Corporate Services

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This bingo card has 1 images and 39 words: Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion, Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild, Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy, Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments, HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards, Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave, Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing, Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us, Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day, Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?", Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?", Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?", Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room, Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?", Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100, Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs, Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion, Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying, Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes, Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?", Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy", What risk? I have no risk?, Getting a daily request to 'AI' something, Can you please turn me into a Muppet?, Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?", Receiving the HR related email with zero context, Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority", Do you have time for a quick chat?, Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email, Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?", Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required, Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers., Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?, Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use, How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!, Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?", Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door, Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving and Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas.

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