“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessionsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelygets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsinterruptsyourepeatedly only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)demeansyoureffortsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rants toyou abouttheirproblemsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessionsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelygets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsinterruptsyourepeatedly only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)demeansyoureffortsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rants toyou abouttheirproblemsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  2. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  3. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  4. comes late to each session
  5. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  6. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  7. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  8. interrupts you repeatedly
  9. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  10. demeans your efforts
  11. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  12. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  13. “try sleeping better”
  14. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  15. rants to you about their problems
  16. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  17. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  18. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  19. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  20. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  21. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  22. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  23. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  24. “just build routines”