You suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!You put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedTrying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemClient says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Your nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa yearYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneClient mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)When you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneYou forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionYou go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds toYou suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!You put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedTrying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemClient says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Your nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa yearYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneClient mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)When you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneYou forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionYou go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds to

COVID BINGO (DVM EDITION) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You suspect that this appointment is all a scam in order to get nails done!
  2. You put the client on park for payment but by the time someone is free the park order has changed
  3. Trying to put someone on park and accidentally hang up on them
  4. Client says they will bring records and it's a receipt for an annual from 2015
  5. Your next appointment is here but you're still on the phone from the last one
  6. Client wants a video appointment at the last minute
  7. Client calls to ask for meds that either have never been dispensed, or haven't in over a year
  8. You walk around in circles looking for a free phone
  9. Client mentions in passing that clinical signs have been going on for weeks or months
  10. Client's phone dies while they are in parking lot and they forgot car charger
  11. You tell a white lie that computer isn't working so you don't have to do video call
  12. Client talks to pet during video exam and pet stares at computer (bonus for confused head tilt)
  13. When you ask client when is a good time to reach them, they say anytime, always home
  14. Client calls to say they have a voicemail from us but didn't listen to it and don't know who called
  15. During video appt, reception cuts out and video is frozen in a funny way and you have to hold back laughter
  16. Patient goes back out to the car and client asks if their nails were done
  17. You forget how to be around clients in person and when you have to do euth, becomes much more awkward
  18. The definition of essential care has changed vs yesterday's definition
  19. You go to call the client and the number they gave reception is nowhere to be seen on their chart
  20. Client emails blurry close up photo of skin with no orientation as to location or size
  21. You call client 4 times while they are in the parking lot and they don't answer
  22. Client shows up 20 minutes early and complains that Dr. is late
  23. You need previous records for new pet, but their previous vet is closed for the foreseeable future
  24. You wish all dogs and cats would be hairless breeds to