rushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionscomeslate toeachsessiondismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifethinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“justbuildroutines”each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itrants toyou abouttheirproblemsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelyinterruptsyourepeatedly demeansyourefforts“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”rushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionscomeslate toeachsessiondismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifethinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“justbuildroutines”each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itrants toyou abouttheirproblemsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelyinterruptsyourepeatedly demeansyourefforts“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  2. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  3. comes late to each session
  4. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  5. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  6. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  7. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  8. “just build routines”
  9. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  10. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  11. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  12. rants to you about their problems
  13. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  14. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  15. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  16. interrupts you repeatedly
  17. demeans your efforts
  18. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  19. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  20. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  21. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  22. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  23. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  24. “try sleeping better”