took a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&Phad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recsperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientpresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintdidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies inside“youlooktired”confidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundsheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6dayspatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofsenior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverwent to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibesaccepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third timetried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedfelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroomgetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timenodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2gaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptionelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing ittried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou cryshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesdescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancefelt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediatelymissed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmsurreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”took a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&Phad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recsperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientpresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintdidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies inside“youlooktired”confidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundsheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6dayspatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofsenior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverwent to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibesaccepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third timetried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedfelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroomgetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timenodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2gaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptionelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing ittried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou cryshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesdescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancefelt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediatelymissed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmsurreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. took a meticulous history and ROS, none of which you can remember while writing the H&P
  2. had to explain to the consulting attending why you completely ignored their recs
  3. perfectly describing the indications for the current procedure except it’s the wrong patient
  4. presented your flawless plan for managing a patient’s tertiary issue while completely neglecting their chief complaint
  5. didn’t know whether to cut the rambling patient off and look like an asshole or let them continue while the rest of your team dies inside
  6. “you look tired”
  7. confidently told the patient your plan on pre-rounds only to have it destroyed on rounds
  8. heartily agreeing when your patient is chatting about the weather bc you don’t have the heart to tell them you haven’t seen daylight in 6 days
  9. patient asked are you my doctor and awkwardly had to explain that you are in charge of their care despite having no medical certification to speak of
  10. senior asked why you elected to d/c certain home meds on med rec and having to figure out how to say it was completely arbitrary and you have no explanation whatsoever
  11. went to tell your attending your patient is acutely decompensating and you don’t know what to do and felt big “mom I threw up” vibes
  12. accepted your patient is going to have low K bc you cant bring yourself to ask your senior to sign your order for electrolytes a third time
  13. tried to be proactive, made things more difficult for everyone involved
  14. felt excessively incensed when someone else is sitting at your usual computer in the workroom
  15. getting out early and truly feeling at a loss as to what to do with 2 full hours of free time
  16. nodding along when your attending is talking about always interpreting your own imaging studies even though you still can’t remember the difference between T1 and T2
  17. gaslit by nursing as to why they cannot fulfill your reasonable request that is within their job description
  18. electing to ignore your patient’s anion gap because you have no idea what it means or what may be causing it
  19. tried and failed to hide the fact that the mean consultant on the phone made you cry
  20. shocked there is no uptodate article for the treatment of this atypical disease presentation in your patient with 13 rare comorbidities
  21. describing a very possible and life threatening complication during sign-out without corresponding anticipatory guidance
  22. felt narc’d on when attending gets added to the secure chat after you don’t respond immediately
  23. missed lunch, had to decide whether to starve or house a cold cosmic burrito at 3pm
  24. surreptitiously googling “alternatives to medical residency”