"The creditunion isnowclosed"Theemployeedirectory isthe LASTCHOICEPhonesystemtoocheerfulCode isoldenough todrinkRareproducts:ACSJ, CIR,OnBase,HMDAWho needslast names inan employeedirectory?Not this clientThe phonesystemhas a firstnameUpgradefixes issue,client doesn'twant toupgradeVoicemailis not setup yetMDTActuallyAnswersUserErrorNo wayto talk toa humanCode is anunsupportednightmareCode isoldenough todrive"Call me!"you getvoicemailWeird fluteor whistlemusic whileon holdClientwho isalways ajerkCase is highor urgent,issue hasexisted for "awhile"Case is aword salad,client isn'tmuch betterPhonesystem isalternatingvoices foreach choice"The releasebroke it" butit neverworkedClient is madabout theanswer (notan upgrade)Noemployeedirectory"can yougive anyinsight..."Have to sitthroughentiredirectoryDirectoryspellseverynameTyped in thename, getsomeoneelsePhonesystem voiceis clearly ascreenreaderCall MDT,nobodyanswers15m ofaccessissuesNetworkissues "butour networkis fine"Voicemailis full"You'vereach theend of thenumbers!"First optionin directoryis asking ifyou want thedirectoryVoicemailhas neitherextensionnor nameThird-PartyIT StaffClient saysthey followedsteps, butdidn'tClippedholdmusicCase is highor urgent,issue istrivialClientupdates thecase, thencallsrepeatedlyClient hasopened severalcases in a row,only answersphone once.Hold timeof 5minutesor moreClientclickedcallbackbutton, didn'texplain whyOUTAGEClient thinksyou're thegreatest fora simple fixEscalationPDFCrasheswhere thesettings arewrongHalf thedirectory isno name, justextensionnumber"The creditunion isnowclosed"Theemployeedirectory isthe LASTCHOICEPhonesystemtoocheerfulCode isoldenough todrinkRareproducts:ACSJ, CIR,OnBase,HMDAWho needslast names inan employeedirectory?Not this clientThe phonesystemhas a firstnameUpgradefixes issue,client doesn'twant toupgradeVoicemailis not setup yetMDTActuallyAnswersUserErrorNo wayto talk toa humanCode is anunsupportednightmareCode isoldenough todrive"Call me!"you getvoicemailWeird fluteor whistlemusic whileon holdClientwho isalways ajerkCase is highor urgent,issue hasexisted for "awhile"Case is aword salad,client isn'tmuch betterPhonesystem isalternatingvoices foreach choice"The releasebroke it" butit neverworkedClient is madabout theanswer (notan upgrade)Noemployeedirectory"can yougive anyinsight..."Have to sitthroughentiredirectoryDirectoryspellseverynameTyped in thename, getsomeoneelsePhonesystem voiceis clearly ascreenreaderCall MDT,nobodyanswers15m ofaccessissuesNetworkissues "butour networkis fine"Voicemailis full"You'vereach theend of thenumbers!"First optionin directoryis asking ifyou want thedirectoryVoicemailhas neitherextensionnor nameThird-PartyIT StaffClient saysthey followedsteps, butdidn'tClippedholdmusicCase is highor urgent,issue istrivialClientupdates thecase, thencallsrepeatedlyClient hasopened severalcases in a row,only answersphone once.Hold timeof 5minutesor moreClientclickedcallbackbutton, didn'texplain whyOUTAGEClient thinksyou're thegreatest fora simple fixEscalationPDFCrasheswhere thesettings arewrongHalf thedirectory isno name, justextensionnumber

Client Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The credit union is now closed"
  2. The employee directory is the LAST CHOICE
  3. Phone system too cheerful
  4. Code is old enough to drink
  5. Rare products: ACSJ, CIR, OnBase, HMDA
  6. Who needs last names in an employee directory? Not this client
  7. The phone system has a first name
  8. Upgrade fixes issue, client doesn't want to upgrade
  9. Voicemail is not set up yet
  10. MDT Actually Answers
  11. User Error
  12. No way to talk to a human
  13. Code is an unsupported nightmare
  14. Code is old enough to drive
  15. "Call me!" you get voicemail
  16. Weird flute or whistle music while on hold
  17. Client who is always a jerk
  18. Case is high or urgent, issue has existed for "a while"
  19. Case is a word salad, client isn't much better
  20. Phone system is alternating voices for each choice
  21. "The release broke it" but it never worked
  22. Client is mad about the answer (not an upgrade)
  23. No employee directory
  24. "can you give any insight..."
  25. Have to sit through entire directory
  26. Directory spells every name
  27. Typed in the name, get someone else
  28. Phone system voice is clearly a screen reader
  29. Call MDT, nobody answers
  30. 15m of access issues
  31. Network issues "but our network is fine"
  32. Voicemail is full
  33. "You've reach the end of the numbers!"
  34. First option in directory is asking if you want the directory
  35. Voicemail has neither extension nor name
  36. Third-Party IT Staff
  37. Client says they followed steps, but didn't
  38. Clipped hold music
  39. Case is high or urgent, issue is trivial
  40. Client updates the case, then calls repeatedly
  41. Client has opened several cases in a row, only answers phone once.
  42. Hold time of 5 minutes or more
  43. Client clicked callback button, didn't explain why
  44. OUTAGE
  45. Client thinks you're the greatest for a simple fix
  46. Escalation
  47. PDF Crashes where the settings are wrong
  48. Half the directory is no name, just extension number