preventableconcussion(s)tripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofputhand inhot panstuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorhurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardput fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancedoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifeput handin boilingwatermicrowavesmetalpretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)went outsideunderestimatedthe heatkicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsspontaneouslywakes up withscratchesate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolSwallowedchewablepills/medicineapproacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)lost manyteeth viaviolentmethodspunchedsomethingand hurtyourselfconstantlycoveredin bruisesbittenby wildanimalknowinglyatesomethingallergic towent outsideandunderestimatedthe coldbroken abone(preventablesituation)preventableconcussion(s)tripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofputhand inhot panstuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorhurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardput fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancedoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifeput handin boilingwatermicrowavesmetalpretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)went outsideunderestimatedthe heatkicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsspontaneouslywakes up withscratchesate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolSwallowedchewablepills/medicineapproacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)lost manyteeth viaviolentmethodspunchedsomethingand hurtyourselfconstantlycoveredin bruisesbittenby wildanimalknowinglyatesomethingallergic towent outsideandunderestimatedthe coldbroken abone(preventablesituation)

Dumbass Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. preventable concussion(s)
  2. tripped on something you were aware of
  3. put hand in hot pan
  4. stuck things in mouth, ears, noise, etc. that that to be removed by a doctor
  5. hurt yourself from clapping hands too hard
  6. put fork in toasted/other electrical appliance
  7. doesn't know how to properly use a knife
  8. put hand in boiling water
  9. microwaves metal
  10. pretending to hit something and actually hit it (it hurt)
  11. went outside underestimated the heat
  12. kicked snow and turned out to be ice and hurt
  13. no spatial awareness so bump into things
  14. spontaneously wakes up with scratches
  15. ate inedible things and had to call poison control
  16. Swallowed chewable pills/medicine
  17. approaches wild animals casually (should have rabies by now)
  18. lost many teeth via violent methods
  19. punched something and hurt yourself
  20. constantly covered in bruises
  21. bitten by wild animal
  22. knowingly ate something allergic to
  23. went outside and underestimated the cold
  24. broken a bone (preventable situation)