(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“It works on my machine.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
The meeting could have been an email.
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
A printer breaks for no reason.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Can you make it pop?”
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
Someone forgets their password again.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
