senior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverdidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies insideperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientsurreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”gaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptiondescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancetook a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&P“youlooktired”tried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou cryelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing itfelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroomhad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recspresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintwent to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibespatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofconfidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundsnodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2missed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6daysaccepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third timetried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedgetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timefelt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediatelysenior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverdidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies insideperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientsurreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”gaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptiondescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancetook a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&P“youlooktired”tried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou cryelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing itfelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroomhad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recspresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintwent to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibespatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofconfidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundsnodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2missed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6daysaccepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third timetried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedgetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timefelt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediately

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. senior asked why you elected to d/c certain home meds on med rec and having to figure out how to say it was completely arbitrary and you have no explanation whatsoever
  2. didn’t know whether to cut the rambling patient off and look like an asshole or let them continue while the rest of your team dies inside
  3. perfectly describing the indications for the current procedure except it’s the wrong patient
  4. surreptitiously googling “alternatives to medical residency”
  5. gaslit by nursing as to why they cannot fulfill your reasonable request that is within their job description
  6. describing a very possible and life threatening complication during sign-out without corresponding anticipatory guidance
  7. took a meticulous history and ROS, none of which you can remember while writing the H&P
  8. “you look tired”
  9. tried and failed to hide the fact that the mean consultant on the phone made you cry
  10. electing to ignore your patient’s anion gap because you have no idea what it means or what may be causing it
  11. felt excessively incensed when someone else is sitting at your usual computer in the workroom
  12. had to explain to the consulting attending why you completely ignored their recs
  13. presented your flawless plan for managing a patient’s tertiary issue while completely neglecting their chief complaint
  14. went to tell your attending your patient is acutely decompensating and you don’t know what to do and felt big “mom I threw up” vibes
  15. patient asked are you my doctor and awkwardly had to explain that you are in charge of their care despite having no medical certification to speak of
  16. confidently told the patient your plan on pre-rounds only to have it destroyed on rounds
  17. nodding along when your attending is talking about always interpreting your own imaging studies even though you still can’t remember the difference between T1 and T2
  18. missed lunch, had to decide whether to starve or house a cold cosmic burrito at 3pm
  19. shocked there is no uptodate article for the treatment of this atypical disease presentation in your patient with 13 rare comorbidities
  20. heartily agreeing when your patient is chatting about the weather bc you don’t have the heart to tell them you haven’t seen daylight in 6 days
  21. accepted your patient is going to have low K bc you cant bring yourself to ask your senior to sign your order for electrolytes a third time
  22. tried to be proactive, made things more difficult for everyone involved
  23. getting out early and truly feeling at a loss as to what to do with 2 full hours of free time
  24. felt narc’d on when attending gets added to the secure chat after you don’t respond immediately