The Theory of Robert: Second Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. “Follow the money.” ✅
2. “It’s all connected.” ✅
3. References Above Majestic 💀
4. Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional 🎯
5. He explains UFOs using anti-gravity propulsion
6. Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it's established fact 🎯
7. “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯
8. Claims meditation opened his third eye 🎯
9. He claims remote viewing is proven
10. Says aliens communicate through frequencies 🎯
11. Brings up Antarctica conspiracies ✅
12. He claims eclipses don’t make sense on a globe
13. He compares cryptids to aliens
14. He connects two unrelated theories into one
15. He quotes someone with no scientific background
16. He says the Buga Sphere has “no seams”
17. He mentions anti-gravity tech exists
18. Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯
19. He references farm medications or Tractor Supply
20. “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯
21. Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀
22. He ties UFOs into his reptilian theory
23. Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯
24. Mentions the ice wall 🎯
25. He mentions Tartaria buildings
26. Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯
27. He claims the sphere gained weight
28. Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯
29. He says “they don’t want you to know”
30. He references Antarctica as restricted or suspicious
31. Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀
32. He claims sound healing works
33. “History has been rewritten.” ✅
34. He says Dogman sightings are real
35. Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS 🎯
36. Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅
37. Roberto mentions ivermectin curing cancer
38. He tells an astral projection story (DRINK)
39. He says aliens communicate with frequencies
40. Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments 🎯
41. He mentions the Tic Tac UFO
42. Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit 🎯
43. He says “hear me out”
44. Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯
45. Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯
46. He says “everything is connected” (DRINK)
47. Roberto says UFOs are definitely real
48. He ends a rant with “you’ll see…” (SHOT)
49. He says the Buga Sphere responded to chanting (DRINK)
50. Says “Hear me out…” 🎯
51. He says Bigfoot goes interdimensional
52. He starts drawing a diagram
53. He connects UFOs to ancient civilizations
54. He mentions the ice wall
55. Roberto brings up parasites causing disease
56. Mentions parasites being the root of most disease 🎯
57. “Look at the ancient texts.” ✅
58. “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯
59. Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯
60. Mentions gold/silver being the only real money 🎯
61. Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply 🎯
62. Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near 🎯
63. He brings up flat Earth
64. Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯
65. He gets louder as he goes 🎯
66. Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs 🎯
67. Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀
68. Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations 🎯
69. The video he shows is extremely blurry 🎯
70. “You have to wake up, man.” ✅
71. He says alien documents are blurry on purpose
72. Says “NASA edits all their photos” 🎯
73. He says sleep paralysis is a spiritual event
74. Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯
75. Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯
76. Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯
77. He says the Moon isn’t natural
78. Someone says “Oh my god, Roberto”
79. “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯
80. Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀
81. He references 432 Hz or 528 Hz
82. He answers a different question than the one asked 🎯
83. Someone asks “Bro, what?”
84. Connections two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” 🎯
85. He says meditation opened his third eye
86. He mentions reptilians or shapeshifters (SHOT)
87. He says NASA lies about everything
88. Looks at the bartender suspiciously ✅
89. Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀
90. References 432 Hz or 528 Hz 🎯
91. Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀
92. Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” ✅
93. Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀
94. Says anti-gravity tech already exists 🎯
95. He brings up Skinwalkers
96. Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter 🎯
97. Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air ✅
98. He mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers
99. The video he shows is blurry or pixelated (DRINK)
100. Says aliens built the pyramids ✅
101. Someone laughs before he finishes
102. “Do your own research.” 🎯
103. Says seasons prove Earth is flat 🎯
104. He says “do your own research” (DRINK)
105. He mentions the firmament
106. Says the sphere “gained weight over time” 🎯
107. Connects reptilians to aliens 🎯
108. He starts talking faster mid-rant 🎯
109. Says remote viewing is proven 🎯
110. He uses both hands to gesture wildly
111. Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video 🎯
112. He points out someone’s blink as “evidence”
113. He says pyramids were energy generators
114. Someone has to drink because the energy is too much (DRINK)
115. Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯
116. Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀
117. He raises his voice while explaining
118. Mentions an astral projection experience 💀
119. He brings up 20-and-Back memory wiping
120. He says the government recovered crashed UFOs (SHOT)
121. “The government already knows.” ✅
122. He pulls out his phone to show a video (SHOT)
123. He interrupts himself with another theory
124. Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀
125. Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯
126. Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds 🎯