ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
2. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
3. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
4. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
5. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
6. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
7. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
8. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
9. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
10. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
11. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
12. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
13. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
14. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
15. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
16. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
17. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
18. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
19. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
20. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
21. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
22. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
23. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
24. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
25. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
26. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
27. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
28. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
29. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
30. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
31. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
32. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
33. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
34. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
35. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
36. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
37. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
38. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
39. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
40. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
41. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
42. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
43. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
44. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
45. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
46. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
47. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
48. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
49. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
50. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
51. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
52. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
53. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
54. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
55. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
56. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
57. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
58. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
59. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
60. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
61. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
62. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
63. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
64. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
65. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
66. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
67. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
68. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
69. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
70. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
71. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
72. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
73. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
74. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
75. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.