MariahCareySexySantasYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"KrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Fruitcakes.Why?Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersMariahCareySexySantasYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"KrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Fruitcakes.Why?Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweaters

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mariah Carey
  2. Sexy Santas
  3. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  4. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  5. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  6. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  7. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  8. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  9. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  10. "The War on Christmas"
  11. Krampus
  12. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  13. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  14. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  15. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  16. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  17. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  18. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  19. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  20. Fruitcakes. Why?
  21. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  22. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  23. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  24. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  25. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  26. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  27. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  28. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  29. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  30. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  31. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  32. Grandma's itchy sweaters