Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?HSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Can I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredWhatrisk? Ihave norisk?HSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsGetting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usChecking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Can I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGoing for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Receiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildBeing asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Being informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Playing adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Getting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  2. What risk? I have no risk?
  3. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  4. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  5. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  6. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  7. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  8. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  9. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  10. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  11. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  12. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  13. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  14. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  15. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  16. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  17. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  18. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  19. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  20. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  21. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  22. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
  23. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  24. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  25. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  26. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  27. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  28. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  29. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  30. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  31. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  32. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  33. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  34. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  35. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  36. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  37. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  38. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  39. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"