Baby Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 32 words: when I was born, I was not placed into her mothers arms, but instead into a bag, I used to get in trouble for eating my aunt’s plants, My childhood nickname was Kichuri because that was my favorite food, When I was 3, I’d tell adults I could speak Spanish & then rattle off made-up words. Many believed me and told my mom how talented I was., My three older siblings taught me things I shouldn't have learned as a toddler...like how to insult people and what the F word was., When my parents first sent me to preschool, I didn’t know a single word of English, My first word was “happy”, As a baby, i would always open the dishwasher door and jump on it. I pretended it was a loading ramp for a space ship, I used to lock visitors in my basement as a toddler. I would wait for them to go downstairs while babysitting me, then lock the basement door behind them, I was born on my parents’ 6th wedding anniversary (March 20th), My first word was bingo, I genuinely believed the CGI dog in the live action Scooby Doo was a real dog that they somehow trained to talk and it blew my mind, once drank an entire box of capri sun pouches and barfed it all up on my dad after we ran over a large rattlesnake with a four wheeler, I didnt meet my brother until I was 3 years old and he was 5., When I first started to hop around I put my head through a glass pane of our coffee table. Had to get stitches on my eyebrow and dad made wooden panel replacements., This baby used to hide in the pantry to eat jars of butter dipped in maple syrup, My head size held a record at the hospital I was born at for 4 years, My first word was ‘choo-choo’, which for some reason I said in a very low, demonic voice, When I first saw snow I thought it was rice, I sang before i talked, I was named after a liquor because I was my parent's last shot at having a girl after having 5 boys, When I first started walking, I only walked on my tippy toes and continued until like elementary school, I always a gassy baby - and I always mean mugged everyone, After a failed attempt of climbing the Christmas tree when I was 2, my dad built and drilled a picket fence into our floors to go around the tree, When I was a child I went to Disney world and wanted to get a picture with Mickey Mouse but he ended up stepping on my foot and making me cry, I was a preemie but still weighed in at 7.4 pounds, My hair would change every summer and turn from brunette to blonde, I’ve had my family nickname since the day I was born… Oopie, I once walked my entire class out of the classroom during nap time without the teacher’s permission, I once got stung by a bee on my forehead, When we moved to America I stopped speaking for a year then started speaking English and Was afraid of vacuum cleaners.

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