I’ve had myfamilynickname sincethe day I wasborn… OopieI didnt meetmy brotheruntil I was 3years old andhe was 5.After a failed attemptof climbing theChristmas tree whenI was 2, my dad builtand drilled a picketfence into our floorsto go around the treeMy firstword was“happy”I was named aftera liquor because Iwas my parent'slast shot at havinga girl after having5 boysI sangbefore italkedI was born onmy parents’6th weddinganniversary(March 20th)My head sizeheld a recordat the hospitalI was born atfor 4 yearsI once walked myentire class out ofthe classroomduring nap timewithout theteacher’spermissionMy hair wouldchange everysummer andturn frombrunette toblondeonce drank an entirebox of capri sunpouches and barfed itall up on my dad afterwe ran over a largerattlesnake with afour wheelerI always agassy baby -and I alwaysmean muggedeveryoneWhen I was 3, I’d telladults I could speakSpanish & then rattleoff made-up words.Many believed meand told my momhow talented I was.When I firstsaw snow Ithought itwas riceI once gotstung by abee on myforeheadWhen I first started tohop around I put myhead through a glasspane of our coffeetable. Had to getstitches on myeyebrow and dadmade wooden panelreplacements.When we movedto America Istopped speakingfor a year thenstarted speakingEnglishWhen myparents first sentme to preschool,I didn’t know asingle word ofEnglishI was apreemie butstill weighedin at 7.4poundsMy first wordwas ‘choo-choo’,which for somereason I said ina very low,demonic voiceWhen I first startedwalking, I onlywalked on mytippy toes andcontinued until likeelementary schoolI used to lock visitorsin my basement as atoddler. I would waitfor them to godownstairs whilebabysitting me, thenlock the basementdoor behind themMy three oldersiblings taught methings I shouldn'thave learned as atoddler...like how toinsult people andwhat the F word was.I used to getin trouble foreating myaunt’s plantswhen I wasborn, I was notplaced into hermothers arms,but instead intoa bagI genuinely believedthe CGI dog in thelive action ScoobyDoo was a real dogthat they somehowtrained to talk and itblew my mindMy childhoodnickname wasKichuribecause thatwas my favoritefoodAs a baby, i wouldalways open thedishwasher doorand jump on it. Ipretended it was aloading ramp for aspace shipWasafraid ofvacuumcleanersThis baby usedto hide in thepantry to eatjars of butterdipped in maplesyrupWhen I was a child Iwent to Disney worldand wanted to get apicture with MickeyMouse but he endedup stepping on myfoot and making mecryMy firstword wasbingoI’ve had myfamilynickname sincethe day I wasborn… OopieI didnt meetmy brotheruntil I was 3years old andhe was 5.After a failed attemptof climbing theChristmas tree whenI was 2, my dad builtand drilled a picketfence into our floorsto go around the treeMy firstword was“happy”I was named aftera liquor because Iwas my parent'slast shot at havinga girl after having5 boysI sangbefore italkedI was born onmy parents’6th weddinganniversary(March 20th)My head sizeheld a recordat the hospitalI was born atfor 4 yearsI once walked myentire class out ofthe classroomduring nap timewithout theteacher’spermissionMy hair wouldchange everysummer andturn frombrunette toblondeonce drank an entirebox of capri sunpouches and barfed itall up on my dad afterwe ran over a largerattlesnake with afour wheelerI always agassy baby -and I alwaysmean muggedeveryoneWhen I was 3, I’d telladults I could speakSpanish & then rattleoff made-up words.Many believed meand told my momhow talented I was.When I firstsaw snow Ithought itwas riceI once gotstung by abee on myforeheadWhen I first started tohop around I put myhead through a glasspane of our coffeetable. Had to getstitches on myeyebrow and dadmade wooden panelreplacements.When we movedto America Istopped speakingfor a year thenstarted speakingEnglishWhen myparents first sentme to preschool,I didn’t know asingle word ofEnglishI was apreemie butstill weighedin at 7.4poundsMy first wordwas ‘choo-choo’,which for somereason I said ina very low,demonic voiceWhen I first startedwalking, I onlywalked on mytippy toes andcontinued until likeelementary schoolI used to lock visitorsin my basement as atoddler. I would waitfor them to godownstairs whilebabysitting me, thenlock the basementdoor behind themMy three oldersiblings taught methings I shouldn'thave learned as atoddler...like how toinsult people andwhat the F word was.I used to getin trouble foreating myaunt’s plantswhen I wasborn, I was notplaced into hermothers arms,but instead intoa bagI genuinely believedthe CGI dog in thelive action ScoobyDoo was a real dogthat they somehowtrained to talk and itblew my mindMy childhoodnickname wasKichuribecause thatwas my favoritefoodAs a baby, i wouldalways open thedishwasher doorand jump on it. Ipretended it was aloading ramp for aspace shipWasafraid ofvacuumcleanersThis baby usedto hide in thepantry to eatjars of butterdipped in maplesyrupWhen I was a child Iwent to Disney worldand wanted to get apicture with MickeyMouse but he endedup stepping on myfoot and making mecryMy firstword wasbingo

Baby Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve had my family nickname since the day I was born… Oopie
  2. I didnt meet my brother until I was 3 years old and he was 5.
  3. After a failed attempt of climbing the Christmas tree when I was 2, my dad built and drilled a picket fence into our floors to go around the tree
  4. My first word was “happy”
  5. I was named after a liquor because I was my parent's last shot at having a girl after having 5 boys
  6. I sang before i talked
  7. I was born on my parents’ 6th wedding anniversary (March 20th)
  8. My head size held a record at the hospital I was born at for 4 years
  9. I once walked my entire class out of the classroom during nap time without the teacher’s permission
  10. My hair would change every summer and turn from brunette to blonde
  11. once drank an entire box of capri sun pouches and barfed it all up on my dad after we ran over a large rattlesnake with a four wheeler
  12. I always a gassy baby - and I always mean mugged everyone
  13. When I was 3, I’d tell adults I could speak Spanish & then rattle off made-up words. Many believed me and told my mom how talented I was.
  14. When I first saw snow I thought it was rice
  15. I once got stung by a bee on my forehead
  16. When I first started to hop around I put my head through a glass pane of our coffee table. Had to get stitches on my eyebrow and dad made wooden panel replacements.
  17. When we moved to America I stopped speaking for a year then started speaking English
  18. When my parents first sent me to preschool, I didn’t know a single word of English
  19. I was a preemie but still weighed in at 7.4 pounds
  20. My first word was ‘choo-choo’, which for some reason I said in a very low, demonic voice
  21. When I first started walking, I only walked on my tippy toes and continued until like elementary school
  22. I used to lock visitors in my basement as a toddler. I would wait for them to go downstairs while babysitting me, then lock the basement door behind them
  23. My three older siblings taught me things I shouldn't have learned as a toddler...like how to insult people and what the F word was.
  24. I used to get in trouble for eating my aunt’s plants
  25. when I was born, I was not placed into her mothers arms, but instead into a bag
  26. I genuinely believed the CGI dog in the live action Scooby Doo was a real dog that they somehow trained to talk and it blew my mind
  27. My childhood nickname was Kichuri because that was my favorite food
  28. As a baby, i would always open the dishwasher door and jump on it. I pretended it was a loading ramp for a space ship
  29. Was afraid of vacuum cleaners
  30. This baby used to hide in the pantry to eat jars of butter dipped in maple syrup
  31. When I was a child I went to Disney world and wanted to get a picture with Mickey Mouse but he ended up stepping on my foot and making me cry
  32. My first word was bingo