Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingCleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Getting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Dealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingCleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Getting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Dealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  2. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  3. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  4. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  5. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  6. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  7. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  8. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  9. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  10. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  11. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  12. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  13. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  14. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  15. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  16. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  17. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  18. What risk? I have no risk?
  19. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  20. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  21. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  22. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  23. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  24. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  25. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  26. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  27. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  28. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  29. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  30. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  31. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  32. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
  33. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  34. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  35. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  36. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  37. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  38. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
  39. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"