(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
Meta-argument
Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
Excuses re: money.
Excuses re: lateness.
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
Excuses re: time.
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
Florid sexy-talk
Compliments me by denigrating Becky
Apologies that sound backhanded.
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
"I had no idea you felt that way"
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
