(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Montauk AFB vanishes. 4-Star General claims, on the record, that it never existed.
UAP crash landing triggers national media firestorm. Officials don't even try to come up with a valid excuse.
Psilocybin, MDMA, and LSA approved for medicinal use by 2025
Elon Musk builds a Gonk Droid and sells it for $14,000. It is functionless.
Ellen starts a podcast after she runs out of show royalties. Dhar Mann is a guest in the first episode.
Assassination attempt against Gretchen Whitmer
Robert Pattinson films a promo with Nubilesfilm because he secretly wanted to anyway.
Hank Smith gets a sunburn so bad he wears a compression mask to a speaking event.
Mark Zuckerburg ousted from META.
Eastern Oregon cult under investigation for mass manufacture of ricin. "We promise this is nothing like the last time," says spokeswoman.
Abortion successfully outlawed in 33 states.
Radiation leak in Florida causes a portion of the Gulf of Mexico to be uninhabitable.
Deadly dormant virus released by archeological dig in Egypt, triggering regional quarantine and a Mummy reboot.
Isaac finally snaps and gives Ryan his most braindead takes to get him to stop talking.
Homeless population in LA county exceeds 10% of total population.
Isaac finally reads the Monas Hieroglyphica, getting way too into esotericism and tries to put a curse on Greg Locke.
Isaac gets a summer job at a firewatch tower and refuses to leave.
Isaac searches the recipe for napalm on a work computer and forgets to delete the search history.
Pfizer fined $250,000 for using human clones as experiment guinea pigs. Clones euthanized by firing squad.
Warren Buffet slips into a Dairy-Queen induced coma. Wakes up claiming to have been visited by three spirits. Donates entire net worth to the Global Relief Foundation.
Alcubierre drive prorotype built by USAF. Accidentally switched on by careless intern, 10 sq miles of Nebraskan wilderness spaghettified.
Trump does not win the 2024 presidential election. Dies shortly afterward.
Ben Carson was dead the whole time.
Matt Gaetz goes to jail.
Brexit occurs without warning on Wednesday 1 of May, 2024.
Isaac pretends to be psychic to get out of an argument
Mitt Romney releases a sexy calendar to raise money for reelection. Breaks previous fundraising records
