interruptsyourepeatedly “trysleepingbetter”gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)“justbuildroutines”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdemeansyoureffortsrants toyou abouttheirproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifethinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessions“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelythinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?comeslate toeachsessionclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itinterruptsyourepeatedly “trysleepingbetter”gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)“justbuildroutines”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdemeansyoureffortsrants toyou abouttheirproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifethinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessions“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelythinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?comeslate toeachsessionclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. interrupts you repeatedly
  2. “try sleeping better”
  3. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  4. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  5. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  6. “just build routines”
  7. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  8. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  9. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  10. demeans your efforts
  11. rants to you about their problems
  12. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  13. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  14. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  15. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  16. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  17. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  18. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  19. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  20. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  21. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  22. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  23. comes late to each session
  24. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it