(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
A printer breaks for no reason.
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
The classic “per my last email” moment.
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
The meeting could have been an email.
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
“I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
“I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“Can you make it pop?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
“Google is out to get us.”
ClickUp notification explosion.
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
Someone forgets their password again.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
