District ITrep gets lostand ends uphiding in AVcloset.PE teachertries to “tackle”the officer as ajoke. Regretsit.Special edteacher stillhas nofunctioningdoor lock.Cop explainstactics likeit’s a TEDTalk.Languagearts teacherstarts writinga poem in thesupply closet.Custodian locksthemselves inthe boiler room,refuses toemerge.Microwavedings in thebreak roommid-briefing.Tension broken.History teachercompares thedrill to the fallof the RomanEmpire.Cop uses toomanyacronyms. Noone knowswhat “FDLE-PJRT” means.Cop forgetseveryone'snames andcalls them all“buddy.”Social studiesteacherreferences ColdWar paranoiatoo accurately.Door to gymwon’t open.It never did.Still doesn’t.Cop’s bodycam falls off.They blamea ghost.Someonerefers to thisas “live-actionprofessionaldevelopment.”Drill ends.Nobody claps.Everyonequietly leaveslike ghosts.Admin triesto takephotos “forthenewsletter.”Fire alarm goesoff mid-drill.Everyonepretends it’spart of thescript.Tech guy live-tweets it with#FacultyFridays.Teacher triesto livestreamthe drill totheir spouse.Signal dies.Staff memberyells “BINGO!”unironicallyand getstackled.Administratorsays, “This isfor your safety,”while sippingan iced latte.Cop tries toflirt with theschoolnurse. Again.Cafeteriamanagerhides in thewalk-infreezer.Teacher jokes,“At least it’s nota staffmeeting,” andgets deathglares.Someonebrings fakeblood fromHalloweenleftovers. It'snot funny.Cop says“clear” tooenthusiasticallyand startleseveryone.STEM teachertests soundreflectionangles usinga protractor.Officeforgets to tella substitutejanitor. Panicensues.Art teachertries to painttheexperiencein real-time.Realemergencyhappens. Drillproceedsanyway.Bluetoothspeakersomewhereplays "Eye ofthe Tiger" bymistake.Teachertakes roll oftheirdepartmentout of habit.Someoneasks if thiscounts forcontinuinged hours.Theater techuses themoment totest out a fogmachine.Staff memberuses thedistraction tosneak out fora smoke.No oneknows if thisis the drill orif it started 20minutes ago.One teacheris still gradingessays undera table.Someonegenuinely triesto barricadewith a rollingwhiteboard.Admin yells“GO GOGO” andknocks overa trash can.Teacher’sZoom meetingwith their sidehustlecontinues inbackground.Entire Englishdepartmentwrites “DearDiary” entriesin unison.Assistantprincipalgets lockedin their ownoffice.Schoolresourceofficer arrivesdressed likehe’s in SWAT.Securitycamera glitchesand shows twoof the sameperson.Instructionalcoach treatsthis like ateam-buildingactivity.Schoolpsychologiststarts a groupbreathingexercise in thecorner.Wi-Fi dies.This somehowmakeseverythingworse.Someone findsan oldworksheet from2004 labeled“Shooter DrillPrep.”Drama teachervolunteers to“play theshooter” andgoes fullmethod.School nursesets up an“injury triage”corner. It’s justBand-Aids.Teacher eatsa protein barbehind aflipped table.Guidancecounselor startsprocessingtrauma mid-drill.Officer keepssunglasseson indoors.Won’texplain.Schoolsecretary playsCandy Crushin a “securelocation.”Someonereferences TheOffice duringthe drill.Immediategroans.School librarianhides under acirculation deskwith snacks.Coachclimbs out awindow “justin case” andgets stuck.Someonearrives lateand walksinto a fakecrime scene.Counseloris activelycrying. Noone asks.Fire marshalwalks in byaccident.Leavesquickly.“This wentbetter thanlast year” issaid. That’sthe bar.Districtsupervisorshows up mid-drill and says,“Excellentwork.”Admin bringsdonuts to“make it fun.”Vice principaluses amegaphone“just to behelpful.”Admin won’tstop callingit a “learningopportunity.”Math teacherpulls out graphpaper for"escape routeoptimization."Cop bringsreal gun toschool for“authenticity.”Someonefinds adecades-old“crisis binder.”It’s useless.Someone teststheirsmartwatch’sheart ratemonitor—regrets it.PA systemcuts out inthe middleof an alert.Teacherwhispers, “Thisis so dumb,”under theirbreath whilecrying internally.Cop casuallydrops theterm “killhouse.” Noone breathes.Someonelaughs andimmediatelyregrets it.Principal says“great energytoday” like thisisn’t a tragedyrehearsal.Someoneuses a dryerase boardas a riotshield.District ITrep gets lostand ends uphiding in AVcloset.PE teachertries to “tackle”the officer as ajoke. Regretsit.Special edteacher stillhas nofunctioningdoor lock.Cop explainstactics likeit’s a TEDTalk.Languagearts teacherstarts writinga poem in thesupply closet.Custodian locksthemselves inthe boiler room,refuses toemerge.Microwavedings in thebreak roommid-briefing.Tension broken.History teachercompares thedrill to the fallof the RomanEmpire.Cop uses toomanyacronyms. Noone knowswhat “FDLE-PJRT” means.Cop forgetseveryone'snames andcalls them all“buddy.”Social studiesteacherreferences ColdWar paranoiatoo accurately.Door to gymwon’t open.It never did.Still doesn’t.Cop’s bodycam falls off.They blamea ghost.Someonerefers to thisas “live-actionprofessionaldevelopment.”Drill ends.Nobody claps.Everyonequietly leaveslike ghosts.Admin triesto takephotos “forthenewsletter.”Fire alarm goesoff mid-drill.Everyonepretends it’spart of thescript.Tech guy live-tweets it with#FacultyFridays.Teacher triesto livestreamthe drill totheir spouse.Signal dies.Staff memberyells “BINGO!”unironicallyand getstackled.Administratorsays, “This isfor your safety,”while sippingan iced latte.Cop tries toflirt with theschoolnurse. Again.Cafeteriamanagerhides in thewalk-infreezer.Teacher jokes,“At least it’s nota staffmeeting,” andgets deathglares.Someonebrings fakeblood fromHalloweenleftovers. It'snot funny.Cop says“clear” tooenthusiasticallyand startleseveryone.STEM teachertests soundreflectionangles usinga protractor.Officeforgets to tella substitutejanitor. Panicensues.Art teachertries to painttheexperiencein real-time.Realemergencyhappens. Drillproceedsanyway.Bluetoothspeakersomewhereplays "Eye ofthe Tiger" bymistake.Teachertakes roll oftheirdepartmentout of habit.Someoneasks if thiscounts forcontinuinged hours.Theater techuses themoment totest out a fogmachine.Staff memberuses thedistraction tosneak out fora smoke.No oneknows if thisis the drill orif it started 20minutes ago.One teacheris still gradingessays undera table.Someonegenuinely triesto barricadewith a rollingwhiteboard.Admin yells“GO GOGO” andknocks overa trash can.Teacher’sZoom meetingwith their sidehustlecontinues inbackground.Entire Englishdepartmentwrites “DearDiary” entriesin unison.Assistantprincipalgets lockedin their ownoffice.Schoolresourceofficer arrivesdressed likehe’s in SWAT.Securitycamera glitchesand shows twoof the sameperson.Instructionalcoach treatsthis like ateam-buildingactivity.Schoolpsychologiststarts a groupbreathingexercise in thecorner.Wi-Fi dies.This somehowmakeseverythingworse.Someone findsan oldworksheet from2004 labeled“Shooter DrillPrep.”Drama teachervolunteers to“play theshooter” andgoes fullmethod.School nursesets up an“injury triage”corner. It’s justBand-Aids.Teacher eatsa protein barbehind aflipped table.Guidancecounselor startsprocessingtrauma mid-drill.Officer keepssunglasseson indoors.Won’texplain.Schoolsecretary playsCandy Crushin a “securelocation.”Someonereferences TheOffice duringthe drill.Immediategroans.School librarianhides under acirculation deskwith snacks.Coachclimbs out awindow “justin case” andgets stuck.Someonearrives lateand walksinto a fakecrime scene.Counseloris activelycrying. Noone asks.Fire marshalwalks in byaccident.Leavesquickly.“This wentbetter thanlast year” issaid. That’sthe bar.Districtsupervisorshows up mid-drill and says,“Excellentwork.”Admin bringsdonuts to“make it fun.”Vice principaluses amegaphone“just to behelpful.”Admin won’tstop callingit a “learningopportunity.”Math teacherpulls out graphpaper for"escape routeoptimization."Cop bringsreal gun toschool for“authenticity.”Someonefinds adecades-old“crisis binder.”It’s useless.Someone teststheirsmartwatch’sheart ratemonitor—regrets it.PA systemcuts out inthe middleof an alert.Teacherwhispers, “Thisis so dumb,”under theirbreath whilecrying internally.Cop casuallydrops theterm “killhouse.” Noone breathes.Someonelaughs andimmediatelyregrets it.Principal says“great energytoday” like thisisn’t a tragedyrehearsal.Someoneuses a dryerase boardas a riotshield.

ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
  2. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
  3. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
  4. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
  5. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
  6. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
  7. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
  8. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
  9. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
  10. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
  11. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
  12. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
  13. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
  14. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
  15. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
  16. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
  17. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
  18. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
  19. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
  20. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
  21. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
  22. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
  23. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
  24. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
  25. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
  26. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
  27. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
  28. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
  29. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
  30. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
  31. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
  32. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
  33. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
  34. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
  35. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
  36. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
  37. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
  38. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
  39. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
  40. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
  41. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
  42. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
  43. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
  44. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
  45. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
  46. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
  47. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
  48. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
  49. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
  50. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
  51. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
  52. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
  53. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
  54. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
  55. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
  56. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
  57. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
  58. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
  59. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
  60. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
  61. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
  62. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
  63. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
  64. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
  65. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
  66. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
  67. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
  68. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
  69. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
  70. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
  71. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
  72. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
  73. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
  74. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
  75. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.