put fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancepunchedsomethingand hurtyourselfdoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifepreventableconcussion(s)kicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtlost manyteeth viaviolentmethodswent outsideandunderestimatedthe coldbroken abone(preventablesituation)approacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)tripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofbittenby wildanimalno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolhurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardconstantlycoveredin bruisesknowinglyatesomethingallergic tomicrowavesmetalspontaneouslywakes up withscratchesSwallowedchewablepills/medicinestuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorputhand inhot panpretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)went outsideunderestimatedthe heatput handin boilingwaterput fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancepunchedsomethingand hurtyourselfdoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifepreventableconcussion(s)kicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtlost manyteeth viaviolentmethodswent outsideandunderestimatedthe coldbroken abone(preventablesituation)approacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)tripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofbittenby wildanimalno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolhurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardconstantlycoveredin bruisesknowinglyatesomethingallergic tomicrowavesmetalspontaneouslywakes up withscratchesSwallowedchewablepills/medicinestuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorputhand inhot panpretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)went outsideunderestimatedthe heatput handin boilingwater

Dumbass Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. put fork in toasted/other electrical appliance
  2. punched something and hurt yourself
  3. doesn't know how to properly use a knife
  4. preventable concussion(s)
  5. kicked snow and turned out to be ice and hurt
  6. lost many teeth via violent methods
  7. went outside and underestimated the cold
  8. broken a bone (preventable situation)
  9. approaches wild animals casually (should have rabies by now)
  10. tripped on something you were aware of
  11. bitten by wild animal
  12. no spatial awareness so bump into things
  13. ate inedible things and had to call poison control
  14. hurt yourself from clapping hands too hard
  15. constantly covered in bruises
  16. knowingly ate something allergic to
  17. microwaves metal
  18. spontaneously wakes up with scratches
  19. Swallowed chewable pills/medicine
  20. stuck things in mouth, ears, noise, etc. that that to be removed by a doctor
  21. put hand in hot pan
  22. pretending to hit something and actually hit it (it hurt)
  23. went outside underestimated the heat
  24. put hand in boiling water