Agency Life Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 84 words: “Why isn’t my site ranking yet? It’s been two days.”, “Can we spend $100 and get 10,000 leads?”, “Can we rank for ‘shoes’?” (for a small local business), “I heard SEO is dead.” (again), Client pauses ads and asks why leads stopped., “Can’t we just use Wix?”, “It works on my machine.”, A bug disappears when you try to show it to someone., Client installs 12 plugins and asks why their site is slow., “Can we copy [competitor’s site]?”, “Can you make it pop?”, “I want something minimalist… but also flashy.”, “Let’s make the logo bigger.”, “Can you just Photoshop it?”, “I don’t like it, but I don’t know why.”, “Let’s hop on a quick call.” (it’s never quick), ClickUp notification explosion., “Just checking in on this!” (for the third time today), “Can we move the deadline up?” (without changing resources), “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”, Someone forgets their password again., Client clicks an obvious phishing email., “Why is my website broken?” (clears cache—it’s fine), A printer breaks for no reason., “Can you SEO my PDFs?”, “Why do we need a blog? No one reads them.”, “I Googled us and we weren’t #1.” (incognito mode not used), “Let’s bid on competitor names!” (ignores legal risks), “Can we just increase the budget to fix it?”, “We don’t want to pay for ads, but we want to be at the top.”, Client insists their brand new site has a Google penalty., The client’s landing page has zero text but wants to rank for everything., “Google is out to get us.”, Meta description = ad copy in their mind., “Can we just move this button 2 pixels to the left?”, Client sends 20 vague screenshots with “This is broken” and no context., “I changed something in the backend, and now the whole site is down.”, A WordPress update breaks everything., “Can we add a chat feature?” (to a basic landing page), You push a fix live, and suddenly something unrelated breaks., “Can we integrate this random software I found?”, A form doesn’t work, but it’s because the client typed their email wrong., “Can we make the site load in half a second?” (on shared hosting), “Why isn’t my site appearing on Google?” (it’s still set to noindex), “Can we have five different versions to choose from?”, “It just doesn’t feel right. I can’t explain why.”, “We need a new logo, but keep the old one.”, “Can we add more whitespace but also more content?”, “I love it! But can we change everything?”, “It needs to be edgy but also timeless.”, Client emails a JPEG of a logo and asks for it as a vector., “Can we make it pop?” (again), “The CEO’s spouse doesn’t like it.”, Client uses a screenshot of a Word doc as their “brand guidelines.”, “This will only take five minutes, right?”, “Can you drop everything and do this ASAP?”, The client approves the design… then wants major changes post-development., “I know the deadline is today, but can we change the entire direction?”, “Can you take a look?” (no details given), You get tagged in 5+ ClickUp comments in under a minute., Scope creep disguised as a “small tweak.”, “Let’s put this on the back burner.” (it’s never mentioned again), “Let’s circle back to this.” (it’s never mentioned again), The team agrees on a process, and someone immediately ignores it., “The internet is down!” (but their WiFi switch is off), Client still uses Internet Explorer and wonders why things don’t work., Someone spills coffee on their keyboard… again., “My password isn’t working!” (Caps Lock was on), A teammate’s mic doesn’t work for the first five minutes of a Zoom call., “My computer is slow.” (has 75 tabs open), “Why is my email broken?” (mailbox is full), “Can you recover a file I deleted three months ago?”, Client’s entire system relies on a single outdated plugin., Someone pastes an obvious phishing email into Slack asking, “Is this real?”, A Slack message starts with “Hey, quick question…”, A project is “low priority” until suddenly it’s urgent., Someone shares a long voice memo instead of typing., The meeting could have been an email., “I’ll follow up on that.” (they don’t), “I’m swamped, but I can squeeze this in.”, Someone forgets they’re not on mute during a meeting., You send a perfectly worded email and get a one-word reply., Someone screenshares the wrong tab in a meeting. and The classic “per my last email” moment..

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