Securityquestionsfaileda dog orotheranimal isaudiblecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDtransferto PQhorrificaudioqualitycaller hangsup beforefixing theissuesomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDconstantbackgroundringing/droningrandombackgroundshouting"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""No other[company]makes medo this!"get knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namecaller getsanotherperson onthe line"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"Flabbersgasted;bamsboozled"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callerfixes theirownproblemthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endssomeonestartsswearingTHEYput YOUon holdoff-topicramblingcallaccidentallyor randomlydropsUnreasonablyangry calleragonizinglylong/uncooperativecall"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"they ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"Securityquestionsfaileda dog orotheranimal isaudiblecalleractuallyknowsCustomer IDtransferto PQhorrificaudioqualitycaller hangsup beforefixing theissuesomeone istalking off-micwho probablydoesn't thinkthey can beheardCaller dialedwrong number;somehow thatsyour faultEven theSME isstumpedfor a bitcaller wantsto view claimwithout auser IDconstantbackgroundringing/droningrandombackgroundshouting"I'm callingfromprovider'soffice""No other[company]makes medo this!"get knee-deepin ATS/CS/RVonly to findout it's a PQtransferCaller callsEoBs (orsimilar term)by some otherweird namecaller getsanotherperson onthe line"My name is[generic firstname] [genericlast name orjust the initial]"Flabbersgasted;bamsboozled"I've neverhad aproblem withthis before""I've beendoing this for[number]years withno issues"callerfixes theirownproblemthought ofsomethingadditional youcould've doneright AFTERthe call endssomeonestartsswearingTHEYput YOUon holdoff-topicramblingcallaccidentallyor randomlydropsUnreasonablyangry calleragonizinglylong/uncooperativecall"Waitaren't you[insertpayer]?!"they ask USto call thepayer (oranyonereally)"I'm not atech person /I'm atechnophobe"

P2 Lunacy - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Security questions failed
  2. a dog or other animal is audible
  3. caller actually knows Customer ID
  4. transfer to PQ
  5. horrific audio quality
  6. caller hangs up before fixing the issue
  7. someone is talking off-mic who probably doesn't think they can be heard
  8. Caller dialed wrong number; somehow thats your fault
  9. Even the SME is stumped for a bit
  10. caller wants to view claim without a user ID
  11. constant background ringing/droning
  12. random background shouting
  13. "I'm calling from provider's office"
  14. "No other [company] makes me do this!"
  15. get knee-deep in ATS/CS/RV only to find out it's a PQ transfer
  16. Caller calls EoBs (or similar term) by some other weird name
  17. caller gets another person on the line
  18. "My name is [generic first name] [generic last name or just the initial]"
  19. Flabbers gasted; bams boozled
  20. "I've never had a problem with this before"
  21. "I've been doing this for [number] years with no issues"
  22. caller fixes their own problem
  23. thought of something additional you could've done right AFTER the call ends
  24. someone starts swearing
  25. THEY put YOU on hold
  26. off-topic rambling
  27. call accidentally or randomly drops
  28. Unreasonably angry caller
  29. agonizingly long/uncooperative call
  30. "Wait aren't you [insert payer]?!"
  31. they ask US to call the payer (or anyone really)
  32. "I'm not a tech person / I'm a technophobe"