Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Googleis out toget us.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can youmake itpop?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“It workson mymachine.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)A printerbreaks fornoreason.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can’t wejust useWix?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Googleis out toget us.”A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can youmake itpop?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)“It workson mymachine.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)A printerbreaks fornoreason.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Can’t wejust useWix?”Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
  1. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  2. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  3. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  4. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  5. Someone forgets their password again.
  6. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  7. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  8. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  9. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  10. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  11. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  12. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  13. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  14. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  15. ClickUp notification explosion.
  16. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  17. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  18. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  19. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  20. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  21. “Google is out to get us.”
  22. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  23. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  24. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  25. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  26. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  27. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  28. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  29. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  30. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  31. “Can you make it pop?”
  32. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  33. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  34. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  35. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  36. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  37. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  38. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  39. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  40. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  41. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  42. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  43. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  44. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  45. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  46. “It works on my machine.”
  47. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  48. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  49. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  50. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  51. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  52. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  53. A printer breaks for no reason.
  54. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  55. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  56. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  57. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  58. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  59. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  60. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  61. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  62. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  63. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  64. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  65. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  66. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  67. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  68. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  69. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  70. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  71. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  72. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  73. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  74. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  75. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  76. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  77. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  78. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  79. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  80. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  81. The meeting could have been an email.
  82. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  83. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  84. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)