(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Someone forgets their password again.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“It works on my machine.”
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Can you make it pop?”
The meeting could have been an email.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
