(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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iPhone Fold still has a visible crease and costs 2000USD+
NVIDIA 5080/5090 cards hit 7k actual sale price due to scalpers
"new Siri" is delayed again (past 26.4)
Intel somehow becomes a GPU company (GPU sales exceed CPU sales)
Microsoft removes keyboard input from Windows 12, demanding you talk to your computer (or connect an xbox kinect and do interpretive dance)
New reality TV show "My AI Partner robbed my town of all it's water"
AMD releases a Radeon that actually keeps pace with a 5080 but completely FUBARs the drivers to the point it runs like a 1080
Windows 11 completely removes local accounts, bricks existing installations
CXMT comes out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider
A real, live, purchasable "mid tier" "gaming" pc from a major OEM has 8gb of ram and spinning rust as default.
systemD consumes the bash shell because God has abandoned us all. RedHat praises "unified interconnectivity"
Linux Rust Drama (bonus free space to make up for insane takes)
Hilarious and unexpected Apple Chad move makes macs the "budget" option for first time ever (Prices don't increase with market. BONUS POINT: prices drop)
Trade War because CXMT came out of left field to become the dominant consumer RAM provider
Mozilla begs for money to keep the internet "free" while signing deal with OpenAI (probable Free Space)
Year of the Linux Gaming Desktop
Half-Life 4 launches, picking up from a completely random point in the timeline. Gabe says nothing about this.
Claude hacks the pentagon for 10 bucks and an MCP shell, Anthropic publishes cutesy article about updating it's "soul document"
Pewdiepie releases new video proclaming the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Drives car into Google HQ.
Intel GPUs gain 12vHP connectors and promptly catch fire like everyone else's
A major earthquake hits San Francisco, shattering Cloudflare's lava lamps and plunging the web into darkness. Many people complain, but ultimately no one tries anything and the populace is out of ideas.
OpenAI posts a profitable quarter of exactly $1 USD, refuses to elaborate, and hits 20T private equity valuation
Apple releases Vision "Air"
Firefox's new "AI Killswitch" is "somehow" removed
