(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Excuses re: money.
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
Apologies that sound backhanded.
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
Meta-argument
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
"I had no idea you felt that way"
Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
Florid sexy-talk
Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
Compliments me by denigrating Becky
Excuses re: time.
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
