Indicates hemisses mebecause he'sbored (and hasno idea this isinsulting)Floridsexy-talkIndicates hemisses mebecause hisromantic life istanking (and hasno idea this isinsulting)Offers todo a bunchof thingsfor me.Describes me ashaving "seducedhim" into thingshe would nevernormally do.Wishes mewell in a waythat soundsbitter andfake"I had noidea youfelt thatway"Makes excusesfor a thing Iliterally neversaid was anissue for me.Tone waffleswildly betweencontrite andpassive-aggressive."Write backASAP" orotherhypocriticaldemands.Weirdlystiff andformalwording.A bunch ofbackstory Ididn't ask forand don'tcare about."We could havefixed therelationship andnot broken up ifonly you hadn't___"Complimentsme bydenigratingBecky"I would havecontacted yousooner butyou said notto talk to you"Subtle implicationthat my wanting himto take me on dates= gold-diggingmaterialistic whore"I miss youbecause ofall the stuffyou did forme in bed"Excusesre:money.Apologiesthat soundbackhanded.Meta-argument"If you took meback, I would takeyou places moreoften" (but hisfinancial situationis the same asever)Excusesre:lateness."If you took meback I wouldn't belate anymore" (buthe has no actualaction plan to fix it)Excusesre: time.Indicates hemisses mebecause he'sbored (and hasno idea this isinsulting)Floridsexy-talkIndicates hemisses mebecause hisromantic life istanking (and hasno idea this isinsulting)Offers todo a bunchof thingsfor me.Describes me ashaving "seducedhim" into thingshe would nevernormally do.Wishes mewell in a waythat soundsbitter andfake"I had noidea youfelt thatway"Makes excusesfor a thing Iliterally neversaid was anissue for me.Tone waffleswildly betweencontrite andpassive-aggressive."Write backASAP" orotherhypocriticaldemands.Weirdlystiff andformalwording.A bunch ofbackstory Ididn't ask forand don'tcare about."We could havefixed therelationship andnot broken up ifonly you hadn't___"Complimentsme bydenigratingBecky"I would havecontacted yousooner butyou said notto talk to you"Subtle implicationthat my wanting himto take me on dates= gold-diggingmaterialistic whore"I miss youbecause ofall the stuffyou did forme in bed"Excusesre:money.Apologiesthat soundbackhanded.Meta-argument"If you took meback, I would takeyou places moreoften" (but hisfinancial situationis the same asever)Excusesre:lateness."If you took meback I wouldn't belate anymore" (buthe has no actualaction plan to fix it)Excusesre: time.

The Pedant's Letter Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
  2. Florid sexy-talk
  3. Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
  4. Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
  5. Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
  6. Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
  7. "I had no idea you felt that way"
  8. Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
  9. Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
  10. "Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
  11. Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
  12. A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
  13. "We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
  14. Compliments me by denigrating Becky
  15. "I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
  16. Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
  17. "I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
  18. Excuses re: money.
  19. Apologies that sound backhanded.
  20. Meta-argument
  21. "If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
  22. Excuses re: lateness.
  23. "If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
  24. Excuses re: time.