Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  2. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  5. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  6. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  9. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  10. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  11. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  12. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  13. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  14. Krampus
  15. Fruitcakes. Why?
  16. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  17. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  18. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  19. Mariah Carey
  20. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  21. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  22. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  23. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  24. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  25. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  26. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  27. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  28. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  29. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  30. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  31. Sexy Santas
  32. "The War on Christmas"