(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“Let’s make the logo bigger.”
“It works on my machine.”
“Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex)
“I love it! But can we change everything?”
“Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”
The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development.
Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting.
“I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”
“We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”
“Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again.
“Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting)
“Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine)
Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting.
“Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources)
Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context.
You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute.
Client clicks an obvious phishing email.
“Can you make it pop?”
You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks.
The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it.
A printer breaks for no reason.
“Can you SEO my PDFs?”
Meta description = ad copy in their mind.
The meeting could have been an email.
A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”
The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything.
“Can you just Photoshop it?”
“This will only take five minutes, right?”
“Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business)
“Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”
Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow.
“Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”
“Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page)
“I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used)
The classic “per my last email” moment.
A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong.
“Can we have five different versions to choose from?”
“Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks)
“My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open)
“I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t)
“Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”
“Can you take a look?” (no details given)
“Can’t we just use Wix?”
“Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”
“The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off)
A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent.
“Google is out to get us.”
“Can we make it pop?” (again)
“It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”
“Can we integrate this random software I found?”
ClickUp notification explosion.
“I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”
Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty.
“Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”
“It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”
“The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”
A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call.
“Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”
“We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”
Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector.
“Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”
A WordPress update breaks everything.
“Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”
Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing.
Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”
“Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today)
“My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on)
You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply.
Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin.
Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”
“Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again)
“Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”
“Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick)
Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work.
A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone.
