(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
Florid sexy-talk
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
"I had no idea you felt that way"
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
Excuses re: time.
Meta-argument
Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
Excuses re: money.
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
Apologies that sound backhanded.
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
Excuses re: lateness.
Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
