Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantasLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantasLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  2. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  3. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  4. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  5. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  6. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  7. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  8. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  9. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  10. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  11. "The War on Christmas"
  12. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  13. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  14. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  15. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  16. Krampus
  17. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  18. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  19. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  20. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  21. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  22. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  23. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  24. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  25. Sexy Santas
  26. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  27. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  28. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  29. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  30. Fruitcakes. Why?
  31. Mariah Carey
  32. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well