doesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“justbuildroutines”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessiononly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”“trysleepingbetter”rants toyou abouttheirproblems“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withinterruptsyourepeatedly demeansyoureffortsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout ittries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelysays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifedoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)rushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“justbuildroutines”dismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsgets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomething“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessiononly focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)thinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amab“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”“trysleepingbetter”rants toyou abouttheirproblems“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withinterruptsyourepeatedly demeansyoureffortsclaims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout ittries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionssays theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelysays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptomseach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)doesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlife

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  2. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  3. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  4. “just build routines”
  5. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  6. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  7. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  8. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  9. comes late to each session
  10. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  11. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  12. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  13. “try sleeping better”
  14. rants to you about their problems
  15. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  16. interrupts you repeatedly
  17. demeans your efforts
  18. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it
  19. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  20. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  21. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  22. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  23. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  24. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life