You forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)When you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeYour nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneYou suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!Client says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Trying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds toPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneClient mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledYou go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartYou put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerClient showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa yearYou forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)When you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeYour nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneYou suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!Client says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Trying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds toPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneClient mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledYou go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartYou put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerClient showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa year

COVID BINGO (DVM EDITION) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You forget how to be around clients in person and when you have to do euth, becomes much more awkward
  2. Client talks to pet during video exam and pet stares at computer (bonus for confused head tilt)
  3. When you ask client when is a good time to reach them, they say anytime, always home
  4. Client emails blurry close up photo of skin with no orientation as to location or size
  5. Your next appointment is here but you're still on the phone from the last one
  6. You suspect that this appointment is all a scam in order to get nails done!
  7. Client says they will bring records and it's a receipt for an annual from 2015
  8. Trying to put someone on park and accidentally hang up on them
  9. Client wants a video appointment at the last minute
  10. You wish all dogs and cats would be hairless breeds to
  11. Patient goes back out to the car and client asks if their nails were done
  12. Client mentions in passing that clinical signs have been going on for weeks or months
  13. You walk around in circles looking for a free phone
  14. The definition of essential care has changed vs yesterday's definition
  15. You need previous records for new pet, but their previous vet is closed for the foreseeable future
  16. Client calls to say they have a voicemail from us but didn't listen to it and don't know who called
  17. You go to call the client and the number they gave reception is nowhere to be seen on their chart
  18. You put the client on park for payment but by the time someone is free the park order has changed
  19. During video appt, reception cuts out and video is frozen in a funny way and you have to hold back laughter
  20. Client's phone dies while they are in parking lot and they forgot car charger
  21. Client shows up 20 minutes early and complains that Dr. is late
  22. You tell a white lie that computer isn't working so you don't have to do video call
  23. You call client 4 times while they are in the parking lot and they don't answer
  24. Client calls to ask for meds that either have never been dispensed, or haven't in over a year