thought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsoff-topicrambling"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"they ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)a dog orotheranimal isaudiblecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledSecurityquestionsfailedagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferhorrificaudioqualitytransferto PQ"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"caller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDrandombackgroundshoutingCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird nameconstantbackgroundringing/droningsomeonestartsswearingcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitUnreasonablyangry caller"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""No other[company]makes medo this!""I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callerfixes theirownproblemTHEYput YOUon holdcaller getsanotherperson onthe lineCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"callaccidentallyor randomlydropssomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsoff-topicrambling"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"they ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)a dog orotheranimal isaudiblecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledSecurityquestionsfailedagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferhorrificaudioqualitytransferto PQ"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"caller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDrandombackgroundshoutingCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird nameconstantbackgroundringing/droningsomeonestartsswearingcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitUnreasonablyangry caller"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""No other[company]makes medo this!""I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callerfixes theirownproblemTHEYput YOUon holdcaller getsanotherperson onthe lineCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"callaccidentallyor randomlydropssomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheard

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  2. off-topic rambling
  3. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  4. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  5. a dog or other animal is audible
  6. caller actually knows Customer ID
  7. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  8. Security questions failed
  9. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  10. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  11. horrific audio quality
  12. transfer to PQ
  13. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  14. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  15. random background shouting
  16. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  17. constant background ringing/droning
  18. someone starts swearing
  19. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  20. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  21. Unreasonably angry caller
  22. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  23. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  24. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  25. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  26. caller fixes their own problem
  27. THEY put YOU on hold
  28. caller gets another person on the line
  29. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  30. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  31. call accidentally or randomly drops
  32. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard