Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsSexySantas"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.MariahCareyKrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversies"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieFruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"The WaronChristmas"Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Grandma'sitchysweatersMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsSexySantas"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.MariahCareyKrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversies"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieFruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"The WaronChristmas"Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Grandma'sitchysweatersMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  2. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  5. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  6. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  7. Sexy Santas
  8. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  9. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  10. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  11. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  12. Mariah Carey
  13. Krampus
  14. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  15. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  16. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  17. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  18. Fruitcakes. Why?
  19. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  20. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  21. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  22. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  23. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  24. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  25. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  26. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  27. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  28. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  29. "The War on Christmas"
  30. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  31. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  32. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.