demeansyoureffortsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”interruptsyourepeatedly thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabeach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsrants toyou abouttheirproblemslook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessionclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlife“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?demeansyoureffortsrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withonly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblems“justbuildroutines”interruptsyourepeatedly thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabeach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblem“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsrants toyou abouttheirproblemslook of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessionclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)gets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingdoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcernssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlife“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. demeans your efforts
  2. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  3. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  4. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  5. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  6. “just build routines”
  7. interrupts you repeatedly
  8. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  9. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  10. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  11. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  12. rants to you about their problems
  13. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  14. comes late to each session
  15. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  16. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  17. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  18. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  19. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  20. “try sleeping better”
  21. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  22. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  23. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  24. “have you tried not thinking that way”?