“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youmake itpop?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.“It needsto be edgybut alsotimeless.”“I’mswamped,but I cansqueeze thisin.”“Can wecopy[competitor’ssite]?”“Can we justmove thisbutton 2pixels to theleft?”A bugdisappearswhen you tryto show it tosomeone.“Justchecking inon this!” (forthe third timetoday)“It justdoesn’t feelright. I can’texplain why.”Client clicksan obviousphishingemail.“Let’s circleback to this.”(it’s nevermentionedagain)“I don’tlike it, but Idon’t knowwhy.”A teammate’smic doesn’twork for thefirst fiveminutes of aZoom call.“Let’smake thelogobigger.”“We don’twant to payfor ads, butwe want to beat the top.”Client still usesInternetExplorer andwonders whythings don’twork.“Can yourecover a fileI deletedthree monthsago?”Client uses ascreenshot ofa Word doc astheir “brandguidelines.”Someonespills coffeeon theirkeyboard…again.“Why do weneed a blog?No onereads them.”“Can we adda chatfeature?” (toa basiclanding page)Clientpauses adsand askswhy leadsstopped.Client emailsa JPEG of alogo andasks for it asa vector.“Can’t wejust useWix?”“Can we movethe deadlineup?” (withoutchangingresources)Client installs12 pluginsand asks whytheir site isslow.“This willonly takefive minutes,right?”“I heardSEO isdead.”(again)“Can youjustPhotoshopit?”The meetingcould havebeen anemail.“Googleis out toget us.”“I love it! Butcan wechangeeverything?”Scope creepdisguised asa “smalltweak.”“Have youtried turningit off and onagain?”“I’ll followup onthat.” (theydon’t)“Let’s hopon a quickcall.” (it’snever quick)“The internetis down!”(but theirWiFi switchis off)“Can wespend $100and get10,000leads?”“Why is mywebsitebroken?”(clears cache—it’s fine)You get taggedin 5+ ClickUpcomments inunder aminute.A project is“low priority”untilsuddenly it’surgent.The clientapproves thedesign… thenwants majorchanges post-development.“Mycomputer isslow.” (has75 tabsopen)The classic“per mylast email”moment.“Mypasswordisn’t working!”(Caps Lockwas on)Someonepastes anobvious phishingemail into Slackasking, “Is thisreal?”A printerbreaks fornoreason.“I know thedeadline istoday, but canwe change theentiredirection?”“Can we makethe site load inhalf a second?”(on sharedhosting)Client’s entiresystem relieson a singleoutdatedplugin.Someoneshares a longvoice memoinstead oftyping.“The CEO’sspousedoesn’t likeit.”“Why is myemailbroken?”(mailbox isfull)The teamagrees on aprocess, andsomeoneimmediatelyignores it.“Can youdropeverythingand do thisASAP?”“I wantsomethingminimalist…but alsoflashy.”“It workson mymachine.”“Can youmake itpop?”Someoneforgets theirpasswordagain.“I changedsomething inthe backend,and now thewhole site isdown.”A Slackmessagestarts with“Hey, quickquestion…”ClickUpnotificationexplosion.Someoneforgetsthey’re not onmute during ameeting.“Can we havefive differentversions tochoose from?”“Why isn’tmy siteranking yet?It’s been twodays.”“I Googled usand we weren’t#1.” (incognitomode notused)You push a fixlive, andsuddenlysomethingunrelatedbreaks.“Can youSEO myPDFs?”“Can wemake itpop?”(again)Someonescreensharesthe wrong tabin a meeting.“Let’s put thison the backburner.” (it’snevermentionedagain)A WordPressupdatebreakseverything.You send aperfectlyworded emailand get a one-word reply.The client’slanding pagehas zero textbut wants torank foreverything.“Can weintegrate thisrandomsoftware Ifound?”“Why isn’t mysite appearingon Google?”(it’s still set tonoindex)“Can youtake a look?”(no detailsgiven)“Can we addmorewhitespacebut also morecontent?”A form doesn’twork, but it’sbecause theclient typedtheir emailwrong.“We need anew logo,but keep theold one.”“Can we justincrease thebudget to fixit?”“Can werank for‘shoes’?” (fora small localbusiness)Client insiststheir brandnew site hasa Googlepenalty.Client sends 20vaguescreenshotswith “This isbroken” and nocontext.“Let’s bid oncompetitornames!”(ignoreslegal risks)Metadescription= ad copy intheir mind.

Agency Life Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
  2. “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”
  3. “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
  4. “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
  5. A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
  6. “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
  7. “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
  8. Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
  9. “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  10. “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”
  11. A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
  12. “Let’s make the logo bigger.”
  13. “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
  14. Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
  15. “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
  16. Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
  17. Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
  18. “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
  19. “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
  20. Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped.
  21. Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
  22. “Can’t we just use Wix?”
  23. “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
  24. Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
  25. “This will only take five minutes, right?”
  26. “I heard SEO is dead.” (again)
  27. “Can you just Photoshop it?”
  28. The meeting could have been an email.
  29. “Google is out to get us.”
  30. “I love it! But can we change everything?”
  31. Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”
  32. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  33. “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
  34. “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
  35. “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
  36. “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
  37. “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
  38. You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
  39. A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
  40. The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
  41. “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
  42. The classic “per my last email” moment.
  43. “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
  44. Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
  45. A printer breaks for no reason.
  46. “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
  47. “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
  48. Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
  49. Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
  50. “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
  51. “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
  52. The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
  53. “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
  54. “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
  55. “It works on my machine.”
  56. “Can you make it pop?”
  57. Someone forgets their password again.
  58. “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
  59. A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
  60. ClickUp notification explosion.
  61. Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
  62. “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
  63. “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
  64. “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
  65. You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
  66. “Can you SEO my PDFs?”
  67. “Can we make it pop?” (again)
  68. Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
  69. “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
  70. A WordPress update breaks everything.
  71. You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
  72. The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
  73. “Can we integrate this random software I found?”
  74. “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
  75. “Can you take a look?” (no details given)
  76. “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
  77. A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
  78. “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
  79. “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
  80. “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
  81. Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
  82. Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
  83. “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
  84. Meta description = ad copy in their mind.