thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)demeansyoureffortstries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelylook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).interruptsyourepeatedly doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifedoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”rants toyou abouttheirproblems“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?comeslate toeachsession“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”rushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)demeansyoureffortstries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelylook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).interruptsyourepeatedly doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifedoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”rants toyou abouttheirproblems“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?comeslate toeachsession“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)each session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”rushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  2. demeans your efforts
  3. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  4. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  5. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  6. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  7. interrupts you repeatedly
  8. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  9. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  10. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  11. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  12. “just build routines”
  13. rants to you about their problems
  14. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  15. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  16. comes late to each session
  17. “try sleeping better”
  18. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  19. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  20. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  21. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  22. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  23. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  24. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab