"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"Caller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"someonestartsswearingthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDtransferto PQget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferSecurityquestionsfailedhorrificaudioquality"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callaccidentallyor randomlydropscaller getsanotherperson onthe lineTHEYput YOUon hold"No other[company]makes medo this!"Caller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Even theSME isstumpedfor a bit"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"constantbackgroundringing/droningagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallUnreasonablyangry callercalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcallerfixes theirownproblem"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"a dog orotheranimal isaudiblerandombackgroundshoutingFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueoff-topicramblingthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call ends"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"Caller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"someonestartsswearingthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDtransferto PQget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferSecurityquestionsfailedhorrificaudioquality"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callaccidentallyor randomlydropscaller getsanotherperson onthe lineTHEYput YOUon hold"No other[company]makes medo this!"Caller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Even theSME isstumpedfor a bit"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"constantbackgroundringing/droningagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallUnreasonablyangry callercalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcallerfixes theirownproblem"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"a dog orotheranimal isaudiblerandombackgroundshoutingFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueoff-topicramblingthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call ends

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  2. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  3. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  4. someone starts swearing
  5. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  6. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  7. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  8. transfer to PQ
  9. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  10. Security questions failed
  11. horrific audio quality
  12. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  13. call accidentally or randomly drops
  14. caller gets another person on the line
  15. THEY put YOU on hold
  16. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  17. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  18. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  19. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  20. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  21. constant background ringing/droning
  22. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  23. Unreasonably angry caller
  24. caller actually knows Customer ID
  25. caller fixes their own problem
  26. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  27. a dog or other animal is audible
  28. random background shouting
  29. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  30. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  31. off-topic rambling
  32. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends