(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
“This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
