Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildReceiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Being asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsSpending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Can I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?Being asked "Wehave just found aload of oldpublications, doyou want themfor the library?"Crafting theperfectwrittencontent forany occasionHSS updating thesystem whichbreaks the DoHworkforce dataand divisionalworkforcedashboardsPlaying adaily a gameof What's thatsmell? Food,fire or loo?Receiving thedaily complaint:"My sit andstand desk isn'tworking, can Iget a new one?"Getting the 4th"My timesheetis checked outand it won'tcheck back in"email of the dayConstantly placinglarger and largersignage aroundthe building forthose that haven'tbeen toSpecsavers.Receiving a reportthat a dashboard isbroken becausesomeone hassuddenly appearedon the naughty listfor excess leaveGetting the old"hypotheticallyif SOMEONEhad…...."emailSpottingpolicy wins,and policyred flags inthe wildReceiving the dailyquery of "We havejust found a loadof documents inan old cabinet, doyou want them?"Being asked: "Do Ineed to physicallycome in to registerfor this trainingsession? Is it likeTicketek?"Cleaning lockersof their longforgotten dustyshoes and jocks- tongs andgloves requiredBeing informed:"I have no needfor policy, Ihave so muchexperience thatI am the policy"Going for a casualwalk with someonefrom integrity andwatching peoplekeep clear of youwith fear in theireyesGetting the classicresponse: "Why doyou want to auditus? We are perfectin every way? Didsomeone dob usin? Who?"Checking thedelegations registeronly to find anotherposition change toupdate in theauthorisations anddelegationsinstrumentsSpending 3/4of the riskworkshop inan existentialdiscussionReceiving arequest for help assomeone has 'cut'and 'paste' in theirtimesheet,breaking the entirethingGetting thisresponse whenyou query a one-day timeframe:"This is urgent/DGpriority"Checking Parliamentand centralgovernment agencywebsites for thelatest reportingrequirements anddeadlines, as no oneelse will tell usGetting thespecial requestto package up2000 condompacksReceiving the dailyrequest of: "CanHR discuss 'insertdifficultconversation' thiswith myemployee?"Playing a dailygame of What'sthat bug? Bonuspoints if youknow the correctspray to useSubmitting theinsurance reportfor another brokenwing mirror of theyear - thebasement pillarskeep movingReceiving arequest to 'closeout risks' becausethe systemreminders areTOO annoyingInforming staffthat their coffeeloyalty carddoesn't openthe basementroller doorDo youhave timefor a quickchat?Receivingthe HRrelated emailwith zerocontextGetting adaily requestto 'AI'somethingBeing surprisedby thepublication of anew or updatedsystem-widepolicyDealing with: "INEED to getmy medicalrecords, do Ido an FOI?"Can I get thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? Can Iget thislaminated? X100How many publicservants does ittake to operate aTesla vehicle?SPOILER: Theanswer is 3 publicservants!Receiving the700th emailabout the brokenmicrophone inthe meeting roomGetting asked:"This printerisn't working,can we just geta new one?"Whatrisk? Ihave norisk?Providing geographylessons with travelbookings. Kalgoorlieand New Zealand arenot interstate andHobart is notoverseasCan youplease turnme into aMuppet?

Corporate Services - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being asked "We have just found a load of old publications, do you want them for the library?"
  2. Crafting the perfect written content for any occasion
  3. HSS updating the system which breaks the DoH workforce data and divisional workforce dashboards
  4. Playing a daily a game of What's that smell? Food, fire or loo?
  5. Receiving the daily complaint: "My sit and stand desk isn't working, can I get a new one?"
  6. Getting the 4th "My timesheet is checked out and it won't check back in" email of the day
  7. Constantly placing larger and larger signage around the building for those that haven't been to Specsavers.
  8. Receiving a report that a dashboard is broken because someone has suddenly appeared on the naughty list for excess leave
  9. Getting the old "hypothetically if SOMEONE had…...." email
  10. Spotting policy wins, and policy red flags in the wild
  11. Receiving the daily query of "We have just found a load of documents in an old cabinet, do you want them?"
  12. Being asked: "Do I need to physically come in to register for this training session? Is it like Ticketek?"
  13. Cleaning lockers of their long forgotten dusty shoes and jocks - tongs and gloves required
  14. Being informed: "I have no need for policy, I have so much experience that I am the policy"
  15. Going for a casual walk with someone from integrity and watching people keep clear of you with fear in their eyes
  16. Getting the classic response: "Why do you want to audit us? We are perfect in every way? Did someone dob us in? Who?"
  17. Checking the delegations register only to find another position change to update in the authorisations and delegations instruments
  18. Spending 3/4 of the risk workshop in an existential discussion
  19. Receiving a request for help as someone has 'cut' and 'paste' in their timesheet, breaking the entire thing
  20. Getting this response when you query a one-day timeframe: "This is urgent/DG priority"
  21. Checking Parliament and central government agency websites for the latest reporting requirements and deadlines, as no one else will tell us
  22. Getting the special request to package up 2000 condom packs
  23. Receiving the daily request of: "Can HR discuss 'insert difficult conversation' this with my employee?"
  24. Playing a daily game of What's that bug? Bonus points if you know the correct spray to use
  25. Submitting the insurance report for another broken wing mirror of the year - the basement pillars keep moving
  26. Receiving a request to 'close out risks' because the system reminders are TOO annoying
  27. Informing staff that their coffee loyalty card doesn't open the basement roller door
  28. Do you have time for a quick chat?
  29. Receiving the HR related email with zero context
  30. Getting a daily request to 'AI' something
  31. Being surprised by the publication of a new or updated system-wide policy
  32. Dealing with: "I NEED to get my medical records, do I do an FOI?"
  33. Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? Can I get this laminated? X100
  34. How many public servants does it take to operate a Tesla vehicle? SPOILER: The answer is 3 public servants!
  35. Receiving the 700th email about the broken microphone in the meeting room
  36. Getting asked: "This printer isn't working, can we just get a new one?"
  37. What risk? I have no risk?
  38. Providing geography lessons with travel bookings. Kalgoorlie and New Zealand are not interstate and Hobart is not overseas
  39. Can you please turn me into a Muppet?