ALICE Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Theater tech uses the moment to test out a fog machine.
2. Someone asks if this counts for continuing ed hours.
3. Assistant principal gets locked in their own office.
4. Guidance counselor starts processing trauma mid-drill.
5. Cafeteria manager hides in the walk-in freezer.
6. School librarian hides under a circulation desk with snacks.
7. Office forgets to tell a substitute janitor. Panic ensues.
8. Cop explains tactics like it’s a TED Talk.
9. Teacher eats a protein bar behind a flipped table.
10. Staff member yells “BINGO!” unironically and gets tackled.
11. STEM teacher tests sound reflection angles using a protractor.
12. Counselor is actively crying. No one asks.
13. Cop forgets everyone's names and calls them all “buddy.”
14. Special ed teacher still has no functioning door lock.
15. Fire marshal walks in by accident. Leaves quickly.
16. Instructional coach treats this like a team-building activity.
17. Cop casually drops the term “kill house.” No one breathes.
18. Someone laughs and immediately regrets it.
19. Wi-Fi dies. This somehow makes everything worse.
20. History teacher compares the drill to the fall of the Roman Empire.
21. Microwave dings in the break room mid-briefing. Tension broken.
22. Drama teacher volunteers to “play the shooter” and goes full method.
23. Door to gym won’t open. It never did. Still doesn’t.
24. Someone refers to this as “live-action professional development.”
25. Staff member uses the distraction to sneak out for a smoke.
26. Someone uses a dry erase board as a riot shield.
27. Someone references The Office during the drill. Immediate groans.
28. Art teacher tries to paint the experience in real-time.
29. Someone genuinely tries to barricade with a rolling whiteboard.
30. Math teacher pulls out graph paper for "escape route optimization."
31. Real emergency happens. Drill proceeds anyway.
32. Principal says “great energy today” like this isn’t a tragedy rehearsal.
33. District supervisor shows up mid-drill and says, “Excellent work.”
34. Someone tests their smartwatch’s heart rate monitor—regrets it.
35. Cop uses too many acronyms. No one knows what “FDLE-PJRT” means.
36. School psychologist starts a group breathing exercise in the corner.
37. Someone finds an old worksheet from 2004 labeled “Shooter Drill Prep.”
38. Administrator says, “This is for your safety,” while sipping an iced latte.
39. Entire English department writes “Dear Diary” entries in unison.
40. Admin tries to take photos “for the newsletter.”
41. Vice principal uses a megaphone “just to be helpful.”
42. Someone brings fake blood from Halloween leftovers. It's not funny.
43. Admin yells “GO GO GO” and knocks over a trash can.
44. District IT rep gets lost and ends up hiding in AV closet.
45. School nurse sets up an “injury triage” corner. It’s just Band-Aids.
46. Bluetooth speaker somewhere plays "Eye of the Tiger" by mistake.
47. Teacher whispers, “This is so dumb,” under their breath while crying internally.
48. Cop brings real gun to school for “authenticity.”
49. Social studies teacher references Cold War paranoia too accurately.
50. Teacher’s Zoom meeting with their side hustle continues in background.
51. Drill ends. Nobody claps. Everyone quietly leaves like ghosts.
52. Language arts teacher starts writing a poem in the supply closet.
53. Teacher jokes, “At least it’s not a staff meeting,” and gets death glares.
54. Teacher takes roll of their department out of habit.
55. PA system cuts out in the middle of an alert.
56. Teacher tries to livestream the drill to their spouse. Signal dies.
57. PE teacher tries to “tackle” the officer as a joke. Regrets it.
58. One teacher is still grading essays under a table.
59. School resource officer arrives dressed like he’s in SWAT.
60. Someone finds a decades-old “crisis binder.” It’s useless.
61. Officer keeps sunglasses on indoors. Won’t explain.
62. Security camera glitches and shows two of the same person.
63. Admin brings donuts to “make it fun.”
64. Cop’s body cam falls off. They blame a ghost.
65. Custodian locks themselves in the boiler room, refuses to emerge.
66. Someone arrives late and walks into a fake crime scene.
67. Cop says “clear” too enthusiastically and startles everyone.
68. Cop tries to flirt with the school nurse. Again.
69. “This went better than last year” is said. That’s the bar.
70. Coach climbs out a window “just in case” and gets stuck.
71. No one knows if this is the drill or if it started 20 minutes ago.
72. Admin won’t stop calling it a “learning opportunity.”
73. School secretary plays Candy Crush in a “secure location.”
74. Fire alarm goes off mid-drill. Everyone pretends it’s part of the script.
75. Tech guy live-tweets it with #FacultyFridays.