(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
"The War on Christmas"
Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
Mariah Carey
Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
"Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
Fruitcakes. Why?
Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
"Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
Sexy Santas
Grandma's itchy sweaters
Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
Krampus
Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
