“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can youmake itpop?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It workson mymachine.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.The classic“per mylast email”moment.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Googleis out toget us.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.“Can youmake itpop?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It workson mymachine.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.The classic“per mylast email”moment.Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Googleis out toget us.”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  2. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  3. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  4. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  5. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  6. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  7. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  8. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  9. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  10. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  11. ClickUp notification explosion.
  12. “Can you make it pop?”
  13. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  14. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  15. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  16. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  17. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  18. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  19. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  20. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  21. “It works on my machine.”
  22. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  23. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  24. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  25. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  26. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  27. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  28. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  29. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  30. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
  31. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  32. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  33. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  34. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  35. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  36. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  37. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  38. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  39. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  40. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  41. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  42. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  43. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  44. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  45. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  46. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  47. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  48. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  49. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  50. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  51. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  52. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  53. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  54. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  55. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  56. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  57. “Google is out to get us.”
  58. Someone forgets their password again.
  59. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  60. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  61. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  62. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  63. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  64. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  65. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  66. The meeting could have been an email.
  67. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  68. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  69. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  70. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  71. A printer breaks for no reason.
  72. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  73. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  74. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  75. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  76. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  77. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  78. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  79. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  80. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  81. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  82. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  83. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  84. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.