Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedFruitcakes.Why?"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Krampus"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Grandma'sitchysweatersJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedFruitcakes.Why?"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Krampus"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Grandma'sitchysweatersJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  2. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  3. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  4. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  5. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  6. Mariah Carey
  7. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  8. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  9. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  10. Fruitcakes. Why?
  11. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  12. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  13. Sexy Santas
  14. "The War on Christmas"
  15. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  16. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  17. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  18. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  19. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  20. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  21. Krampus
  22. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  23. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  24. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  25. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  26. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  27. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  28. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  29. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  30. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  31. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  32. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store