Half-Life 4launches, pickingup from acompletely randompoint in the timeline.Gabe says nothingabout this.AMD releases aRadeon that actuallykeeps pace with a5080 but completelyFUBARs the driversto the point it runslike a 1080CXMT comesout of left fieldto become thedominantconsumer RAMproviderMozilla begs formoney to keep theinternet "free"while signing dealwith OpenAI(probable FreeSpace)Windows 11completelyremoves localaccounts,bricks existinginstallationsHilarious andunexpected AppleChad move makesmacs the "budget"option for first timeever (Prices don'tincrease with market.BONUS POINT: pricesdrop)NVIDIA5080/5090cards hit 7kactual saleprice due toscalpersMicrosoft removeskeyboard input fromWindows 12,demanding you talkto your computer (orconnect an xboxkinect and dointerpretive dance)systemD consumesthe bash shellbecause God hasabandoned us all.RedHat praises"unifiedinterconnectivity"New reality TVshow "My AIPartner robbedmy town of allit's water""new Siri"is delayedagain(past 26.4)Intel GPUs gain12vHPconnectors andpromptly catchfire likeeveryone else'sFirefox's new"AIKillswitch" is"somehow"removedPewdiepie releasesnew video proclamingthe industrial revolutionand its consequenceshave been a disasterfor the human race.Drives car into GoogleHQ.OpenAI posts aprofitable quarterof exactly $1 USD,refuses toelaborate, and hits20T private equityvaluationiPhone Foldstill has avisible creaseand costs2000USD+Year ofthe LinuxGamingDesktopTrade Warbecause CXMTcame out of leftfield to becomethe dominantconsumer RAMproviderLinux RustDrama (bonusfree space tomake up forinsane takes)A major earthquake hitsSan Francisco,shattering Cloudflare'slava lamps and plungingthe web into darkness.Many people complain,but ultimately no onetries anything and thepopulace is out of ideas.Claude hacks thepentagon for 10bucks and an MCPshell, Anthropicpublishes cutesyarticle about updatingit's "soul document"ApplereleasesVision"Air"A real, live,purchasable "midtier" "gaming" pcfrom a major OEMhas 8gb of ramand spinning rustas default.Intel somehowbecomes aGPU company(GPU salesexceed CPUsales)Half-Life 4launches, pickingup from acompletely randompoint in the timeline.Gabe says nothingabout this.AMD releases aRadeon that actuallykeeps pace with a5080 but completelyFUBARs the driversto the point it runslike a 1080CXMT comesout of left fieldto become thedominantconsumer RAMproviderMozilla begs formoney to keep theinternet "free"while signing dealwith OpenAI(probable FreeSpace)Windows 11completelyremoves localaccounts,bricks existinginstallationsHilarious andunexpected AppleChad move makesmacs the "budget"option for first timeever (Prices don'tincrease with market.BONUS POINT: pricesdrop)NVIDIA5080/5090cards hit 7kactual saleprice due toscalpersMicrosoft removeskeyboard input fromWindows 12,demanding you talkto your computer (orconnect an xboxkinect and dointerpretive dance)systemD consumesthe bash shellbecause God hasabandoned us all.RedHat praises"unifiedinterconnectivity"New reality TVshow "My AIPartner robbedmy town of allit's water""new Siri"is delayedagain(past 26.4)Intel GPUs gain12vHPconnectors andpromptly catchfire likeeveryone else'sFirefox's new"AIKillswitch" is"somehow"removedPewdiepie releasesnew video proclamingthe industrial revolutionand its consequenceshave been a disasterfor the human race.Drives car into GoogleHQ.OpenAI posts aprofitable quarterof exactly $1 USD,refuses toelaborate, and hits20T private equityvaluationiPhone Foldstill has avisible creaseand costs2000USD+Year ofthe LinuxGamingDesktopTrade Warbecause CXMTcame out of leftfield to becomethe dominantconsumer RAMproviderLinux RustDrama (bonusfree space tomake up forinsane takes)A major earthquake hitsSan Francisco,shattering Cloudflare'slava lamps and plungingthe web into darkness.Many people complain,but ultimately no onetries anything and thepopulace is out of ideas.Claude hacks thepentagon for 10bucks and an MCPshell, Anthropicpublishes cutesyarticle about updatingit's "soul document"ApplereleasesVision"Air"A real, live,purchasable "midtier" "gaming" pcfrom a major OEMhas 8gb of ramand spinning rustas default.Intel somehowbecomes aGPU company(GPU salesexceed CPUsales)

Yuki's unhinged 2026 tech bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Half-Life 4 launches, picking up from a completely random point in the timeline. Gabe says nothing about this.
  2. AMD releases a Radeon that actually keeps pace with a 5080 but completely FUBARs the drivers to the point it runs like a 1080
  3. CXMT comes out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider
  4. Mozilla begs for money to keep the internet "free" while signing deal with OpenAI (probable Free Space)
  5. Windows 11 completely removes local accounts, bricks existing installations
  6. Hilarious and unexpected Apple Chad move makes macs the "budget" option for first time ever (Prices don't increase with market. BONUS POINT: prices drop)
  7. NVIDIA 5080/5090 cards hit 7k actual sale price due to scalpers
  8. Microsoft removes keyboard input from Windows 12, demanding you talk to your computer (or connect an xbox kinect and do interpretive dance)
  9. systemD consumes the bash shell because God has abandoned us all. RedHat praises "unified interconnectivity"
  10. New reality TV show "My AI Partner robbed my town of all it's water"
  11. "new Siri" is delayed again (past 26.4)
  12. Intel GPUs gain 12vHP connectors and promptly catch fire like everyone else's
  13. Firefox's new "AI Killswitch" is "somehow" removed
  14. Pewdiepie releases new video proclaming the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Drives car into Google HQ.
  15. OpenAI posts a profitable quarter of exactly $1 USD, refuses to elaborate, and hits 20T private equity valuation
  16. iPhone Fold still has a visible crease and costs 2000USD+
  17. Year of the Linux Gaming Desktop
  18. Trade War because CXMT came out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider
  19. Linux Rust Drama (bonus free space to make up for insane takes)
  20. A major earthquake hits San Francisco, shattering Cloudflare's lava lamps and plunging the web into darkness. Many people complain, but ultimately no one tries anything and the populace is out of ideas.
  21. Claude hacks the pentagon for 10 bucks and an MCP shell, Anthropic publishes cutesy article about updating it's "soul document"
  22. Apple releases Vision "Air"
  23. A real, live, purchasable "mid tier" "gaming" pc from a major OEM has 8gb of ram and spinning rust as default.
  24. Intel somehow becomes a GPU company (GPU sales exceed CPU sales)