ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
2. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
3. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
4. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
5. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
6. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
7. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
8. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
9. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
10. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
11. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
12. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
13. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
14. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
15. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
16. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
17. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
18. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
19. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
20. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
21. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
22. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
23. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
24. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
25. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
26. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
27. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
28. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
29. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
30. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
31. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
32. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
33. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
34. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
35. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
36. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
37. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
38. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
39. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
40. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
41. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
42. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
43. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
44. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
45. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
46. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
47. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
48. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
49. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
50. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
51. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
52. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
53. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
54. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
55. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
56. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
57. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
58. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
59. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
60. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
61. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
62. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
63. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
64. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
65. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
66. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
67. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
68. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
69. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
70. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
71. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
72. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
73. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
74. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
75. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”