Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesKrampusBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Fruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.SexySantasThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking."The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMariahCareyThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayGrandma'sitchysweatersGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesKrampusBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Fruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.SexySantasThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking."The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMariahCareyThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayGrandma'sitchysweaters

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  2. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  3. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  4. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  5. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  6. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  7. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  8. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  9. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  10. Krampus
  11. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  12. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  13. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  14. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  15. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  16. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  17. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  18. Fruitcakes. Why?
  19. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  20. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  21. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  22. Sexy Santas
  23. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  24. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  25. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  26. "The War on Christmas"
  27. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  28. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  29. Mariah Carey
  30. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  31. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  32. Grandma's itchy sweaters