demeansyourefforts“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)rants toyou abouttheirproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positively“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsinterruptsyourepeatedly “justbuildroutines”thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeeach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftcomeslate toeachsessionlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).demeansyourefforts“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)“trysleepingbetter”thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)rants toyou abouttheirproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positively“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsinterruptsyourepeatedly “justbuildroutines”thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifeeach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleftcomeslate toeachsessionlook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. demeans your efforts
  2. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  3. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  4. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  5. “try sleeping better”
  6. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  7. rants to you about their problems
  8. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  9. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  10. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  11. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  12. interrupts you repeatedly
  13. “just build routines”
  14. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  15. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  16. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  17. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  18. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  19. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  20. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  21. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  22. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  23. comes late to each session
  24. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).