"No other[company]makes medo this!""Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"horrificaudioqualityUnreasonablyangry caller"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"thought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsa dog orotheranimal isaudible"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"off-topicramblingcallerfixes theirownproblemTHEYput YOUon holdget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferconstantbackgroundringing/droning"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardtransferto PQ"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"someonestartsswearingEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitrandombackgroundshoutingSecurityquestionsfailedcallaccidentallyor randomlydropscaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"agonizinglylong/uncooperativecallcaller getsanotherperson onthe lineCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcaller hangsup beforefixing theissuethey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)"No other[company]makes medo this!""Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"horrificaudioqualityUnreasonablyangry caller"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"thought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsa dog orotheranimal isaudible"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"off-topicramblingcallerfixes theirownproblemTHEYput YOUon holdget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferconstantbackgroundringing/droning"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardtransferto PQ"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"someonestartsswearingEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitrandombackgroundshoutingSecurityquestionsfailedcallaccidentallyor randomlydropscaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"agonizinglylong/uncooperativecallcaller getsanotherperson onthe lineCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDcaller hangsup beforefixing theissuethey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  2. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  3. horrific audio quality
  4. Unreasonably angry caller
  5. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  6. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  7. a dog or other animal is audible
  8. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  9. off-topic rambling
  10. caller fixes their own problem
  11. THEY put YOU on hold
  12. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  13. constant background ringing/droning
  14. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  15. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  16. transfer to PQ
  17. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  18. someone starts swearing
  19. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  20. random background shouting
  21. Security questions failed
  22. call accidentally or randomly drops
  23. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  24. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  25. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  26. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  27. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  28. caller gets another person on the line
  29. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  30. caller actually knows Customer ID
  31. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  32. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)