Will debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsObscurantismPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPFallacyMan!"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Incapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitation"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Brings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Arguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffects"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Uses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueWall oftext forsimplepointWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsObscurantismPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPFallacyMan!"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Incapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitation"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.Brings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartIf opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)Arguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffects"Youwouldn'tunderstand"Uses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueWall oftext forsimplepoint

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  2. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  3. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  4. Obscurantism
  5. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  6. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  7. Fallacy Man!
  8. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  9. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  10. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  11. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  12. /r/IAmVerySmart
  13. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  14. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  15. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  16. Has never admitted fault in their life
  17. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  18. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  19. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  20. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  21. "You wouldn't understand"
  22. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  23. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  24. Wall of text for simple point