Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Constantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Do youhave timefor a quickchat?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Can youplease turnme into aMuppet?Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingBeing asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingProviding geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Constantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Do youhave timefor a quickchat?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Can youplease turnme into aMuppet?Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingBeing asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingProviding geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasion

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  2. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  3. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  4. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  5. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  6. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  7. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  8. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
  9. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
  10. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  11. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  12. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  13. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  14. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  15. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  16. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  17. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  18. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  19. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  20. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  21. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  22. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  23. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  24. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  25. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  26. What risk? I have no risk?
  27. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  28. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  29. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  30. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  31. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  32. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  33. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  34. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  35. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  36. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  37. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  38. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  39. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion