Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedSexySantasKrampusGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedSexySantasKrampusGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  2. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  3. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  4. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  5. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  6. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  7. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  8. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  9. Fruitcakes. Why?
  10. Mariah Carey
  11. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  12. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  13. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  14. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  15. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  16. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  17. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  18. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  19. "The War on Christmas"
  20. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  21. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  22. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  23. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  24. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  25. Sexy Santas
  26. Krampus
  27. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  28. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  29. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  30. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  31. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  32. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well