Fakequity

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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: Assumes everyone has high-speed internet access and computer at home, Admonishes or gives the side-eye to someone when their kid photobombs a video call, Assumes everyone has a dedicated home workspace or office. Also assumes people have constant access to computers (vs sharing in a house), Begins the meetings with the usual, “How are you?” without any acknowledgment about what’s happening in the world, Shows PowerPoints slides during video calls but doesn’t narrate or use the screen sharing function, Insists that everyone be available by video all of the time now (Big Brother), especially lowest paid staff, Boasts about how their staff can work remotely now, but didn’t offer these accommodations before COVID19, Doesn’t check in about the feasibility or relevance of meetings set before the crisis — Business as Usual, Work warrior brags about getting bored at home and going to the office even though they were asked to telecommute, Publishes resources and alerts only in English, Gathers staff for in-person meetings when work could be handled through email or conference call, Makes busy work for staff because they are afraid their paid staff needs to be directed, Cancels office cleaning without inquiring about how to support displaced workers, Does not caption videos or provide an ASL interpreter, Talks about the joys and “freedoms” of “working from home” instead of acknowledging the stress for others trying to “survive a pandemic”, Insists that a pandemic is a great time to lose weight, take on a new hobby, exercise, or become a “better person”, Suggests to anxious people that all they need is some “self care” with a $40 candle and some Gwyneth Paltrow face exfoliation, Reassigns staff, esp. lowest paid, to work they haven’t been trained for to justify keeping them paid, Parental shaming for not working enough, Wants to see if you are wearing real pants during video calls, Talks on and on a conference call because they can’t read social cues to stop talking, Ignores equity and race related questions during town halls, Facebook Live events, etc., Asks: “Why are you so tired?” and Uses the word “equity” to justify decision making happening to people of color without including communities in decision making.

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