(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.
Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
“This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
