ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
2. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
3. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
4. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
5. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
6. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
7. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
8. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
9. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
10. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
11. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
12. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
13. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
14. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
15. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
16. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
17. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
18. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
19. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
20. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
21. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
22. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
23. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
24. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
25. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
26. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
27. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
28. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
29. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
30. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
31. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
32. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
33. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
34. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
35. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
36. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
37. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
38. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
39. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
40. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
41. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
42. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
43. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
44. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
45. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
46. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
47. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
48. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
49. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
50. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
51. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
52. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
53. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
54. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
55. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
56. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
57. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
58. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
59. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
60. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
61. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
62. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
63. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
64. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
65. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
66. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
67. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
68. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
69. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
70. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
71. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
72. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
73. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
74. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
75. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.