"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"caller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDcallerfixes theirownproblemCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsEven theSME isstumpedfor a bit"No other[company]makes medo this!"transferto PQsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller hangsup beforefixing theissuethey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)a dog orotheranimal isaudibleget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferUnreasonablyangry callerCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"Securityquestionsfailedagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallhorrificaudioquality"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"calleractuallyknowsCustomer ID"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"constantbackgroundringing/droningFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledTHEYput YOUon hold"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"callaccidentallyor randomlydropsoff-topicramblingsomeonestartsswearingrandombackgroundshoutingcaller getsanotherperson onthe line"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"caller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDcallerfixes theirownproblemCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsEven theSME isstumpedfor a bit"No other[company]makes medo this!"transferto PQsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller hangsup beforefixing theissuethey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)a dog orotheranimal isaudibleget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferUnreasonablyangry callerCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"Securityquestionsfailedagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallhorrificaudioquality"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"calleractuallyknowsCustomer ID"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"constantbackgroundringing/droningFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledTHEYput YOUon hold"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"callaccidentallyor randomlydropsoff-topicramblingsomeonestartsswearingrandombackgroundshoutingcaller getsanotherperson onthe line

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  2. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  3. caller fixes their own problem
  4. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  5. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  6. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  7. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  8. transfer to PQ
  9. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  10. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  11. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  12. a dog or other animal is audible
  13. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  14. Unreasonably angry caller
  15. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  16. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  17. Security questions failed
  18. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  19. horrific audio quality
  20. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  21. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  22. caller actually knows Customer ID
  23. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  24. constant background ringing/droning
  25. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  26. THEY put YOU on hold
  27. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  28. call accidentally or randomly drops
  29. off-topic rambling
  30. someone starts swearing
  31. random background shouting
  32. caller gets another person on the line