Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Being asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsProviding geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Do youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Dealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Getting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingHow many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingReceiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Getting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredPlaying a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useChecking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Spottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsReceiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Being asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Spending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsProviding geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasReceivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorCan I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100Do youhave timefor a quickchat?Receiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Dealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Receiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingReceiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  2. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  3. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  4. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  5. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  6. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  7. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  8. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  9. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  10. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  11. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  12. What risk? I have no risk?
  13. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  14. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  15. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  16. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  17. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  18. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  19. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?
  20. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  21. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  22. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  23. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  24. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  25. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  26. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  27. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  28. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  29. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  30. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  31. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  32. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  33. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  34. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  35. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  36. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  37. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  38. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  39. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"