The classic“per mylast email”moment.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can youmake itpop?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”The classic“per mylast email”moment.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.ClickUpnotificationexplosion.The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can youmake itpop?”“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  2. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  3. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  4. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  5. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  6. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  7. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  8. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  9. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  10. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  11. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  12. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  13. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  14. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  15. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  16. Someone forgets their password again.
  17. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  18. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  19. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  20. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  21. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  22. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  23. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  24. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  25. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  26. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  27. A printer breaks for no reason.
  28. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  29. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  30. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  31. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  32. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  33. ClickUp notification explosion.
  34. The meeting could have been an email.
  35. “Google is out to get us.”
  36. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  37. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  38. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  39. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  40. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  41. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  42. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  43. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  44. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  45. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  46. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  47. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  48. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  49. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  50. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  51. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  52. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  53. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  54. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  55. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  56. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  57. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  58. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  59. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  60. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  61. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  62. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  63. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  64. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  65. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  66. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  67. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  68. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  69. “It works on my machine.”
  70. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  71. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  72. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  73. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  74. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  75. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  76. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  77. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  78. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  79. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  80. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  81. “Can you make it pop?”
  82. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  83. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  84. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”