Incapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectWall oftext forsimplepointHas neveradmittedfault intheir life"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Hat,tie,orotherformalwear in DP"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Presentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactors/r/IAmVerySmartNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)FallacyMan!Obscurantism"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Oblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectWall oftext forsimplepointHas neveradmittedfault intheir life"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Hat,tie,orotherformalwear in DP"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Presentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactors/r/IAmVerySmartNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)FallacyMan!Obscurantism"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Oblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  2. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  3. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  4. Wall of text for simple point
  5. Has never admitted fault in their life
  6. "You wouldn't understand"
  7. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  8. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  9. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  10. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  11. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  12. /r/IAmVerySmart
  13. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  14. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  15. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  16. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  17. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  18. Fallacy Man!
  19. Obscurantism
  20. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  21. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  22. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  23. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  24. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues