(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
“This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
