Makesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)/r/IAmVerySmartNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsWall oftext forsimplepoint"Youwouldn'tunderstand"If opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Presentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsFallacyMan!Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly know"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said."Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"ObscurantismUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subjectMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issuesHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itWould askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)/r/IAmVerySmartNo interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidenceOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsWall oftext forsimplepoint"Youwouldn'tunderstand"If opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"Presentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsFallacyMan!Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly know"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said."Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"ObscurantismUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitationHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subject

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  2. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  3. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  4. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  5. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  6. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  7. /r/IAmVerySmart
  8. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  9. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  10. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  11. Wall of text for simple point
  12. "You wouldn't understand"
  13. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  14. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  15. Fallacy Man!
  16. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  17. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  18. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  19. Obscurantism
  20. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  21. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  22. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  23. Has never admitted fault in their life
  24. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject