When I firstsaw snow Ithought itwas riceI sangbefore italkedWasafraid ofvacuumcleanersI once walked myentire class out ofthe classroomduring nap timewithout theteacher’spermissionWhen I first startedwalking, I onlywalked on mytippy toes andcontinued until likeelementary schoolMy firstword wasbingoWhen myparents first sentme to preschool,I didn’t know asingle word ofEnglishAs a baby, i wouldalways open thedishwasher doorand jump on it. Ipretended it was aloading ramp for aspace shipI was apreemie butstill weighedin at 7.4poundsI used to getin trouble foreating myaunt’s plantsWhen I was 3, I’d telladults I could speakSpanish & then rattleoff made-up words.Many believed meand told my momhow talented I was.When I first started tohop around I put myhead through a glasspane of our coffeetable. Had to getstitches on myeyebrow and dadmade wooden panelreplacements.When I was a child Iwent to Disney worldand wanted to get apicture with MickeyMouse but he endedup stepping on myfoot and making mecryMy three oldersiblings taught methings I shouldn'thave learned as atoddler...like how toinsult people andwhat the F word was.My head sizeheld a recordat the hospitalI was born atfor 4 yearsMy childhoodnickname wasKichuribecause thatwas my favoritefoodI didnt meetmy brotheruntil I was 3years old andhe was 5.My hair wouldchange everysummer andturn frombrunette toblondeMy first wordwas ‘choo-choo’,which for somereason I said ina very low,demonic voiceI once gotstung by abee on myforeheadI was named aftera liquor because Iwas my parent'slast shot at havinga girl after having5 boysI’ve had myfamilynickname sincethe day I wasborn… OopieI genuinely believedthe CGI dog in thelive action ScoobyDoo was a real dogthat they somehowtrained to talk and itblew my mindAfter a failed attemptof climbing theChristmas tree whenI was 2, my dad builtand drilled a picketfence into our floorsto go around the treeThis baby usedto hide in thepantry to eatjars of butterdipped in maplesyrupI was born onmy parents’6th weddinganniversary(March 20th)when I wasborn, I was notplaced into hermothers arms,but instead intoa bagonce drank an entirebox of capri sunpouches and barfed itall up on my dad afterwe ran over a largerattlesnake with afour wheelerWhen we movedto America Istopped speakingfor a year thenstarted speakingEnglishMy firstword was“happy”I used to lock visitorsin my basement as atoddler. I would waitfor them to godownstairs whilebabysitting me, thenlock the basementdoor behind themI always agassy baby -and I alwaysmean muggedeveryoneWhen I firstsaw snow Ithought itwas riceI sangbefore italkedWasafraid ofvacuumcleanersI once walked myentire class out ofthe classroomduring nap timewithout theteacher’spermissionWhen I first startedwalking, I onlywalked on mytippy toes andcontinued until likeelementary schoolMy firstword wasbingoWhen myparents first sentme to preschool,I didn’t know asingle word ofEnglishAs a baby, i wouldalways open thedishwasher doorand jump on it. Ipretended it was aloading ramp for aspace shipI was apreemie butstill weighedin at 7.4poundsI used to getin trouble foreating myaunt’s plantsWhen I was 3, I’d telladults I could speakSpanish & then rattleoff made-up words.Many believed meand told my momhow talented I was.When I first started tohop around I put myhead through a glasspane of our coffeetable. Had to getstitches on myeyebrow and dadmade wooden panelreplacements.When I was a child Iwent to Disney worldand wanted to get apicture with MickeyMouse but he endedup stepping on myfoot and making mecryMy three oldersiblings taught methings I shouldn'thave learned as atoddler...like how toinsult people andwhat the F word was.My head sizeheld a recordat the hospitalI was born atfor 4 yearsMy childhoodnickname wasKichuribecause thatwas my favoritefoodI didnt meetmy brotheruntil I was 3years old andhe was 5.My hair wouldchange everysummer andturn frombrunette toblondeMy first wordwas ‘choo-choo’,which for somereason I said ina very low,demonic voiceI once gotstung by abee on myforeheadI was named aftera liquor because Iwas my parent'slast shot at havinga girl after having5 boysI’ve had myfamilynickname sincethe day I wasborn… OopieI genuinely believedthe CGI dog in thelive action ScoobyDoo was a real dogthat they somehowtrained to talk and itblew my mindAfter a failed attemptof climbing theChristmas tree whenI was 2, my dad builtand drilled a picketfence into our floorsto go around the treeThis baby usedto hide in thepantry to eatjars of butterdipped in maplesyrupI was born onmy parents’6th weddinganniversary(March 20th)when I wasborn, I was notplaced into hermothers arms,but instead intoa bagonce drank an entirebox of capri sunpouches and barfed itall up on my dad afterwe ran over a largerattlesnake with afour wheelerWhen we movedto America Istopped speakingfor a year thenstarted speakingEnglishMy firstword was“happy”I used to lock visitorsin my basement as atoddler. I would waitfor them to godownstairs whilebabysitting me, thenlock the basementdoor behind themI always agassy baby -and I alwaysmean muggedeveryone

Baby Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When I first saw snow I thought it was rice
  2. I sang before i talked
  3. Was afraid of vacuum cleaners
  4. I once walked my entire class out of the classroom during nap time without the teacher’s permission
  5. When I first started walking, I only walked on my tippy toes and continued until like elementary school
  6. My first word was bingo
  7. When my parents first sent me to preschool, I didn’t know a single word of English
  8. As a baby, i would always open the dishwasher door and jump on it. I pretended it was a loading ramp for a space ship
  9. I was a preemie but still weighed in at 7.4 pounds
  10. I used to get in trouble for eating my aunt’s plants
  11. When I was 3, I’d tell adults I could speak Spanish & then rattle off made-up words. Many believed me and told my mom how talented I was.
  12. When I first started to hop around I put my head through a glass pane of our coffee table. Had to get stitches on my eyebrow and dad made wooden panel replacements.
  13. When I was a child I went to Disney world and wanted to get a picture with Mickey Mouse but he ended up stepping on my foot and making me cry
  14. My three older siblings taught me things I shouldn't have learned as a toddler...like how to insult people and what the F word was.
  15. My head size held a record at the hospital I was born at for 4 years
  16. My childhood nickname was Kichuri because that was my favorite food
  17. I didnt meet my brother until I was 3 years old and he was 5.
  18. My hair would change every summer and turn from brunette to blonde
  19. My first word was ‘choo-choo’, which for some reason I said in a very low, demonic voice
  20. I once got stung by a bee on my forehead
  21. I was named after a liquor because I was my parent's last shot at having a girl after having 5 boys
  22. I’ve had my family nickname since the day I was born… Oopie
  23. I genuinely believed the CGI dog in the live action Scooby Doo was a real dog that they somehow trained to talk and it blew my mind
  24. After a failed attempt of climbing the Christmas tree when I was 2, my dad built and drilled a picket fence into our floors to go around the tree
  25. This baby used to hide in the pantry to eat jars of butter dipped in maple syrup
  26. I was born on my parents’ 6th wedding anniversary (March 20th)
  27. when I was born, I was not placed into her mothers arms, but instead into a bag
  28. once drank an entire box of capri sun pouches and barfed it all up on my dad after we ran over a large rattlesnake with a four wheeler
  29. When we moved to America I stopped speaking for a year then started speaking English
  30. My first word was “happy”
  31. I used to lock visitors in my basement as a toddler. I would wait for them to go downstairs while babysitting me, then lock the basement door behind them
  32. I always a gassy baby - and I always mean mugged everyone