get knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransfercaller wantsto view claimwithout auser ID"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Securityquestionsfailedtransferto PQcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultcallaccidentallyor randomlydropsthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)constantbackgroundringing/droningUnreasonablyangry callercalleractuallyknowsCustomer ID"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"someonestartsswearing"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can behearda dog orotheranimal isaudibleCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"No other[company]makes medo this!"caller getsanotherperson onthe linecallerfixes theirownproblemEven theSME isstumpedfor a bit"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"THEYput YOUon holdhorrificaudioqualityrandombackgroundshoutingoff-topicrambling"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"get knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransfercaller wantsto view claimwithout auser ID"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"Securityquestionsfailedtransferto PQcaller hangsup beforefixing theissueFlabbersgasted;bamsboozledthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endsagonizinglylong/uncooperativecallCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultcallaccidentallyor randomlydropsthey ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)constantbackgroundringing/droningUnreasonablyangry callercalleractuallyknowsCustomer ID"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"someonestartsswearing"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"someone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can behearda dog orotheranimal isaudibleCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird name"No other[company]makes medo this!"caller getsanotherperson onthe linecallerfixes theirownproblemEven theSME isstumpedfor a bit"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before"THEYput YOUon holdhorrificaudioqualityrandombackgroundshoutingoff-topicrambling"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  2. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  3. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  4. Security questions failed
  5. transfer to PQ
  6. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  7. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  8. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  9. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  10. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  11. call accidentally or randomly drops
  12. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  13. constant background ringing/droning
  14. Unreasonably angry caller
  15. caller actually knows Customer ID
  16. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  17. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  18. someone starts swearing
  19. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"
  20. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  21. a dog or other animal is audible
  22. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  23. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  24. caller gets another person on the line
  25. caller fixes their own problem
  26. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  27. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  28. THEY put YOU on hold
  29. horrific audio quality
  30. random background shouting
  31. off-topic rambling
  32. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"