(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
Excuses re: lateness.
"I had no idea you felt that way"
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
Compliments me by denigrating Becky
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
Apologies that sound backhanded.
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
Offers to do a bunch of things for me.
Florid sexy-talk
Meta-argument
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
Excuses re: time.
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
Excuses re: money.
Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
