(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you make it pop?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Google is out to get us.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
