(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
What risk? I have no risk?
Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
Receiving the HR related email with zero context
Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
Do you have time for a quick chat?
Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
