Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Constantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Getting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildSpending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksReceiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Constantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Getting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomCrafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildSpending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksReceiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  2. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  3. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  4. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  5. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  6. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  7. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  8. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  9. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  10. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  11. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  12. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  13. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  14. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  15. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  16. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  17. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  18. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  19. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  20. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  21. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  22. What risk? I have no risk?
  23. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  24. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  25. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  26. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
  27. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  28. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  29. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  30. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  31. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  32. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  33. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  34. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  35. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  36. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  37. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  38. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  39. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?