(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Compliments me by denigrating Becky
"I had no idea you felt that way"
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Florid sexy-talk
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
Excuses re: time.
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
Excuses re: money.
Apologies that sound backhanded.
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
Excuses re: lateness.
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
Meta-argument
Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
