ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
2. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
3. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
4. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
5. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
6. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
7. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
8. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
9. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
10. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
11. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
12. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
13. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
14. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
15. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
16. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
17. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
18. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
19. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
20. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
21. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
22. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
23. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
24. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
25. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
26. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
27. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
28. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
29. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
30. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
31. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
32. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
33. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
34. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
35. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
36. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
37. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
38. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
39. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
40. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
41. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
42. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
43. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
44. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
45. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
46. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
47. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
48. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
49. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
50. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
51. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
52. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
53. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
54. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
55. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
56. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
57. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
58. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
59. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
60. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
61. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
62. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
63. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
64. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
65. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
66. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
67. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
68. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
69. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
70. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
71. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
72. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
73. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
74. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
75. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.