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Dystopia Bingo 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
  2. Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
  3. Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
  4. Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
  5. Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize
  6. "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
  7. "Mars colony sends first meme back.",
  8. Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
  9. Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
  10. Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
  11. China bans exports of sarcasm globally
  12. "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
  13. Iran blames inflation on Western emojis
  14. NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
  15. Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
  16. Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
  17. "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
  18. Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
  19. Trump declares war on New Jersey
  20. Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
  21. "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
  22. Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
  23. Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
  24. "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
  25. Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
  26. Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
  27. "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
  28. "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
  29. Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
  30. Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
  31. Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
  32. India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
  33. North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
  34. UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
  35. Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
  36. NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
  37. North Korea bans color blue nationwide
  38. "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
  39. "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
  40. Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
  41. "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
  42. Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
  43. Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
  44. Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
  45. Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
  46. "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
  47. Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
  48. "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
  49. EU mandates nap time in parliament
  50. Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
  51. "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
  52. Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
  53. "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
  54. UN declares pizza a global currency
  55. Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
  56. "Cows form union for better field conditions.",
  57. "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
  58. US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
  59. "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
  60. Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference
  61. Putin wins judo match against robot
  62. Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
  63. North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
  64. China claims moon in surprise TikTok
  65. Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
  66. Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
  67. "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
  68. Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
  69. NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
  70. World leaders compete in Mario Kart
  71. "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
  72. "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
  73. "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
  74. France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
  75. Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
  76. Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
  77. Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
  78. Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
  79. Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
  80. Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
  81. Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
  82. "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
  83. Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
  84. Kanye West opens church on Mars
  85. Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
  86. UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
  87. Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
  88. "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
  89. "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
  90. Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
  91. US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
  92. Australia trades uranium for French cheese
  93. China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
  94. Global summit held entirely on Discord
  95. Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
  96. "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
  97. Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
  98. "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
  99. "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
  100. Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
  101. Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
  102. Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
  103. "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
  104. US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke
  105. Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
  106. "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
  107. "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
  108. Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
  109. Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
  110. "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
  111. Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
  112. "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
  113. CDC recommends hugging goats for health
  114. "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
  115. Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
  116. "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
  117. "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
  118. Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
  119. Israel elects AI chatbot as president
  120. Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
  121. Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
  122. "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
  123. UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
  124. Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
  125. Swedish cows break world escape record
  126. "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
  127. NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
  128. Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
  129. "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
  130. "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
  131. Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
  132. Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
  133. Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
  134. "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
  135. "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
  136. "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
  137. "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
  138. Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
  139. "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
  140. Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
  141. "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
  142. AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
  143. Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
  144. Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
  145. "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
  146. "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
  147. Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
  148. Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza