(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Isaac gets a summer job at a firewatch tower and refuses to leave.
Isaac searches the recipe for napalm on a work computer and forgets to delete the search history.
Homeless population in LA county exceeds 10% of total population.
Mark Zuckerburg ousted from META.
Radiation leak in Florida causes a portion of the Gulf of Mexico to be uninhabitable.
Brexit occurs without warning on Wednesday 1 of May, 2024.
Pfizer fined $250,000 for using human clones as experiment guinea pigs. Clones euthanized by firing squad.
Deadly dormant virus released by archeological dig in Egypt, triggering regional quarantine and a Mummy reboot.
Warren Buffet slips into a Dairy-Queen induced coma. Wakes up claiming to have been visited by three spirits. Donates entire net worth to the Global Relief Foundation.
Ellen starts a podcast after she runs out of show royalties. Dhar Mann is a guest in the first episode.
Alcubierre drive prorotype built by USAF. Accidentally switched on by careless intern, 10 sq miles of Nebraskan wilderness spaghettified.
Donald Trump is never prosecuted.
Eastern Oregon cult under investigation for mass manufacture of ricin. "We promise this is nothing like the last time," says spokeswoman.
Isaac finally reads the Monas Hieroglyphica, getting way too into esotericism and tries to put a curse on Greg Locke.
Matt Gaetz goes to jail.
Assassination attempt against Gretchen Whitmer
Robert Pattinson films a promo with Nubilesfilm because he secretly wanted to anyway.
Isaac pretends to be psychic to get out of an argument
Isaac finally snaps and gives Ryan his most braindead takes to get him to stop talking.
Elon Musk builds a Gonk Droid and sells it for $14,000. It is functionless.
Trump does not win the 2024 presidential election. Dies shortly afterward.
Hank Smith gets a sunburn so bad he wears a compression mask to a speaking event.
UAP crash landing triggers national media firestorm. Officials don't even try to come up with a valid excuse.
Abortion successfully outlawed in 33 states.
Mitt Romney releases a sexy calendar to raise money for reelection. Breaks previous fundraising records
Psilocybin, MDMA, and LSA approved for medicinal use by 2025
Montauk AFB vanishes. 4-Star General claims, on the record, that it never existed.
