Oblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Has neveradmittedfault intheir lifeConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidence"Youwouldn'tunderstand"No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"/r/IAmVerySmartFallacyMan!"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Makesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptions"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Will debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowWall oftext forsimplepointArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itObscurantismPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Has neveradmittedfault intheir lifeConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidence"Youwouldn'tunderstand"No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"/r/IAmVerySmartFallacyMan!"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Makesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptions"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Will debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowWall oftext forsimplepointArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itObscurantismPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DP

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  2. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  3. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  4. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  5. Has never admitted fault in their life
  6. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  7. "You wouldn't understand"
  8. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  9. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  10. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  11. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  12. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  13. /r/IAmVerySmart
  14. Fallacy Man!
  15. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  16. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  17. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  18. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  19. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  20. Wall of text for simple point
  21. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  22. Obscurantism
  23. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  24. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP