“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can youmake itpop?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“It workson mymachine.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)A printerbreaks fornoreason.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can youmake itpop?”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Googleis out toget us.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“It workson mymachine.”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)A printerbreaks fornoreason.A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  2. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  3. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  4. Someone forgets their password again.
  5. “Can you make it pop?”
  6. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  7. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  8. “Google is out to get us.”
  9. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  10. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  11. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  12. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  13. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  14. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  15. “It works on my machine.”
  16. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  17. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  18. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  19. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  20. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  21. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  22. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  23. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  24. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  25. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  26. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  27. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  28. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  29. The meeting could have been an email.
  30. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  31. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  32. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  33. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  34. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  35. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  36. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  37. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  38. ClickUp notification explosion.
  39. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  40. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  41. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  42. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  43. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  44. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  45. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  46. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  47. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  48. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  49. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  50. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  51. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  52. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  53. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  54. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  55. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  56. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  57. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  58. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  59. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  60. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  61. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  62. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  63. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  64. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  65. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  66. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  67. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  68. A printer breaks for no reason.
  69. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  70. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  71. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  72. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  73. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  74. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  75. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  76. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  77. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  78. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  79. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  80. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  81. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  82. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  83. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  84. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.