ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
2. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
3. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
4. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
5. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
6. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
7. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
8. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
9. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
10. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
11. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
12. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
13. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
14. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
15. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
16. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
17. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
18. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
19. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
20. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
21. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
22. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
23. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
24. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
25. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
26. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
27. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
28. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
29. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
30. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
31. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
32. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
33. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
34. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
35. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
36. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
37. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
38. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
39. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
40. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
41. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
42. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
43. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
44. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
45. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
46. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
47. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
48. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
49. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
50. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
51. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
52. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
53. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
54. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
55. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
56. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
57. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
58. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
59. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
60. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
61. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
62. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
63. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
64. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
65. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
66. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
67. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
68. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
69. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
70. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
71. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
72. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
73. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
74. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
75. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.