(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
The meeting could have been an email.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
ClickUp notification explosion.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can you make it pop?”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“It works on my machine.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Someone forgets their password again.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
