ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
2. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
3. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
4. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
5. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
6. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
7. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
8. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
9. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
10. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
11. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
12. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
13. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
14. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
15. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
16. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
17. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
18. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
19. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
20. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
21. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
22. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
23. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
24. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
25. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
26. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
27. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
28. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
29. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
30. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
31. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
32. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
33. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
34. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
35. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
36. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
37. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
38. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
39. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
40. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
41. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
42. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
43. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
44. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
45. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
46. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
47. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
48. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
49. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
50. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
51. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
52. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
53. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
54. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
55. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
56. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
57. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
58. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
59. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
60. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
61. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
62. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
63. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
64. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
65. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
66. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
67. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
68. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
69. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
70. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
71. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
72. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
73. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
74. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
75. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.