spontaneouslywakes up withscratchesSwallowedchewablepills/medicineconstantlycoveredin bruisesbittenby wildanimalput fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancelost manyteeth viaviolentmethodskicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtknowinglyatesomethingallergic topretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)microwavesmetalwent outsideunderestimatedthe heatno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolbroken abone(preventablesituation)hurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardtripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofdoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifepreventableconcussion(s)went outsideandunderestimatedthe coldapproacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)puthand inhot panput handin boilingwaterstuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorpunchedsomethingand hurtyourselfspontaneouslywakes up withscratchesSwallowedchewablepills/medicineconstantlycoveredin bruisesbittenby wildanimalput fork intoasted/otherelectricalappliancelost manyteeth viaviolentmethodskicked snowand turnedout to be iceand hurtknowinglyatesomethingallergic topretending tohitsomethingand actuallyhit it (it hurt)microwavesmetalwent outsideunderestimatedthe heatno spatialawarenessso bumpinto thingsate inediblethings andhad to callpoisoncontrolbroken abone(preventablesituation)hurt yourselffromclappinghands toohardtripped onsomethingyou wereaware ofdoesn'tknow howto properlyuse a knifepreventableconcussion(s)went outsideandunderestimatedthe coldapproacheswild animalscasually(should haverabies by now)puthand inhot panput handin boilingwaterstuck things inmouth, ears,noise, etc. thatthat to beremoved by adoctorpunchedsomethingand hurtyourself

Dumbass Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. spontaneously wakes up with scratches
  2. Swallowed chewable pills/medicine
  3. constantly covered in bruises
  4. bitten by wild animal
  5. put fork in toasted/other electrical appliance
  6. lost many teeth via violent methods
  7. kicked snow and turned out to be ice and hurt
  8. knowingly ate something allergic to
  9. pretending to hit something and actually hit it (it hurt)
  10. microwaves metal
  11. went outside underestimated the heat
  12. no spatial awareness so bump into things
  13. ate inedible things and had to call poison control
  14. broken a bone (preventable situation)
  15. hurt yourself from clapping hands too hard
  16. tripped on something you were aware of
  17. doesn't know how to properly use a knife
  18. preventable concussion(s)
  19. went outside and underestimated the cold
  20. approaches wild animals casually (should have rabies by now)
  21. put hand in hot pan
  22. put hand in boiling water
  23. stuck things in mouth, ears, noise, etc. that that to be removed by a doctor
  24. punched something and hurt yourself