Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGrandma'sitchysweatersYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot of gratingand you don't have afood processor.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGrandma'sitchysweatersYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  2. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  3. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  4. Sexy Santas
  5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor.
  6. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  7. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  8. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  9. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  10. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  11. Mariah Carey
  12. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  13. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  14. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  15. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  16. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  17. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  18. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  19. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  20. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  21. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  22. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  23. Krampus
  24. Fruitcakes. Why?
  25. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  26. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  27. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  28. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  29. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  30. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  31. "The War on Christmas"
  32. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"