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Dumbass Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. broken a bone (preventable situation)
  2. spontaneously wakes up with scratches
  3. lost many teeth via violent methods
  4. put fork in toasted/other electrical appliance
  5. microwaves metal
  6. pretending to hit something and actually hit it (it hurt)
  7. preventable concussion(s)
  8. kicked snow and turned out to be ice and hurt
  9. punched something and hurt yourself
  10. put hand in hot pan
  11. put hand in boiling water
  12. hurt yourself from clapping hands too hard
  13. constantly covered in bruises
  14. Swallowed chewable pills/medicine
  15. went outside underestimated the heat
  16. approaches wild animals casually (should have rabies by now)
  17. tripped on something you were aware of
  18. no spatial awareness so bump into things
  19. stuck things in mouth, ears, noise, etc. that that to be removed by a doctor
  20. knowingly ate something allergic to
  21. went outside and underestimated the cold
  22. doesn't know how to properly use a knife
  23. ate inedible things and had to call poison control
  24. bitten by wild animal