callaccidentallyor randomlydrops"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues""I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"thought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsrandombackgroundshoutingUnreasonablyangry callera dog orotheranimal isaudible"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"caller getsanotherperson onthe lineEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitTHEYput YOUon holdget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledsomeonestartsswearingsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]""No other[company]makes medo this!""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"agonizinglylong/uncooperativecallCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namehorrificaudioqualityoff-topicramblingcallerfixes theirownproblemcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faulttransferto PQSecurityquestionsfailedconstantbackgroundringing/droningcallaccidentallyor randomlydrops"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues""I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"thought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsrandombackgroundshoutingUnreasonablyangry callera dog orotheranimal isaudible"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"caller getsanotherperson onthe lineEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitTHEYput YOUon holdget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledsomeonestartsswearingsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]""No other[company]makes medo this!""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"agonizinglylong/uncooperativecallCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namehorrificaudioqualityoff-topicramblingcallerfixes theirownproblemcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faulttransferto PQSecurityquestionsfailedconstantbackgroundringing/droning

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. call accidentally or randomly drops
  2. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  3. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  4. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  5. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  6. random background shouting
  7. Unreasonably angry caller
  8. a dog or other animal is audible
  9. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  10. caller gets another person on the line
  11. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  12. THEY put YOU on hold
  13. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  14. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  15. someone starts swearing
  16. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  17. caller actually knows Customer ID
  18. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  19. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  20. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  21. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  22. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  23. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  24. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  25. horrific audio quality
  26. off-topic rambling
  27. caller fixes their own problem
  28. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  29. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  30. transfer to PQ
  31. Security questions failed
  32. constant background ringing/droning