(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Google is out to get us.”
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
Someone forgets their password again.
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Can you make it pop?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
The meeting could have been an email.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
The classic “per my last email” moment.
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
