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Dystopia Bingo 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
  2. Swedish cows break world escape record
  3. Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
  4. Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
  5. Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
  6. Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
  7. "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
  8. Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
  9. North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
  10. Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
  11. China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
  12. "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
  13. Israel elects AI chatbot as president
  14. Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
  15. Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
  16. Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
  17. NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
  18. "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
  19. Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
  20. "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
  21. Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
  22. "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
  23. "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
  24. NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
  25. "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
  26. "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
  27. Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
  28. "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
  29. Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
  30. Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
  31. Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
  32. Putin wins judo match against robot
  33. Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
  34. Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
  35. "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
  36. Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
  37. Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
  38. Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
  39. Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
  40. "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
  41. Kanye West opens church on Mars
  42. Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
  43. Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
  44. India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
  45. "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
  46. Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
  47. "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
  48. "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
  49. US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
  50. Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
  51. Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
  52. Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
  53. "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
  54. Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
  55. Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
  56. "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
  57. CDC recommends hugging goats for health
  58. "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
  59. Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
  60. Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
  61. Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
  62. Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
  63. Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
  64. "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
  65. China bans exports of sarcasm globally
  66. Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference
  67. "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
  68. Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
  69. UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
  70. Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
  71. "Mars colony sends first meme back.",
  72. NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
  73. UN declares pizza a global currency
  74. "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
  75. Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
  76. "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
  77. Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
  78. Australia trades uranium for French cheese
  79. EU mandates nap time in parliament
  80. Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
  81. Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
  82. Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
  83. "Cows form union for better field conditions.",
  84. "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
  85. "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
  86. "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
  87. "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
  88. "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
  89. Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
  90. US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke
  91. Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
  92. Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
  93. Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza
  94. North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
  95. Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
  96. "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
  97. Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
  98. World leaders compete in Mario Kart
  99. "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
  100. "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
  101. Global summit held entirely on Discord
  102. Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
  103. Trump declares war on New Jersey
  104. Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
  105. "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
  106. "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
  107. "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
  108. Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
  109. "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
  110. Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
  111. UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
  112. "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
  113. "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
  114. NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
  115. Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
  116. Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
  117. Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
  118. "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
  119. North Korea bans color blue nationwide
  120. US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
  121. Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
  122. Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
  123. Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
  124. Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
  125. Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
  126. "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
  127. "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
  128. UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
  129. Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
  130. "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
  131. "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
  132. "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
  133. Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
  134. "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
  135. Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
  136. Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
  137. AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
  138. Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize
  139. Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
  140. Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
  141. China claims moon in surprise TikTok
  142. "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
  143. "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
  144. Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
  145. "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
  146. Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
  147. France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
  148. Iran blames inflation on Western emojis