Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"Fruitcakes.Why?Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Grandma'sitchysweatersCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Being forcedto go toMidnightMassStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"Fruitcakes.Why?Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Grandma'sitchysweatersCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Being forcedto go toMidnightMassStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  2. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  3. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  4. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  5. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  6. Mariah Carey
  7. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  8. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  9. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  10. "The War on Christmas"
  11. Fruitcakes. Why?
  12. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  13. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  14. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  15. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  16. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  17. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  18. Sexy Santas
  19. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  20. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  22. Krampus
  23. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  24. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  25. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  26. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  27. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  28. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  29. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  30. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  31. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  32. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.