Getting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usCleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Informing staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Submitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usCleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leave

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  2. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  3. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  4. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  5. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  6. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  7. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  8. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  9. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  10. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  11. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  12. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  13. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  14. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  15. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  16. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  17. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  18. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
  19. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  20. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  21. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  22. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  23. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  24. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  25. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  26. What risk? I have no risk?
  27. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  28. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  29. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  30. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  31. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  32. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
  33. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  34. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  35. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  36. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  37. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  38. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  39. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave