thinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessioneach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifegets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingrants toyou abouttheirproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”demeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout itthinks it’sjust someanxiety ordepression(it’s not)tries todiagnose you(incorrectly)in the firstfew sessionsthinks youcannot have aspecific disorderbecause you areafab or amabdismisses orinvalidatesyourproblemsinterruptsyourepeatedly look of disgustwhen you sharethings youstruggle with(hygiene, work,etc).comeslate toeachsessioneach session is“let’s addressthat next time”for the sameproblemdoesn’tunderstand whyyou want adiagnosis forsomething thatfully affects yourlifegets aggressiveif you setboundaries ordisagree withsomethingrants toyou abouttheirproblemssays “you don’tseem like youhave xyz” whiledisregardingyour symptoms“have youtried notthinkingthat way”?“you’re justoverthinking”when talkingabout a realissue youstruggle withrushes toend thesession with10+ minutesleft“everyoneis a bit[xyz]”demeansyourefforts“justbuildroutines”only focuses onsurfaceproblem-solving(meditate.yoga. breathingtechniques)says theypractice “CBT”and then theonly thing theydo is tell you tothink positivelydoesn’taddress anyof your mainconcerns“trysleepingbetter”“have youheard of fight-or-flight?”(you’ve had ananxiety disorderfor years)claims to haveexperience inyour disorder;knows nothingabout it

Shitty Therapist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. thinks it’s just some anxiety or depression (it’s not)
  2. tries to diagnose you (incorrectly) in the first few sessions
  3. thinks you cannot have a specific disorder because you are afab or amab
  4. dismisses or invalidates your problems
  5. interrupts you repeatedly
  6. look of disgust when you share things you struggle with (hygiene, work, etc).
  7. comes late to each session
  8. each session is “let’s address that next time” for the same problem
  9. doesn’t understand why you want a diagnosis for something that fully affects your life
  10. gets aggressive if you set boundaries or disagree with something
  11. rants to you about their problems
  12. says “you don’t seem like you have xyz” while disregarding your symptoms
  13. “have you tried not thinking that way”?
  14. “you’re just overthinking” when talking about a real issue you struggle with
  15. rushes to end the session with 10+ minutes left
  16. “everyone is a bit [xyz]”
  17. demeans your efforts
  18. “just build routines”
  19. only focuses on surface problem-solving (meditate. yoga. breathing techniques)
  20. says they practice “CBT” and then the only thing they do is tell you to think positively
  21. doesn’t address any of your main concerns
  22. “try sleeping better”
  23. “have you heard of fight-or-flight?” (you’ve had an anxiety disorder for years)
  24. claims to have experience in your disorder; knows nothing about it