(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can you make it pop?”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
A printer breaks for no reason.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“It works on my machine.”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Google is out to get us.”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone forgets their password again.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
