Assumeseveryone hashigh-speedinternet accessand computerat homeDoes notcaption videosor provide anASLinterpreterDoesn’t check inabout the feasibilityor relevance ofmeetings set beforethe crisis —Business as UsualShowsPowerPointsslides during videocalls but doesn’tnarrate or use thescreen sharingfunctionPublishesresourcesand alertsonly inEnglishAsks:“Why areyou sotired?”Insists that everyonebe available by videoall of the time now(Big Brother),especially lowestpaid staffAssumes everyone hasa dedicated homeworkspace or office.Also assumes peoplehave constant accessto computers (vssharing in a house)Ignores equity andrace relatedquestions duringtown halls,Facebook Liveevents, etc.Wants to seeif you arewearing realpants duringvideo callsBoasts about howtheir staff canwork remotelynow, but didn’toffer theseaccommodationsbefore COVID19Work warrior bragsabout getting boredat home and goingto the office eventhough they wereasked totelecommuteInsists that apandemic is a greattime to lose weight,take on a newhobby, exercise, orbecome a “betterperson”Suggests to anxiouspeople that all theyneed is some “selfcare” with a $40candle and someGwyneth Paltrowface exfoliationBegins the meetingswith the usual, “Howare you?” withoutanyacknowledgmentabout what’shappening in theworldGathers staff forin-personmeetings whenwork could behandled throughemail orconference callCancels officecleaning withoutinquiring abouthow to supportdisplaced workersAdmonishes orgives the side-eyeto someone whentheir kidphotobombs avideo callMakes busywork for staffbecause theyare afraid theirpaid staff needsto be directedParentalshaming fornot workingenoughTalks about the joysand “freedoms” of“working from home”instead ofacknowledging thestress for others tryingto “survive apandemic”Talks on and ona conferencecall becausethey can’t readsocial cues tostop talkingReassigns staff,esp. lowest paid,to work theyhaven’t beentrained for tojustify keepingthem paidUses the word“equity” to justifydecision makinghappening to peopleof color withoutincludingcommunities indecision makingAssumeseveryone hashigh-speedinternet accessand computerat homeDoes notcaption videosor provide anASLinterpreterDoesn’t check inabout the feasibilityor relevance ofmeetings set beforethe crisis —Business as UsualShowsPowerPointsslides during videocalls but doesn’tnarrate or use thescreen sharingfunctionPublishesresourcesand alertsonly inEnglishAsks:“Why areyou sotired?”Insists that everyonebe available by videoall of the time now(Big Brother),especially lowestpaid staffAssumes everyone hasa dedicated homeworkspace or office.Also assumes peoplehave constant accessto computers (vssharing in a house)Ignores equity andrace relatedquestions duringtown halls,Facebook Liveevents, etc.Wants to seeif you arewearing realpants duringvideo callsBoasts about howtheir staff canwork remotelynow, but didn’toffer theseaccommodationsbefore COVID19Work warrior bragsabout getting boredat home and goingto the office eventhough they wereasked totelecommuteInsists that apandemic is a greattime to lose weight,take on a newhobby, exercise, orbecome a “betterperson”Suggests to anxiouspeople that all theyneed is some “selfcare” with a $40candle and someGwyneth Paltrowface exfoliationBegins the meetingswith the usual, “Howare you?” withoutanyacknowledgmentabout what’shappening in theworldGathers staff forin-personmeetings whenwork could behandled throughemail orconference callCancels officecleaning withoutinquiring abouthow to supportdisplaced workersAdmonishes orgives the side-eyeto someone whentheir kidphotobombs avideo callMakes busywork for staffbecause theyare afraid theirpaid staff needsto be directedParentalshaming fornot workingenoughTalks about the joysand “freedoms” of“working from home”instead ofacknowledging thestress for others tryingto “survive apandemic”Talks on and ona conferencecall becausethey can’t readsocial cues tostop talkingReassigns staff,esp. lowest paid,to work theyhaven’t beentrained for tojustify keepingthem paidUses the word“equity” to justifydecision makinghappening to peopleof color withoutincludingcommunities indecision making

Fakequity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Assumes everyone has high-speed internet access and computer at home
  2. Does not caption videos or provide an ASL interpreter
  3. Doesn’t check in about the feasibility or relevance of meetings set before the crisis — Business as Usual
  4. Shows PowerPoints slides during video calls but doesn’t narrate or use the screen sharing function
  5. Publishes resources and alerts only in English
  6. Asks: “Why are you so tired?”
  7. Insists that everyone be available by video all of the time now (Big Brother), especially lowest paid staff
  8. Assumes everyone has a dedicated home workspace or office. Also assumes people have constant access to computers (vs sharing in a house)
  9. Ignores equity and race related questions during town halls, Facebook Live events, etc.
  10. Wants to see if you are wearing real pants during video calls
  11. Boasts about how their staff can work remotely now, but didn’t offer these accommodations before COVID19
  12. Work warrior brags about getting bored at home and going to the office even though they were asked to telecommute
  13. Insists that a pandemic is a great time to lose weight, take on a new hobby, exercise, or become a “better person”
  14. Suggests to anxious people that all they need is some “self care” with a $40 candle and some Gwyneth Paltrow face exfoliation
  15. Begins the meetings with the usual, “How are you?” without any acknowledgment about what’s happening in the world
  16. Gathers staff for in-person meetings when work could be handled through email or conference call
  17. Cancels office cleaning without inquiring about how to support displaced workers
  18. Admonishes or gives the side-eye to someone when their kid photobombs a video call
  19. Makes busy work for staff because they are afraid their paid staff needs to be directed
  20. Parental shaming for not working enough
  21. Talks about the joys and “freedoms” of “working from home” instead of acknowledging the stress for others trying to “survive a pandemic”
  22. Talks on and on a conference call because they can’t read social cues to stop talking
  23. Reassigns staff, esp. lowest paid, to work they haven’t been trained for to justify keeping them paid
  24. Uses the word “equity” to justify decision making happening to people of color without including communities in decision making