This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: Intel somehow becomes a GPU company (GPU sales exceed CPU sales), Linux Rust Drama (bonus free space to make up for insane takes), NVIDIA 5080/5090 cards hit 7k actual sale price due to scalpers, A real, live, purchasable "mid tier" "gaming" pc from a major OEM has 8gb of ram and spinning rust as default., "new Siri" is delayed again (past 26.4), OpenAI posts a profitable quarter of exactly $1 USD, refuses to elaborate, and hits 20T private equity valuation, Apple releases Vision "Air", Microsoft removes keyboard input from Windows 12, demanding you talk to your computer (or connect an xbox kinect and do interpretive dance), Firefox's new "AI Killswitch" is "somehow" removed, Claude hacks the pentagon for 10 bucks and an MCP shell, Anthropic publishes cutesy article about updating it's "soul document", iPhone Fold still has a visible crease and costs 2000USD+, Pewdiepie releases new video proclaming the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Drives car into Google HQ., A major earthquake hits San Francisco, shattering Cloudflare's lava lamps and plunging the web into darkness. Many people complain, but ultimately no one tries anything and the populace is out of ideas., Half-Life 4 launches, picking up from a completely random point in the timeline. Gabe says nothing about this., Year of the Linux Gaming Desktop, Hilarious and unexpected Apple Chad move makes macs the "budget" option for first time ever (Prices don't increase with market. BONUS POINT: prices drop), New reality TV show "My AI Partner robbed my town of all it's water", Windows 11 completely removes local accounts, bricks existing installations, systemD consumes the bash shell because God has abandoned us all. RedHat praises "unified interconnectivity", CXMT comes out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider, Trade War because CXMT came out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider, AMD releases a Radeon that actually keeps pace with a 5080 but completely FUBARs the drivers to the point it runs like a 1080, Mozilla begs for money to keep the internet "free" while signing deal with OpenAI (probable Free Space) and Intel GPUs gain 12vHP connectors and promptly catch fire like everyone else's.
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