(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Excuses re: time.
Florid sexy-talk
Excuses re: lateness.
Tone waffles wildly between contrite and passive-aggressive.
Apologies that sound backhanded.
A bunch of backstory I didn't ask for and don't care about.
Weirdly stiff and formal wording.
Describes me as having "seduced him" into things he would never normally do.
Excuses re: money.
"I would have contacted you sooner but you said not to talk to you"
"I miss you because of all the stuff you did for me in bed"
Indicates he misses me because his romantic life is tanking (and has no idea this is insulting)
Wishes me well in a way that sounds bitter and fake
Indicates he misses me because he's bored (and has no idea this is insulting)
Compliments me by denigrating Becky
"I had no idea you felt that way"
Subtle implication that my wanting him to take me on dates = gold-digging materialistic whore
Meta-argument
"We could have fixed the relationship and not broken up if only you hadn't ___"
"If you took me back, I would take you places more often" (but his financial situation is the same as ever)
"Write back ASAP" or other hypocritical demands.
Makes excuses for a thing I literally never said was an issue for me.
"If you took me back I wouldn't be late anymore" (but he has no actual action plan to fix it)
