Snarky Holiday Bingo

Snarky Holiday Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 32 words: Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies, Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store, "The War on Christmas", Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews, "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year", Grandma's itchy sweaters, Mariah Carey, Krampus, That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized, Being forced to go to Midnight Mass, Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday, Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles, Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner, Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man, Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man, Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well, Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express", Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie, Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice, That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it., Sexy Santas, Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST, Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends., Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot of grating and you don't have a food processor., Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after., Fruitcakes. Why?, Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking., Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties, Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way., "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?", Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs. and Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met..

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