rants toyou abouttheirproblemsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessions“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withdemeansyoureffortsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelythinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)comeslate toeachsessioninterruptsyourepeatedly “justbuildroutines”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“trysleepingbetter”doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifedismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsrants toyou abouttheirproblemsrushes toend thesession with10+ minuteslefttries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessions“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withdemeansyoureffortsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelythinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)comeslate toeachsessioninterruptsyourepeatedly “justbuildroutines”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).“trysleepingbetter”doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifedismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rants to you about their problems
  2. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  3. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  4. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  5. demeans your efforts
  6. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  7. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  8. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  9. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  10. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  11. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  12. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  13. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  14. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  15. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  16. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  17. comes late to each session
  18. interrupts you repeatedly
  19. “just build routines”
  20. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  21. “try sleeping better”
  22. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  23. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  24. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms