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Dystopia Bingo 2025 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NASA confirms moon filled with cheese
  2. China bans exports of sarcasm globally
  3. US Mint issues glittery $3 bill
  4. Ukraine replaces tanks with trained bears
  5. Israeli PM replaced by Shakira impersonator
  6. Palestine recognized by Vatican City esports team
  7. China claims moon in surprise TikTok
  8. Israel-Palestine truce signed on Minecraft server
  9. "Vegans build vegan-only island, ban all burgers.",
  10. Zelensky moonwalks into NATO press conference
  11. "Smart sofas refuse to get up, start rebellion.",
  12. "Worldwide shortage of invisible ink causes chaos.",
  13. Netflix airs 24/7 Joe Rogan channel
  14. India launches “No Meetings Mondays” global treaty
  15. Wal-Mart recalls radioactive shrimp (again)
  16. "Hologram Elvis performs at Glastonbury Festival.",
  17. Congress renames Tuesday “Freedom Ham Day”
  18. Jeff Bezos builds underwater Amazon city
  19. "Penguins spotted taking over Miami Beach.",
  20. Pope live-streams Fortnite tournament fundraiser
  21. "Ghosts demand rent from haunted house owners.",
  22. Kanye West opens church on Mars
  23. Poland bans Excel after “data trauma”
  24. Putin opens McDonald’s-themed peace summit
  25. "Lizard people announce new government in secret.",
  26. Rudy Giuliani bitten by emotional support bat
  27. AI wins Pulitzer Prize for poetry
  28. Global summit held entirely on Discord
  29. "Cats demand equal rights in human government.",
  30. "Carrots start a protest for better soil treatment.",
  31. UK sells Buckingham Palace to Jeff Bezos
  32. North Korea joins Paris Fashion Week
  33. "Humans accidentally clone ancient woolly mammoth’s sweater.",
  34. "Dinosaur skeleton wallet stolen from museum.",
  35. Australia trades uranium for French cheese
  36. Saudi Arabia unveils floating desert embassy
  37. World leaders compete in Mario Kart
  38. Trump paints Mount Rushmore with Sharpie
  39. Taylor Swift mediates Israel-Palestine talks
  40. Greta Thunberg powers Iceland with frowns
  41. Ukraine trades Crimea for Black Sea resort
  42. Supreme Court rules cats are citizens
  43. "Fake news creates a new country in Africa.",
  44. Trump builds golden hotel on Moon
  45. Ukraine exports snowball weapons to Finland
  46. Ukraine sells captured tanks on eBay
  47. "Weather app predicts daily weather based on mood.",
  48. Stormy Daniels elected Mayor of Vegas
  49. Bernie Sanders starts punk rock band
  50. "Giant inflatable Godzilla sighted in Venice canals.",
  51. North Korea bans color blue nationwide
  52. "Secret underground city found inside Mount Everest.",
  53. Beyoncé buys entire island of Malta
  54. "Elon Musk announces AI pet dinosaur.",
  55. "Holographic pizza becomes the new currency.",
  56. "Bigfoot spotted grocery shopping in Ohio.",
  57. US-China tariff dispute ends in karaoke
  58. Zelensky stars in Broadway musical “Kyiv!”
  59. Oprah buys Twitter, bans all politicians
  60. Senate filibuster broken by kazoo protest
  61. Kamala Harris challenges Elon Musk to duel
  62. UN declares pizza a global currency
  63. "Mars colony sends first meme back.",
  64. Israel elects AI chatbot as president
  65. Elon Musk launches Dogecoin-only Mars mission
  66. France renames baguettes “freedom bread” again
  67. Switzerland votes to invade Liechtenstein “for fun”
  68. "Nuclear-powered bicycle races held in Switzerland.",
  69. "Trump starts reality TV, declares presidency.",
  70. Iran discovers oil under Starbucks location
  71. Trump auctions Oval Office on eBay
  72. "Self-driving cars unionize and demand rights.",
  73. "Aliens buy all Earth’s seaside properties.",
  74. North Korea offers peace for pizza rolls
  75. "Leprechauns organize worldwide treasure hunt.",
  76. "Secret society runs for local office on Mars.",
  77. "Martians open interplanetary yoga studio.",
  78. Zuckerberg unveils mind-reading Meta contacts
  79. NATO summit invaded by wild peacocks
  80. "Nuclear toaster causes nationwide panic.",
  81. "Rain of glitter prompts citywide celebration.",
  82. Iran blames inflation on Western emojis
  83. Canada mistakenly invades Wisconsin during drill
  84. Israel legalizes teleportation for military use
  85. "Cows form union for better field conditions.",
  86. "UFO claims diplomatic immunity from NASA.",
  87. EU mandates nap time in parliament
  88. "Subway stations renamed after famous memes.",
  89. Rudy Giuliani opens vampire-themed steakhouse
  90. Global trade rerouted through Amazon drones
  91. Trump declares war on New Jersey
  92. Putin wins judo match against robot
  93. "Aliens demand rights during UN meeting.",
  94. Russia accidentally sanctions itself, blames hackers
  95. Alex Jones arrested for moon landing
  96. Turkey pays EU in doner kebabs
  97. Trump claims Statue of Liberty is fake
  98. Elon Musk proposes Mars-Israel peace plan
  99. "Global cheese shortage triggers riot in France.",
  100. Swedish cows break world escape record
  101. "Panda protests for better bamboo rights.",
  102. "Fake viral meme causes stock market to crash.",
  103. "Olympic games hosted on a giant floating iceberg.",
  104. "Talking parrots run for mayor in Florida.",
  105. Texas secedes, joins NATO instead
  106. "Wizards compete in official spelling bee.",
  107. Dwayne Johnson becomes head of NATO
  108. CDC recommends hugging goats for health
  109. Dennis Rodman negotiates alien peace treaty
  110. "Fake moon landing footage accidentally aired again.",
  111. Russian oligarch buys entire Swiss village
  112. Lady Gaga knighted by King Charles
  113. Zelensky wins Nobel for sarcastic tweet
  114. Gaza ceasefire brokered by K-pop band
  115. NASA reveals Saturn smells like Axe
  116. Taylor Swift’s cat wins Senate seat
  117. "Weather forecast predicts raining chocolate chips.",
  118. Beyoncé replaces Lincoln on penny design
  119. UN sanctions Belarus for bad vibes
  120. Biden calls Merkel “Mom” in G20
  121. Global South forms anti-G7 boy band
  122. Florida bans clouds for hurricane season
  123. Congress debates outlawing pineapple on pizza
  124. UN holds peace talks inside IKEA
  125. Brazil builds jungle embassy in Antarctica
  126. Biden accidentally tweets nuclear launch codes
  127. Russia trades oil for Taylor Swift tickets
  128. Tom Hanks becomes King of Canada
  129. "Clouds form funny shapes causing traffic jams.",
  130. "Ancient aliens leave SOS sign in New Mexico desert.",
  131. "Dogs hold secret puppet show for humans.",
  132. Yemen declares national llama appreciation day
  133. "Oreos declare independence from Nabisco.",
  134. Trump declares Florida independent “Trump Nation”
  135. Jeff Goldblum discovers lost city under Arby’s
  136. Germany mandates lederhosen in parliament Fridays
  137. Trump pardons himself via skywriting plane
  138. "Time traveler forgets keys in 2024, causes chaos.",
  139. Trump wears Crocs to UN Summit
  140. China launches TikTok-controlled moon rover
  141. Putin records EDM album for diplomacy
  142. "World’s largest rubber duck declared a sovereign nation.",
  143. NATO accepts Antarctica as member state
  144. US-Mexico border replaced with bounce houses
  145. "Artificial sun created in basement in Texas."
  146. "Giant flying pineapple lands in London’s Tower Hill.",
  147. Putin appears on Dancing With Stars
  148. Kim Kardashian wins Nobel Peace Prize