Brings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"ObscurantismWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectFallacyMan!Incapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DP"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Oblivious tosecond andthird ordereffects"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Wall oftext forsimplepointName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutor"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Concludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"ObscurantismWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectFallacyMan!Incapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DP"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Oblivious tosecond andthird ordereffects"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Wall oftext forsimplepointName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutor"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Concludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblue

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  2. /r/IAmVerySmart
  3. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  4. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  5. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  6. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  7. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  8. Obscurantism
  9. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  10. Fallacy Man!
  11. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  12. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  13. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  14. Has never admitted fault in their life
  15. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  16. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  17. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  18. "You wouldn't understand"
  19. Wall of text for simple point
  20. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  21. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  22. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  23. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  24. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue