“trysleepingbetter”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”demeansyoureffortsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“justbuildroutines”“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelyrants toyou abouttheirproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly “have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)comeslate toeachsessiondismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething“trysleepingbetter”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”demeansyoureffortsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“justbuildroutines”“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelyrants toyou abouttheirproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly “have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)comeslate toeachsessiondismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “try sleeping better”
  2. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  3. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  4. demeans your efforts
  5. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  6. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  7. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  8. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  9. “just build routines”
  10. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  11. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  12. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  13. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  14. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  15. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  16. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  17. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  18. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  19. rants to you about their problems
  20. interrupts you repeatedly
  21. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  22. comes late to each session
  23. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  24. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something