ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
2. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
3. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
4. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
5. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
6. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
7. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
8. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
9. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
10. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
11. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
12. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
13. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
14. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
15. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
16. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
17. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
18. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
19. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
20. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
21. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
22. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
23. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
24. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
25. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
26. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
27. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
28. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
29. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
30. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
31. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
32. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
33. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
34. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
35. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
36. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
37. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
38. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
39. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
40. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
41. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
42. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
43. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
44. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
45. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
46. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
47. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
48. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
49. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
50. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
51. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
52. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
53. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
54. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
55. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
56. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
57. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
58. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
59. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
60. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
61. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
62. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
63. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
64. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
65. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
66. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
67. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
68. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
69. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
70. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
71. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
72. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
73. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
74. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
75. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.