(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
“This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
