You go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteWhen you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeYou forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds toYou suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!Client mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa yearYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerYou put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedYour nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterTrying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneClient says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Client showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)You go to call theclient and thenumber they gavereception isnowhere to beseen on their chartClient wantsa videoappointmentat the lastminuteWhen you askclient when is agood time to reachthem, they sayanytime, alwayshomeYou forget how tobe around clientsin person andwhen you have todo euth, becomesmuch moreawkwardYou wish alldogs andcats wouldbe hairlessbreeds toYou suspectthat thisappointment isall a scam inorder to getnails done!Client mentions inpassing thatclinical signs havebeen going on forweeks or monthsClient calls to askfor meds thateither have neverbeen dispensed,or haven't in overa yearYou tell a whitelie thatcomputer isn'tworking so youdon't have to dovideo callClient emailsblurry close upphoto of skin withno orientation asto location or sizeClient's phonedies while theyare in parkinglot and theyforgot carchargerYou put the clienton park forpayment but bythe time someoneis free the parkorder haschangedYour nextappointment ishere but you'restill on thephone from thelast oneThe definition ofessential carehas changed vsyesterday'sdefinitionDuring video appt,reception cuts outand video isfrozen in a funnyway and you haveto hold backlaughterTrying to putsomeone onpark andaccidentallyhang up onthemYou call client 4times while theyare in theparking lot andthey don'tanswerClient calls to saythey have avoicemail from usbut didn't listen toit and don't knowwho calledPatient goesback out to thecar and clientasks if theirnails were doneYou walkaround incircleslooking for afree phoneClient says theywill bringrecords and it'sa receipt for anannual from2015Client showsup 20 minutesearly andcomplains thatDr. is lateYou need previousrecords for newpet, but theirprevious vet isclosed for theforeseeable futureClient talks to petduring video examand pet stares atcomputer (bonusfor confused headtilt)

COVID BINGO (DVM EDITION) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You go to call the client and the number they gave reception is nowhere to be seen on their chart
  2. Client wants a video appointment at the last minute
  3. When you ask client when is a good time to reach them, they say anytime, always home
  4. You forget how to be around clients in person and when you have to do euth, becomes much more awkward
  5. You wish all dogs and cats would be hairless breeds to
  6. You suspect that this appointment is all a scam in order to get nails done!
  7. Client mentions in passing that clinical signs have been going on for weeks or months
  8. Client calls to ask for meds that either have never been dispensed, or haven't in over a year
  9. You tell a white lie that computer isn't working so you don't have to do video call
  10. Client emails blurry close up photo of skin with no orientation as to location or size
  11. Client's phone dies while they are in parking lot and they forgot car charger
  12. You put the client on park for payment but by the time someone is free the park order has changed
  13. Your next appointment is here but you're still on the phone from the last one
  14. The definition of essential care has changed vs yesterday's definition
  15. During video appt, reception cuts out and video is frozen in a funny way and you have to hold back laughter
  16. Trying to put someone on park and accidentally hang up on them
  17. You call client 4 times while they are in the parking lot and they don't answer
  18. Client calls to say they have a voicemail from us but didn't listen to it and don't know who called
  19. Patient goes back out to the car and client asks if their nails were done
  20. You walk around in circles looking for a free phone
  21. Client says they will bring records and it's a receipt for an annual from 2015
  22. Client shows up 20 minutes early and complains that Dr. is late
  23. You need previous records for new pet, but their previous vet is closed for the foreseeable future
  24. Client talks to pet during video exam and pet stares at computer (bonus for confused head tilt)