constantbackgroundringing/droningrandombackgroundshouting"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"callaccidentallyor randomlydrops"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"caller getsanotherperson onthe linecallerfixes theirownproblemCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namethought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call ends"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"off-topicramblingsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller hangsup beforefixing theissue"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Securityquestionsfailedhorrificaudioqualitysomeonestartsswearingtransferto PQEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDcalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)Unreasonablyangry calleragonizinglylong/uncooperativecallget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransfer"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"THEYput YOUon holdCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"No other[company]makes medo this!"a dog orotheranimal isaudibleconstantbackgroundringing/droningrandombackgroundshouting"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"callaccidentallyor randomlydrops"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe""I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"caller getsanotherperson onthe linecallerfixes theirownproblemCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namethought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call ends"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice"off-topicramblingsomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardcaller hangsup beforefixing theissue"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Securityquestionsfailedhorrificaudioqualitysomeonestartsswearingtransferto PQEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDcalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)Unreasonablyangry calleragonizinglylong/uncooperativecallget knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransfer"I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"THEYput YOUon holdCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour fault"No other[company]makes medo this!"a dog orotheranimal isaudible

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. constant background ringing/droning
  2. random background shouting
  3. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  4. call accidentally or randomly drops
  5. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  6. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  7. caller gets another person on the line
  8. caller fixes their own problem
  9. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  10. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  11. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  12. off-topic rambling
  13. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  14. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  15. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  16. Security questions failed
  17. horrific audio quality
  18. someone starts swearing
  19. transfer to PQ
  20. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  21. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  22. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  23. caller actually knows Customer ID
  24. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  25. Unreasonably angry caller
  26. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  27. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  28. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  29. THEY put YOU on hold
  30. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  31. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  32. a dog or other animal is audible