The Theory of Robert: Second Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯
2. He says the Moon isn’t natural
3. Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯
4. Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀
5. Someone says “Oh my god, Roberto”
6. He connects two unrelated theories into one
7. Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit 🎯
8. He says aliens communicate with frequencies
9. Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀
10. Says aliens built the pyramids ✅
11. “Follow the money.” ✅
12. He gets louder as he goes 🎯
13. Connections two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” 🎯
14. Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply 🎯
15. Brings up Antarctica conspiracies ✅
16. Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯
17. Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯
18. Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀
19. Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀
20. Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯
21. References 432 Hz or 528 Hz 🎯
22. “Do your own research.” 🎯
23. He says “they don’t want you to know”
24. He tells an astral projection story (DRINK)
25. Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations 🎯
26. He mentions reptilians or shapeshifters (SHOT)
27. He says “do your own research” (DRINK)
28. He says Dogman sightings are real
29. He claims remote viewing is proven
30. He starts talking faster mid-rant 🎯
31. Looks at the bartender suspiciously ✅
32. Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional 🎯
33. He starts drawing a diagram
34. He uses both hands to gesture wildly
35. Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯
36. “You have to wake up, man.” ✅
37. Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near 🎯
38. Says “NASA edits all their photos” 🎯
39. Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀
40. He says Bigfoot goes interdimensional
41. Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀
42. “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯
43. “Look at the ancient texts.” ✅
44. Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds 🎯
45. Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments 🎯
46. Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter 🎯
47. He brings up Skinwalkers
48. Says remote viewing is proven 🎯
49. “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯
50. Connects reptilians to aliens 🎯
51. Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯
52. He says NASA lies about everything
53. Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air ✅
54. Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀
55. Says aliens communicate through frequencies 🎯
56. Roberto says UFOs are definitely real
57. “History has been rewritten.” ✅
58. Mentions an astral projection experience 💀
59. Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video 🎯
60. Someone has to drink because the energy is too much (DRINK)
61. He ties UFOs into his reptilian theory
62. Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀
63. Says seasons prove Earth is flat 🎯
64. He mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers
65. He mentions anti-gravity tech exists
66. Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅
67. He answers a different question than the one asked 🎯
68. Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯
69. He mentions the Tic Tac UFO
70. He pulls out his phone to show a video (SHOT)
71. He claims eclipses don’t make sense on a globe
72. Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” ✅
73. He compares cryptids to aliens
74. He says the Buga Sphere responded to chanting (DRINK)
75. He says the Buga Sphere has “no seams”
76. He says alien documents are blurry on purpose
77. He claims sound healing works
78. “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯
79. Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯
80. “It’s all connected.” ✅
81. Claims meditation opened his third eye 🎯
82. Mentions the ice wall 🎯
83. He points out someone’s blink as “evidence”
84. He references Antarctica as restricted or suspicious
85. Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯
86. Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯
87. The video he shows is blurry or pixelated (DRINK)
88. “The government already knows.” ✅
89. He says “hear me out”
90. He mentions Tartaria buildings
91. Roberto mentions ivermectin curing cancer
92. He explains UFOs using anti-gravity propulsion
93. He connects UFOs to ancient civilizations
94. Someone laughs before he finishes
95. Mentions gold/silver being the only real money 🎯
96. Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀
97. Mentions parasites being the root of most disease 🎯
98. He brings up flat Earth
99. He says pyramids were energy generators
100. Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it's established fact 🎯
101. Someone asks “Bro, what?”
102. He says the government recovered crashed UFOs (SHOT)
103. References Above Majestic 💀
104. Says the sphere “gained weight over time” 🎯
105. Says anti-gravity tech already exists 🎯
106. Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs 🎯
107. Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯
108. The video he shows is extremely blurry 🎯
109. Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯
110. He mentions the firmament
111. He brings up 20-and-Back memory wiping
112. He references farm medications or Tractor Supply
113. Says “Hear me out…” 🎯
114. He interrupts himself with another theory
115. He says “everything is connected” (DRINK)
116. He raises his voice while explaining
117. He mentions the ice wall
118. He says sleep paralysis is a spiritual event
119. “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯
120. He claims the sphere gained weight
121. Roberto brings up parasites causing disease
122. He references 432 Hz or 528 Hz
123. He quotes someone with no scientific background
124. He says meditation opened his third eye
125. Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS 🎯
126. He ends a rant with “you’ll see…” (SHOT)