This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: accepted your patient is going to have low K bc you cant bring yourself to ask your senior to sign your order for electrolytes a third time, presented your flawless plan for managing a patient’s tertiary issue while completely neglecting their chief complaint, tried and failed to hide the fact that the mean consultant on the phone made you cry, went to tell your attending your patient is acutely decompensating and you don’t know what to do and felt big “mom I threw up” vibes, confidently told the patient your plan on pre-rounds only to have it destroyed on rounds, felt narc’d on when attending gets added to the secure chat after you don’t respond immediately, missed lunch, had to decide whether to starve or house a cold cosmic burrito at 3pm, had to explain to the consulting attending why you completely ignored their recs, didn’t know whether to cut the rambling patient off and look like an asshole or let them continue while the rest of your team dies inside, patient asked are you my doctor and awkwardly had to explain that you are in charge of their care despite having no medical certification to speak of, shocked there is no uptodate article for the treatment of this atypical disease presentation in your patient with 13 rare comorbidities, took a meticulous history and ROS, none of which you can remember while writing the H&P, senior asked why you elected to d/c certain home meds on med rec and having to figure out how to say it was completely arbitrary and you have no explanation whatsoever, gaslit by nursing as to why they cannot fulfill your reasonable request that is within their job description, tried to be proactive, made things more difficult for everyone involved, describing a very possible and life threatening complication during sign-out without corresponding anticipatory guidance, surreptitiously googling “alternatives to medical residency”, electing to ignore your patient’s anion gap because you have no idea what it means or what may be causing it, perfectly describing the indications for the current procedure except it’s the wrong patient, “you look tired”, getting out early and truly feeling at a loss as to what to do with 2 full hours of free time, nodding along when your attending is talking about always interpreting your own imaging studies even though you still can’t remember the difference between T1 and T2, felt excessively incensed when someone else is sitting at your usual computer in the workroom and heartily agreeing when your patient is chatting about the weather bc you don’t have the heart to tell them you haven’t seen daylight in 6 days.
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