Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMariahCareyMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"The WaronChristmas"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassKrampusStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMariahCareyMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"The WaronChristmas"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassKrampusStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  2. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  3. Sexy Santas
  4. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  5. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  6. Fruitcakes. Why?
  7. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  8. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  9. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  10. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  11. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  12. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  13. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  14. Mariah Carey
  15. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  16. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  17. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  18. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  19. "The War on Christmas"
  20. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  21. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  22. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  23. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  24. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  25. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  26. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  27. Krampus
  28. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  29. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  30. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  31. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  32. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews