Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.KrampusAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellSexySantas"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"MariahCareyCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Grandma'sitchysweatersGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.KrampusAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellSexySantas"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"MariahCareyCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Grandma'sitchysweatersGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  2. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  3. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  4. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  5. Fruitcakes. Why?
  6. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  7. Krampus
  8. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  9. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  10. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  11. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  12. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  13. "The War on Christmas"
  14. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  15. Sexy Santas
  16. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  17. Mariah Carey
  18. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  19. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  20. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  21. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  22. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  23. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  24. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  25. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  27. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  28. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  29. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  30. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  31. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  32. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.