“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlife“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”interruptsyourepeatedly thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsdemeansyoureffortsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethinglook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).rants toyou abouttheirproblemsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it“justbuildroutines”thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle witheach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemtries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)comeslate toeachsession“trysleepingbetter”“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlife“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”interruptsyourepeatedly thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabsays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsdemeansyoureffortsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethinglook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).rants toyou abouttheirproblemsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it“justbuildroutines”thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle witheach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemtries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)comeslate toeachsession“trysleepingbetter”

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  2. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  3. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  4. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  5. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  6. interrupts you repeatedly
  7. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  8. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  9. demeans your efforts
  10. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  11. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  12. rants to you about their problems
  13. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  14. “just build routines”
  15. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  16. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  17. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  18. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  19. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  20. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  21. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  22. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  23. comes late to each session
  24. “try sleeping better”