ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
2. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
3. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
4. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
5. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
6. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
7. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
8. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
9. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
10. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
11. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
12. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
13. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
14. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
15. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
16. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
17. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
18. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
19. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
20. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
21. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
22. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
23. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
24. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
25. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
26. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
27. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
28. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
29. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
30. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
31. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
32. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
33. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
34. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
35. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
36. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
37. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
38. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
39. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
40. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
41. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
42. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
43. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
44. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
45. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
46. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
47. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
48. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
49. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
50. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
51. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
52. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
53. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
54. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
55. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
56. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
57. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
58. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
59. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
60. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
61. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
62. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
63. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
64. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
65. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
66. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
67. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
68. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
69. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
70. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
71. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
72. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
73. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
74. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
75. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.