says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernscomeslate toeachsessionthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)interruptsyourepeatedly claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabrants toyou abouttheirproblemsonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourliferushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelygets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingtries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdemeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernscomeslate toeachsessionthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)interruptsyourepeatedly claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabrants toyou abouttheirproblemsonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourliferushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftsays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelygets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingtries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsdemeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle with“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  2. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  3. comes late to each session
  4. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  5. interrupts you repeatedly
  6. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  7. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  8. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  9. rants to you about their problems
  10. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  11. “try sleeping better”
  12. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  13. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  14. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  15. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  16. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  17. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  18. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  19. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  20. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  21. demeans your efforts
  22. “just build routines”
  23. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  24. “have you tried not thinking that way”?