. "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
  128. "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
  129. Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
  130. EU mandates nap time in parliament
  131. Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
  132. Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
  133. "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
  134. Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
  135. Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
  136. Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
  137. Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
  138. "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
  139. UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
  140. "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
  141. "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
  142. Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
  143. Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
  144. China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
  145. "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
  146. US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
  147. Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
  148. US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke