Presentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Has neveradmittedfault intheir lifeFallacyMan!Hat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Concludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutor"Youwouldn'tunderstand"/r/IAmVerySmartWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subject"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Uses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing it"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Brings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsObscurantismWall oftext forsimplepointMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidencePresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Has neveradmittedfault intheir lifeFallacyMan!Hat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Concludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutor"Youwouldn'tunderstand"/r/IAmVerySmartWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subject"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Uses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing it"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Brings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsObscurantismWall oftext forsimplepointMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidence

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  2. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  3. Has never admitted fault in their life
  4. Fallacy Man!
  5. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  6. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  7. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  8. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  9. "You wouldn't understand"
  10. /r/IAmVerySmart
  11. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  12. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  13. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  14. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  15. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  16. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  17. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  18. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  19. Obscurantism
  20. Wall of text for simple point
  21. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  22. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  23. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  24. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence