Expresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitation"Youwouldn'tunderstand"ObscurantismName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)If opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidence"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Would askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subject"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.FallacyMan!Wall oftext forsimplepointArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsHas neveradmittedfault intheir lifeExpresses highlevels ofcertainty onmatters hecouldn'tpossibly knowPresentsstatistics inisolation ofknown causalfactorsIncapable ofusing a searchengine insteadof begging for acitation"Youwouldn'tunderstand"ObscurantismName-dropsphilosopherswhose worksusually don'tactually supporttheir point(s)If opponentexpresses hisargument in theirown words forclarification, cries"strawman!"No interestin learningfrom hisinterlocutorHat,tie,orotherformalwear in DPUses studiesthey haven'tread asevidenceConcludes causalrelationships basedon grosslyinsufficientstatistical evidence"Saying I don'tunderstandsomething is anad-hominemattack"Would askfor a citationif you saidthe sky isblueUses circularreasoning tojustify theirassumptionsWill debate literallyanything -physicallyincapable of nothaving an opinionon a subject"That's notwhat I said",but that isactually whatthey said.FallacyMan!Wall oftext forsimplepointArguesagainst theirown pointswithoutrealizing itBrings alldiscussionback to oneof a handfulof pet issues/r/IAmVerySmartOblivious tosecond andthird ordereffectsMakesargumentswhich rely ontheir specificmoralassumptionsHas neveradmittedfault intheir life

Pseudointellectual - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Expresses high levels of certainty on matters he couldn't possibly know
  2. Presents statistics in isolation of known causal factors
  3. Incapable of using a search engine instead of begging for a citation
  4. "You wouldn't understand"
  5. Obscurantism
  6. Name-drops philosophers whose works usually don't actually support their point(s)
  7. If opponent expresses his argument in their own words for clarification, cries "strawman!"
  8. No interest in learning from his interlocutor
  9. Hat,tie,or other formal wear in DP
  10. Uses studies they haven't read as evidence
  11. Concludes causal relationships based on grossly insufficient statistical evidence
  12. "Saying I don't understand something is an ad-hominem attack"
  13. Would ask for a citation if you said the sky is blue
  14. Uses circular reasoning to justify their assumptions
  15. Will debate literally anything -physically incapable of not having an opinion on a subject
  16. "That's not what I said", but that is actually what they said.
  17. Fallacy Man!
  18. Wall of text for simple point
  19. Argues against their own points without realizing it
  20. Brings all discussion back to one of a handful of pet issues
  21. /r/IAmVerySmart
  22. Oblivious to second and third order effects
  23. Makes arguments which rely on their specific moral assumptions
  24. Has never admitted fault in their life