look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly “trysleepingbetter”thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabcomeslate toeachsessioneach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifesays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydemeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsrants toyou abouttheirproblemsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly “trysleepingbetter”thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabcomeslate toeachsessioneach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifesays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydemeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?says “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernsrants toyou abouttheirproblemsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  2. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  3. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  4. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  5. interrupts you repeatedly
  6. “try sleeping better”
  7. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  8. comes late to each session
  9. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  10. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  11. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  12. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  13. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  14. demeans your efforts
  15. “just build routines”
  16. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  17. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  18. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  19. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  20. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  21. rants to you about their problems
  22. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  23. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  24. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)