Early Childhood Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 120 words: Drank your coffee cold, Ate lunch after 2:00 PM, Stepped on a LEGO or tiny toy, You pretended not to see something because you were exhausted, Said “walking feet” more than 20 times, Forgot where you put something in your own hand, Heard “Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!” on loop, Survived the day using sheer willpower, Someone cried because someone else is “breathing wrong”, You mediated a friendship breakup and makeup within 2 minutes, A child needed you to blow a kiss to their tiny invisible “injury”, Someone got offended you didn’t sit at their table, Child needed a hug at the exact wrong time, A child told you they’re never coming back (they do), Someone yelled “YOU’RE NOT MY BOSS”, Kid melted down over the wrong color cup, Student threatened to move to a new family, A child announced “I peed a little” (it wasn’t a little), Someone flushed something they shouldn’t, Kid locked themselves in the bathroom stall, Child went to the bathroom just to avoid work, Someone shouted “I’m done!” like a victory cry, Accident that required a full wardrobe change, A student forgot to pull their pants down… or up, Someone used 47 feet of toilet paper, You heard the words “I missed”, A child barged out half-dressed, Kid face-planted then said “I’m fine!”, Someone cried because someone else “looked at them”, A kid threw a soccer ball straight up and regretted it, Swings caused dramatic arguments, Someone tried to climb a fence, Playground tattling: “He breathed on me!”, Kid ran into a pole or tree, Someone lost a shoe and didn’t know how, You caught spit in mid-air, Mystery wet spot, Someone sneezed directly into your face, A kid used your pants as a tissue, Found something sticky on you and you just accepted it, Child asked you to smell their finger (you did NOT), Kid coughed with the drama of a Victorian ghost, Told a child “please don’t lick me”, A student wiped their nose on your shirt, A child proudly handed you a booger, You caught spit in mid-air, Mystery wet spot on your sleeve, Someone sneezed directly into your face, A kid used your pants as a tissue, Found something sticky on you and you just accepted it, Child asked you to smell their finger (you did NOT), Kid coughed with the drama of a Victorian ghost, “you’re 100 years old”, “You look like my grandma”, “I can’t learn today, my legs are broken”, “I don’t speak English anymore” (they do), “I didn’t do it” (while literally doing it), “I can’t hear you when I’m sad”, “I’m not tired” falls asleep immediately, A child tattled on themselves, Someone cried because their paper was “too papery”, A kid said something so personal you couldn’t unhear it, Child crawled under a table and refused to come out, Someone tried to escape the classroom, A kid climbed furniture like it was a mountain, Child ran at full speed for no reason, Two students fought over a single broken crayon, Breakup drama: “You’re not my best friend anymore!”, A student dramatically collapsed on the floor, Someone screamed because their sock “felt weird”, Kid tried to go home with the wrong class, You broke up a fight over who gets to push the button on the wall, Child ate a crayon (or tried to), Kid licked a glue stick, Glitter explosion — somehow everywhere, Student used scissors on their own hair, Someone painted themselves instead of the paper, Play-Doh stuck to your shoe, You said “that’s not for eating!!” at least 10 times, Marker on someone’s face (not theirs), Glue on hands = meltdown, Child stuck a sticker to their tongue, Kid face-planted then said “I’m fine!”, Someone cried because someone else “looked at them”, Swings caused dramatic arguments, Tattling: “He breathed on me!”, Kid ran into a pole or tree, Someone lost a shoe and didn’t know how, A child laid down on the cold floor “because it feels nice”, You chased a runaway coat sleeve for five minutes, A child announced “I peed a little” (it wasn’t a little), Someone flushed something they shouldn’t, Kid locked themselves in the bathroom stall, Child went to the bathroom just to avoid work, Someone shouted “I’m done!” like a victory cry, Accident that required a full wardrobe change, A student forgot to pull their pants down… or up, Someone used 47 feet of toilet paper, You heard the words “I missed”, A child barged out half-dressed, Someone cried because someone else is “breathing wrong”, You mediated a friendship breakup and makeup within 2 minutes, A child needed you to blow on their tiny invisible “injury”, Someone got offended you didn’t sit at their table, Child needed a hug at the exact wrong time, Five kids needed you at once, A child told you they’re never coming back (they do), Someone yelled “YOU’RE NOT MY BOSS”, Kid melted down over the wrong color cup, Student threatened to move to a new family, Called a student by your own child’s name, Drank your coffee cold (again), Ate lunch after 2:00 PM, Stepped on a LEGO or tiny toy, Lost your favorite pen to the abyss, You pretended not to see something because you were exhausted, Said “walking feet” more than 20 times, Forgot where you put something in your own hand, Heard “Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!” on loop and Survived the day using sheer willpower.

⚠ This card has duplicate items: Ate lunch after 2:00 PM (2), Stepped on a LEGO or tiny toy (2), You pretended not to see something because you were exhausted (2), Said “walking feet” more than 20 times (2), Forgot where you put something in your own hand (2), Heard “Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!” on loop (2), Survived the day using sheer willpower (2), Someone cried because someone else is “breathing wrong” (2), You mediated a friendship breakup and makeup within 2 minutes (2), Someone got offended you didn’t sit at their table (2), Child needed a hug at the exact wrong time (2), A child told you they’re never coming back (they do) (2), Someone yelled “YOU’RE NOT MY BOSS” (2), Kid melted down over the wrong color cup (2), Student threatened to move to a new family (2), A child announced “I peed a little” (it wasn’t a little) (2), Someone flushed something they shouldn’t (2), Kid locked themselves in the bathroom stall (2), Child went to the bathroom just to avoid work (2), Someone shouted “I’m done!” like a victory cry (2), Accident that required a full wardrobe change (2), A student forgot to pull their pants down… or up (2), Someone used 47 feet of toilet paper (2), You heard the words “I missed” (2), A child barged out half-dressed (2), Kid face-planted then said “I’m fine!” (2), Someone cried because someone else “looked at them” (2), Swings caused dramatic arguments (2), Kid ran into a pole or tree (2), Someone lost a shoe and didn’t know how (2), You caught spit in mid-air (2), Someone sneezed directly into your face (2), A kid used your pants as a tissue (2), Found something sticky on you and you just accepted it (2), Child asked you to smell their finger (you did NOT) (2), Kid coughed with the drama of a Victorian ghost (2)

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