Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceKrampus"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceKrampus"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
  1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  2. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  3. Krampus
  4. "The War on Christmas"
  5. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  6. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  7. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  8. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  9. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  10. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  11. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  12. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  13. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  14. Mariah Carey
  15. Fruitcakes. Why?
  16. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  17. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  18. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  19. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  20. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  21. Sexy Santas
  22. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  23. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  24. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  25. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  26. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  27. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  28. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  29. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  30. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  31. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  32. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"