says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“justbuildroutines”claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionslook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).demeansyourefforts“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefteach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rants toyou abouttheirproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifecomeslate toeachsessionsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positively“trysleepingbetter”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“justbuildroutines”claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionslook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).demeansyourefforts“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefteach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rants toyou abouttheirproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifecomeslate toeachsessionsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positively“trysleepingbetter”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  2. “just build routines”
  3. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  4. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  5. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  6. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  7. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  8. demeans your efforts
  9. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  10. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  11. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  12. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  13. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  14. rants to you about their problems
  15. interrupts you repeatedly
  16. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  17. comes late to each session
  18. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  19. “try sleeping better”
  20. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  21. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  22. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  23. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  24. “have you tried not thinking that way”?