Noemployeedirectory"The creditunion isnowclosed"Upgradefixes issue,client doesn'twant toupgradePhonesystem isalternatingvoices foreach choiceCase is highor urgent,issue istrivialClippedholdmusicFirst optionin directoryis asking ifyou want thedirectoryClientwho isalways ajerkHave to sitthroughentiredirectory"You'vereach theend of thenumbers!"Client saysthey followedsteps, butdidn'tNo wayto talk toa humanTyped in thename, getsomeoneelseClientupdates thecase, thencallsrepeatedly"The releasebroke it" butit neverworkedClient thinksyou're thegreatest fora simple fix"can yougive anyinsight..."UserErrorClient hasopened severalcases in a row,only answersphone once.OUTAGE"Call me!"you getvoicemailVoicemailis fullNetworkissues "butour networkis fine"Voicemailis not setup yetCase is highor urgent,issue hasexisted for "awhile"Code isoldenough todrivePhonesystemtoocheerfulCase is aword salad,client isn'tmuch betterWho needslast names inan employeedirectory?Not this clientDirectoryspellseverynameCode isoldenough todrinkRareproducts:ACSJ, CIR,OnBase,HMDATheemployeedirectory isthe LASTCHOICE15m ofaccessissuesEscalationPhonesystem voiceis clearly ascreenreaderMDTActuallyAnswersClientclickedcallbackbutton, didn'texplain whyHalf thedirectory isno name, justextensionnumberWeird fluteor whistlemusic whileon holdPDFCrasheswhere thesettings arewrongThird-PartyIT StaffCall MDT,nobodyanswersThe phonesystemhas a firstnameCode is anunsupportednightmareVoicemailhas neitherextensionnor nameHold timeof 5minutesor moreClient is madabout theanswer (notan upgrade)Noemployeedirectory"The creditunion isnowclosed"Upgradefixes issue,client doesn'twant toupgradePhonesystem isalternatingvoices foreach choiceCase is highor urgent,issue istrivialClippedholdmusicFirst optionin directoryis asking ifyou want thedirectoryClientwho isalways ajerkHave to sitthroughentiredirectory"You'vereach theend of thenumbers!"Client saysthey followedsteps, butdidn'tNo wayto talk toa humanTyped in thename, getsomeoneelseClientupdates thecase, thencallsrepeatedly"The releasebroke it" butit neverworkedClient thinksyou're thegreatest fora simple fix"can yougive anyinsight..."UserErrorClient hasopened severalcases in a row,only answersphone once.OUTAGE"Call me!"you getvoicemailVoicemailis fullNetworkissues "butour networkis fine"Voicemailis not setup yetCase is highor urgent,issue hasexisted for "awhile"Code isoldenough todrivePhonesystemtoocheerfulCase is aword salad,client isn'tmuch betterWho needslast names inan employeedirectory?Not this clientDirectoryspellseverynameCode isoldenough todrinkRareproducts:ACSJ, CIR,OnBase,HMDATheemployeedirectory isthe LASTCHOICE15m ofaccessissuesEscalationPhonesystem voiceis clearly ascreenreaderMDTActuallyAnswersClientclickedcallbackbutton, didn'texplain whyHalf thedirectory isno name, justextensionnumberWeird fluteor whistlemusic whileon holdPDFCrasheswhere thesettings arewrongThird-PartyIT StaffCall MDT,nobodyanswersThe phonesystemhas a firstnameCode is anunsupportednightmareVoicemailhas neitherextensionnor nameHold timeof 5minutesor moreClient is madabout theanswer (notan upgrade)

Client Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No employee directory
  2. "The credit union is now closed"
  3. Upgrade fixes issue, client doesn't want to upgrade
  4. Phone system is alternating voices for each choice
  5. Case is high or urgent, issue is trivial
  6. Clipped hold music
  7. First option in directory is asking if you want the directory
  8. Client who is always a jerk
  9. Have to sit through entire directory
  10. "You've reach the end of the numbers!"
  11. Client says they followed steps, but didn't
  12. No way to talk to a human
  13. Typed in the name, get someone else
  14. Client updates the case, then calls repeatedly
  15. "The release broke it" but it never worked
  16. Client thinks you're the greatest for a simple fix
  17. "can you give any insight..."
  18. User Error
  19. Client has opened several cases in a row, only answers phone once.
  20. OUTAGE
  21. "Call me!" you get voicemail
  22. Voicemail is full
  23. Network issues "but our network is fine"
  24. Voicemail is not set up yet
  25. Case is high or urgent, issue has existed for "a while"
  26. Code is old enough to drive
  27. Phone system too cheerful
  28. Case is a word salad, client isn't much better
  29. Who needs last names in an employee directory? Not this client
  30. Directory spells every name
  31. Code is old enough to drink
  32. Rare products: ACSJ, CIR, OnBase, HMDA
  33. The employee directory is the LAST CHOICE
  34. 15m of access issues
  35. Escalation
  36. Phone system voice is clearly a screen reader
  37. MDT Actually Answers
  38. Client clicked callback button, didn't explain why
  39. Half the directory is no name, just extension number
  40. Weird flute or whistle music while on hold
  41. PDF Crashes where the settings are wrong
  42. Third-Party IT Staff
  43. Call MDT, nobody answers
  44. The phone system has a first name
  45. Code is an unsupported nightmare
  46. Voicemail has neither extension nor name
  47. Hold time of 5 minutes or more
  48. Client is mad about the answer (not an upgrade)